Post by xjenNjuicex on May 19, 2004 12:37:16 GMT -5
I don't know how many of you are on the listserve but we have this big joke about how we see Warren Haynes everywhere we go now. It's really funny! It just kinda got started b/c we were talking about how he was everywhere last year playing w/ everyone. So anyway, I want to know where all of you have spotted him!
He sold me a garlic grilled cheese in the lot last year and he also grooms my friends dog! He also was the guy in the window at McDonalds the other day! ;D
Man, I just saw him after getting out of work at the local pizzeria. He said he was going down Murphy's pub to jam with the Travis Rocco Band for a bit. Hell of a guy, he plays the guest spot and picks up the food.
Post by WarrenHaynes on May 20, 2004 17:15:31 GMT -5
Let's get a few things straight right now:
I'm really flattered by all this, but you've all gone and blown it way out of proportion. You can't honestly think I can really be everywhere at once. COME ON!
Sure, I played with every group at Bonnaroo last year.
And sold a few sno-cones...
And helped those girls fix the flat on their Jeep...
And wrapped veggie burritos in the lot...
And flew one of the helicopters...
And stood behind you in line at the beer tent...
And drove the Greyhound from Atlanta to Nashville...
And directed parking traffic...
But the rest of that crap you're saying I did last year? Please! You must be confusing me with someone else!
See you in 21 days. (You be able to find me Thursday on all the stages at once, behind the counter at the beer tent, pizza stand, checking tickets, parking cars, manning the medical tent, and sleeping next to you in your tent. I don't know where I'll be on Friday. )
Post by xjenNjuicex on May 21, 2004 12:55:12 GMT -5
Well I went to the bar last night and there was this really really drunk guy that was passed out on one of the pool tables. He was naked and drooling all over himself....betcha can't guess who it was!.......Ok I know the suspence is killing you! It was WARREN
Warren, I have to admit I almost wet myself from laughter... But come on... are you sure you weren't streaking down Shakedown Street last year...Hey if your looking for something to do on Friday look for the Krazy Kanuck Kids from the North ;D ;D But I'm sure you will be busy cleaning the porta potties, playing on stage(s) all five, drinking beer, signing people up to vote, ALL AT THE SAME TIME ;D ;D Look forward in seeing you alot during the festivites!
I was pumping gas yesterday with a smoke hanging out of my mouth and....well you know....KABOOM! I must have been knocked out cold, but I remember getting mouth to mouth and when I came too.....I saw him.....no not Warren, but a fireman. Warren was across the street at a Lingerie Modelling hole and came out to see what happened with his pants around his ankles.
Post by xjenNjuicex on May 23, 2004 0:49:34 GMT -5
I went and saw the movie "Troy" tonight. I went to go see it b/c I was under the impression that Brad Pitt was in it. Well I got there and sat down, all giddy w/ the thought of 2 1/2 hours of Brad (and Orlando), when guess who pops up on the screen! No, not Brad! It was Warren Haynes! Oh well, it was still a good movie!
Post by bellakabey on May 25, 2004 22:59:19 GMT -5
Lately Warren's been spotted around Bonnaroo ... he's helping staff for the event, interviewing potential Port-O-Let cleaners to make sure their standards are high enough and timing them as they swap out an empty TP roll for a full one.