Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
Post by inertiaticc on Mar 21, 2008 15:22:44 GMT -5
piercey81 said:
I didnt smite you I would never waiste my time to actually use those buttons and I wasnt egging anyone on it was an interesting topic of conversation that many people seemed to have a bunch of opinions about and it did concern me so I listened and responded
Wait, you won't waste your time to click a word? But you'll use up your time to create a new account?
Post by bojangles22 on Mar 21, 2008 15:28:33 GMT -5
bamadancer said:
bojangles22 said:
At one point in my tent I heard the helicopters flying around and I got the wild inclination that TOOL had somehow blown a hole in front of the main stage into the center of the earth, and the choppers were the national guard trying to save people all while Tom Morrello was still on stage shreding it.
This, in my opinion, would be incredibly cool. Could just be me though.
As dark as it sounds with the scorched earth and giant hole of death and all.... it was infreakincredible. I personally had never heard anything so loud and massive as TOOL, It was like a giant ship as tall as the clouds tearing through the earth like an iceburg in the sea. At one point after a song there was some silence and then i think Maynard asked everybody "you guy's alright?" I don't think I ever quit giggling like an insane person after that.
Post by SouthGA_Festival Machine on Mar 21, 2008 17:38:28 GMT -5
I want to take this opportunity to endorse dudewheresmyroo??? for Sheriff. I forget the current Sheriff's name, but he is great as far as ensuring public safety, we just need a little more Law & Order around here.
Post by sparklybecca on Mar 21, 2008 17:39:46 GMT -5
bojangles22 said:
Damn i can't wait to get to the farm this year! I'm going to get so sloppy drunk i'm going to take out my and give ol' peircy the
and then i'm going to Piercy's mom
jackowcko said:
I've got a story.
After the Flaming Lips last year, I was in bliss. I was lying in my tent, falling asleep with the happiest expression on my face. The next thing I know, I wake up and some drunk dude is pissing on me!
I get out of the tent to confront him, and you know what he does? He punches me in the face!! Not once, but twice!!
The dude pissed on me and then punched me in the face twice!! WTF?
I want to take this opportunity to endorse dudewheresmyroo??? for Sheriff. I forget the current Sheriff's name, but he is great as far as ensuring public safety, we just need a little more Law & Order around here.
id accept that position! gimme a roll of duct tape, a big glowing badge, a bubble gun, and a mist bottle that most of these ass hats just love being sprayed in the face with ;D
first new law. anyone insulting our wonderful and prettyful inforoo ladies gets kicked in the balls repeatedly by anyone with a vowel in their name. lets see ya pee on someone after a couple hours of that!
Post by SouthGA_Festival Machine on Mar 21, 2008 21:38:19 GMT -5
dudewhersmyinforoo said:
southgajd said:
I want to take this opportunity to endorse dudewheresmyroo??? for Sheriff. I forget the current Sheriff's name, but he is great as far as ensuring public safety, we just need a little more Law & Order around here.
id accept that position! gimme a roll of duct tape, a big glowing badge, a bubble gun, and a mist bottle that most of these ass hats just love being sprayed in the face with ;D
first new law. anyone insulting our wonderful and prettyful inforoo ladies gets kicked in the balls repeatedly by anyone with a vowel in their name. lets see ya pee on someone after a couple hours of that!
hmmm.....maybe we should limit ball kicking sessions to one hour, we don't want any bleeding heart hippies accusing us of excessive force/brutality...I'm going down to Abu Ghraib next week to interview a few prospective Deputies.
Post by Sköldpadda on Mar 21, 2008 21:39:35 GMT -5
bojangles22 said:
bamadancer said:
This, in my opinion, would be incredibly cool. Could just be me though.
As dark as it sounds with the scorched earth and giant hole of death and all.... it was infreakincredible. I personally had never heard anything so loud and massive as TOOL, It was like a giant ship as tall as the clouds tearing through the earth like an iceburg in the sea. At one point after a song there was some silence and then i think Maynard asked everybody "you guy's alright?" I don't think I ever quit giggling like an insane person after that.
Dude, thinking about your post just made me remember my own Tool experience...I also had a little too much of a certain thing (but I was hearting it), and at one point I had to kneel down during the earlier part of their set, to collect myself (and not hurl). I was down there, thinking "man, this is pretty intense...", and you know, I'm naturally wondering how many other people are having the kind of experience I'm having.
Then I looked over to my right, and like six feet away there's this guy with his head in his hands. After a second he happened to look over at me, and we smiled on eye contact. He knew.
Then I stood up. I'm not sure what ever happened to him.
But when Maynard asked "you guys alright?," it was perfect. That time I knew.
id accept that position! gimme a roll of duct tape, a big glowing badge, a bubble gun, and a mist bottle that most of these ass hats just love being sprayed in the face with ;D
first new law. anyone insulting our wonderful and prettyful inforoo ladies gets kicked in the balls repeatedly by anyone with a vowel in their name. lets see ya pee on someone after a couple hours of that!
hmmm.....maybe we should limit ball kicking sessions to one hour, we don't want any bleeding heart hippies accusing us of excessive force/brutality...I'm going down to Abu Ghraib next week to interview a few prospective Deputies.
How about this Dude? You have the right to kick said person in the balls as many times as there are vowels in your name?
Post by BonnarooDetective on Mar 22, 2008 21:38:11 GMT -5
therooster said:
This one time I stuck 5 raw hotdogs in my girlfriend's anus and took the middle one and put it in her mouth as I stroked off in her face. When I cummed in her eye she started crying, I asked her what was wrong and she said they were tears of joy, she didn't think she would ever taste a raw poop crusted hot dog while getting jizzed on, it's been her dream since she was little. That didn't happen at Bonnaroo but great story none the less, yes?
This one time I stuck 5 raw hotdogs in my girlfriend's anus and took the middle one and put it in her mouth as I stroked off in her face. When I cummed in her eye she started crying, I asked her what was wrong and she said they were tears of joy, she didn't think she would ever taste a raw poop crusted hot dog while getting jizzed on, it's been her dream since she was little. That didn't happen at Bonnaroo but great story none the less, yes?
At one point after a song there was some silence and then i think Maynard asked everybody "you guy's alright?" I don't think I ever quit giggling like an insane person after that.
heheh. Maynard was on fire that night.
He said that a few moments after they finished the always epic "Rosetta Stoned", and i thought it was really nice of him to check up on us like that after such an intense song/experience out there to a song about someone eating too much paper, and the "blotter" getting on top of them, and getting abducted by a big wig alien that wants them to spread The Message:
"Overwhelmed as one would be if placed in my position - Such a harry burden, now - to be the one forth to bare and read to all the details of our ending - to write it down for all the world to see...but i forgot my pen."
I laughed like a madman at what he said just before the song.
"This is a song about ya'll.."
edit: since i posted in this thread, i guess i have to share a sloppy story.
Saturday, before noon at this year's Langerado, two family kids stumble over to what had to be one of the headiest parties in the festival. Camp Headstache had been awake since early Friday, and none of us were close to nodding off..
I noticed these kids were in a similar state and they were pretty well welcomed right away. They met Disco Dan and the debauchery ensumed. A couple of hours passed of the younger one of the 2, the one i had deemed "Greenhorn", going around drizzling hangers onto out suck tongues. This was some serious business and things got extra crunchy. I realized that this nectar was oozing out and onto his fingers and hands every time he sampled the minty fresh vitamin, and he ended up in real bad shape.
The last time i was trying to talk some sense into him, he was very determined about catching up to a talking, dancing bear named Baltimore. ??? He was translating to me what the bear was saying to him, but it was so random, bizarre, twisted and radical that i can no longer remember any of those details. Or maybe i chose not to..
He ventured away from Camp Headstache, and his beloved stuffed flower was the only trace of his existence. His friend stuck around, and nonchalantly exclaimed that Greenhorn would eventually find himself - it was Langerado after all, and that from now on, he's gonna call him Greenhorn, cuz it was a "spot on" nick.
Post by tentseasurfer on May 6, 2008 14:23:54 GMT -5
Here is another tent vs. idiot story that I experienced at the '07 roo. We were sleeping semi peacefully when we heard a voice from a tent 2 over say "DUDE WTF!?" evidently a wasted guy decided he was going to just take the shortest possible route back to his tent....which meant high stepping right OVER some couple's tent with them inside. He literally just stomped on their tent stepping on them and trashing their tent in the process. Please if you act this way don't blame it on the things you ingest. A jackass is a jackass. Take responsibility for your actions...you can get completely wild and still respect other peoples personal space and property.
Watchin' a stretch of road, miles of light explode. Driftin' off a thing I'd never done before. Watchin' a crowd roll in. Out go the lights it begins. A feelin' in my bones I've never felt before...