Tool Will Not Headline 2016 (or ever)

[Delicious Meatball Sub]

Deal with it, people. Let's just quarantine all this nonsense in one thread.

[Dave Maynar]

You son of a bitch. Go ahead and make one for Depeche Mode too and crush all my dreams early.

[Vieux]

Goddammit! You don't know this. Why you gotta ruin everything, dad?

[Dale Cooper]

I hate this thread.

[Zaitch]

Well f*ck it all then

[itrainmonkeys]

It'd be a lot cooler if they did...

[omgitsbonnaroo]

If Tool plays, they're absolutely headlining.

[omgitsbonnaroo]

Although I'd actually prefer a What Stage late night show like 12-1:30. People would bug.

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Jun 9, 2015 12:01:34 GMT -5 omgitsbonnaroo said:

If Tool plays, they're absolutely headlining.

I think they will get late night which next year.

[omgitsbonnaroo]

Tool is too big for What Stage. That would be a clusterfuck. Their popularity has not dwindled since 2007. The comeback would only increase their popularity.

[Vieux]

Jun 9, 2015 11:51:35 GMT -5 Dale Cooper said:

I hate this thread. So. Hard.

FTFY

[abefroman1]

Jun 9, 2015 12:05:02 GMT -5 omgitsbonnaroo said:

Tool is too big for What Stage. That would be a clusterfuck. Their popularity has not dwindled since 2007. The comeback would only increase their popularity.

They should put each band member on a different stage to disperse the crowd

[tЯist♡n]

Jun 9, 2015 12:05:02 GMT -5 omgitsbonnaroo said:

Tool is too big for What Stage.

What does that even mean

[Dale Cooper]

Jun 9, 2015 12:23:57 GMT -5 tЯist♡n said:

Jun 9, 2015 12:05:02 GMT -5 omgitsbonnaroo said:

Tool is too big for What Stage.

What does that even mean

It means stage names are hard.

[itrainmonkeys]

Jun 9, 2015 12:02:33 GMT -5 @eviltim102 said:

Jun 9, 2015 12:01:34 GMT -5 omgitsbonnaroo said:

If Tool plays, they're absolutely headlining.

I think they will get late night which next year.

They'll take a tent so Lana Del Ray can have late night Which.

[Druid]

Way to crush my dreams asshole.

[Son of a Beek]

Thank God

[itrainmonkeys]

Jun 9, 2015 13:20:35 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Thank God

[Katy Mae]

Jun 9, 2015 11:47:03 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

You son of a bitch. Go ahead and make one for Depeche Mode too and crush all my dreams early.

[Dave Maynar]

Jun 9, 2015 13:20:35 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Thank God

You don't want Tool to play but shit yourself with excitement at the thought of The Strokes? Jesus Christ. What happened in your childhood to make you such a horrible human being?

[Delicious Meatball Sub]

Just to be clear, I like Tool. And should they release a new album, RJ will likely give it a 10/10 and label it GOAT.


All that changes nothing about this thread.

[itrainmonkeys]

Tool was one of the top 5 headliner sets of seen at Bonnaroo. Just mindblowing.

[Dale Cooper]

Jun 9, 2015 13:41:42 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

Tool was one of the top 5 headliner sets of seen at Bonnaroo. Just mindblowing.

They took my Bonnaroo headliner virginity, I was right behind the rail left side. It was truly amazing.

[Son of a Beek]

Jun 9, 2015 13:33:36 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Jun 9, 2015 13:20:35 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Thank God

You don't want Tool to play but shit yourself with excitement at the thought of The Strokes? Jesus Christ. What happened in your childhood to make you such a horrible human being?

Is This It is the perfect record encompassing what it's like being a 20 year old young adult. I can relate to that record more than any other record

[Vieux]

Jun 9, 2015 13:41:42 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

Tool was one of the top 5 headliner sets of seen at Bonnaroo. Just mindblowing.

Tool is one of the top 5 headliners I have seen a Voodoo and just in general (for me). They are amazing live, I've seen them at least 4 times now.

[Son of a Beek]

Jun 9, 2015 13:36:43 GMT -5 Delicious Meatball Sub said:

Just to be clear, I like Tool. And should they release a new album, RJ will likely give it a 10/10 and label it GOAT.


All that changes nothing about this thread.

Just let me live mannnnnnnnnnn

[Delicious Meatball Sub]

Jun 9, 2015 13:44:56 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Jun 9, 2015 13:33:36 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

You don't want Tool to play but shit yourself with excitement at the thought of The Strokes? Jesus Christ. What happened in your childhood to make you such a horrible human being?

Is This It is the perfect record encompassing what it's like being a 20 year old young adult. I can relate to that record more than any other record

Because 20 year old adults are just as overrated as that record?

[Son of a Beek]

Jun 9, 2015 13:48:36 GMT -5 Delicious Meatball Sub said:

Jun 9, 2015 13:44:56 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Is This It is the perfect record encompassing what it's like being a 20 year old young adult. I can relate to that record more than any other record

Because 20 year old adults are just as overrated as that record?

I certainty do not think Is This It is overrated. I'm sure it'll probably lose its magic when I get older and figure life out, though

[Dave Maynar]

Jun 9, 2015 13:52:57 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Jun 9, 2015 13:48:36 GMT -5 Delicious Meatball Sub said:

Because 20 year old adults are just as overrated as that record?

I certainty do not think Is This It is overrated. I'm sure it'll probably lose its magic when I get older and figure life out, though

Just wait until you're 30 and High Violet starts to click with you.

[Dale Cooper]

Jun 9, 2015 13:52:57 GMT -5 Son of a Beek said:

Jun 9, 2015 13:48:36 GMT -5 Delicious Meatball Sub said:

Because 20 year old adults are just as overrated as that record?

I certainty do not think Is This It is overrated. I'm sure it'll probably lose its magic when I get older and figure life out, though

Can't hate on that. That record for me is The Suburbs. It just sounds/feels like growing up and figuring shit out.