Karma for the BCS reference. A lariat from Stan Hansen might keep you out of the chat though.
Stan Hansen's daughter was in my brother's class in grade school (so was the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase's, actually).
And Hacksaw Jim Duggan is my uncle...well...not literally...but I used to say he was. My dad was a police officer and used to make some extra coin working security at wrestling events. This was back in the 80's when it was safe to just drop your kids off for something like this...and he would leave me and my brother in the stands and go backstage...and then we would get to hang out with the wrestlers backstage after the shows. Anyway, one night Duggan was chatting with my dad and called him "brother" at some point. So I told everyone that he was my uncle (my father's brother). I know...pretty lame...but damn I loved Hacksaw. The most mind-blowing part was seeing Duggan and DiBiase all buddy-buddy backstage after the huge feud they had going on at the time.