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At Allgood 2007 one morning, I was chillin under the canopy. Joel wass till sleeping. some wook comes walking up to me and just stands there looking at me. I said wassup bro?
It sounded like he whispered water, so I said you need some water man. then he looked at me all confused, shook his head a bit and started to walk off.
the only problem was, there was a huge ass mud puddle just outside our canopy, (remember wooz? The one you sat in... :-) ) and about that time, BOOM, down he goes, face first into the huge ass mud puddle.
Of course, I didnt get up, I just asked him, man, you OK?
Heres the funny part, dude turns his head to look up at me, and is trying to say something, but its just bubbling in the water. Like someone trying to talk under water. all i could do was laugh.
After chillin in the puddle for a couple of minutes, he finally managed to get himself back up on his feet and wandered off into the madness.
that was one of the monent that was just too funny, that was expereinced totally alone. Too bad somone else wasnt there to verify to me if it really was as funny as i thought.
That's one of the problems with going alone to fests. You have no one to confirm the strange stuff you saw. Occassionally one's state of mind makes one doubt the weird things that actually happen.
Post by drumdemon44 on Mar 18, 2008 13:39:34 GMT -5
Mt crazy and gross roo story comes from last year. We were watching the police when a guy in front of us started to shit his pants. It was falling out of his shorts and everything, totally gross. someone next to me tapped him on his sholder and said " dude your shitting yourself " he replied " I am ?? " and them stuck his hand down his pants into his own shit, pulled it out and sniffed it ! He just started laughing so we walked away , I didnt want to hang out and smell some dudes shit, that was pretty crazy
ha okay! all the pee and poo stories made me remember another good one!!!
in 2006 ROO, during GRAB, we were standing over to the right side of the stage, in the area between the portapotties and the stage. we had a pretty good view since its kinda on a hill.
well this guy came out of nowhere, flopped his wang out and started peeing on the ground in the middle of the crowd. well, since we were on a hill (slightly uphill from the guy thankfully) the pee ran down, all over the backs of some people sleeping on the ground.
the people were roused by the pee (warmth and smell i guess) and got up real quick like what the hell are you doing? the guy just shrugged and sat down next to them
*i like coconuts, you can break them open they smell like ladies lyin in the sun** *Hell I don't even know where I am** *for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder: The herbivores did well cause their food didn't never run** *We listen, if it feels good We shake** *You made a big impression for a girl of your size, Now I can't get by without you and your big brown eyes.**
I think the worst off I ever saw was 'roo 2006 during Disco Biscuits late Friday night, the porta potties were very full and ona bit of a incline so the runoff behind them had created a "pond" of blue water and poo. Almost in the exact middle was a guy crashed out on his back about 3 inches deep. The girl I was with kept trying to get me to go wake him up but I didn't see how his evening was gonna get any better just because I waded in poo in my chacos . As we left the disco biscuits there was no sign of him so I guess it ended up okay.
Post by generalstore on Mar 19, 2008 15:36:26 GMT -5
wolfmanjess said:
the runoff behind them had created a "pond" of blue water and poo. Almost in the exact middle was a guy crashed out on his back about 3 inches deep.
Oh man! That's like straight out of a feed the children Sally Struthers commercial. Whatever it was that he was passed out from, I bet he doesn't do it anymore.
piercy could you please let us all know what bands you went to see so we can start a thread about about how those bands are ruining the scene?
oh well i guess there will be jackasses at every show. atleast violence is usually avoided. but i can assure you if you pissed on me and then hit me that we would both be in the back of a ride looking at flashing lights as we left the fest early. me to lock up. and you to a hospital. you might even get the joy of an aerial view as you are life flighted out in a chopper if you pee on me and then hit me. some people just dont get it and dont belong. luckily they are a small minority at fests. as opposed to society where they are the majority. and to use drinking as an excuse is the saddest most immature excuse ive ever heard. one of my best friends wouldnt have ripped me off if he wasnt hooked on powder and pharmies, should i still let him have a key to my house? that drunk driver wouldnt have killed that mom and 3 kids if he wasnt drinking. should he still get to punch the surviving dad in the face? man i dislike immature punks at shows that cant handle themselves. unfortunately the only way they usually learn is a few severe ass whoopins. its unfortunate it was fest land where most people are too good of people to beat yer ass. hopefully if it happens again it will be some large metallica fan. and hopefully he will have been drinking so he can blame whatever happens to you on that.
hopefully if it happens again it will be some large metallica fan.
Sooner or later, it will be.
Haha, with Metallica and Mastodon there the metal fans will be there...theyre a totally different crowd all together. Not hating, I love both of those bands, just the hardcore fans are a little intense.
Post by Sköldpadda on Mar 20, 2008 19:46:57 GMT -5
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Ya know, I can see some of the older Metallica fans really getting into the spirit of things. A lot of them are pretty fun-loving guys, I think they'll enjoy being able to walk around and drink their beer and get as loud as they want.
I look forward to talking to them, if they are in fact present. I'm sure they'll be a lot more fun than the shoegazers.
Last year we all rocked up to roo, setup our tents, introduced ourselves to the neighbours and had a good first night. In the morning we were woken up by some bogan who decided he needed out of roo and was waking everyone between him and the exit. Everyone is like dude WTF and he explains that his 3 and 5 year old kids are home alone and wont be able to make breakfast (or put out the housefire they have probably started with his crack lighter) without him. Goon!
When I was 17 back in Australia they had a festival called Rock above the Falls. There were a lot of big punk bads playing, NOFX, Pennywise and some of the moshes got really out of control. One chick got pulled to the ground by a guy who then stood on her head and shoulder so he could go for a crowd surf. I decided that the mosh was now more like a giant fight and started exiting when this massive dude came through throwing elbows, hitting people and the likes. He wasnt the only one doing it (which was why I was over it) but he was a big unit. I stood on the fringes aghast watching dudes beat the doodie out of each other for a while when I saw that mammoth dude floor a chick.
The next bit was gold as another behometh cruised into the crowd, grabbed him around the neck by the throat, dragged him and and kicked the crap out of him. This was probably the only bloke there who was bigger and it was great to see.
I was very disheartened after those moshes, it was rather silly.
Great thread though, I have been in tears a couple of times!
Post by elusiveboz on Mar 21, 2008 12:09:19 GMT -5
piercey sounds like a friend of mine that nobody wanted to mess with when he was drunk friends wouldn't try to kick his ass cause they thought he wouldn't go down we had a party and he showed up, showed his ass and was told to shut up and sit or leave i fianally rolled his ass up like a booger and flicked his ass out. he no longer comes around me if he is drunk
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo