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haha... I think I was in your position while listening to Regina at Lollapalooza. By that point in the day, we all were so drunk and tired that we took a bit of a siesta right in the middle of the field during her set. We started celebrating really early that day since we had an unreal interview with The Wailers. A few 32 oz Red Bull and Tito's Vodkas later.. Plus shots from the bottle, and we were HURTIN' midday. It made for good relaxation though!
An exchange between two wasted neighbors camped next to us. Boyfriend- " So, how you feeling babe?" Girlfriend with quite the sailor's mouth - " How does it look like I feel? I'm puking into a garbage bag a--hole!"
It was wonderful waking up to that most every morning. God I miss Roo!
On the way to Centeroo one afternoon there was a dude painted all green and sprkly, and he shouts "I'm a moon man and I'm on a mission to get to the moon! But I can't get to the moon 'cause I don't have any rocket fuel, can anybody help me?"
Also, I was walking around with a little sign that said "SMILE" that I was showing to people who looked like they needed one. I was on my way to the tent Sunday morning and saw a man who looked like he was in dire need of some smiles, so I flash him the sign and he just stares back at me, and yells "Who the fuck you tellin to smile?" very angrily. I thought it was funny he got so angry about that, oh well
To seem you're a dream when you never stop And we ask you what you are Belief as one with what you believe in Travel slowly Move in circles You know time grows old in reverse
Post by mynameismax on Jan 3, 2008 14:43:29 GMT -5
one of my friends (who is a genius, graduated from high school at 14) was effed up and for half an hour at the tool show was screaming, at the top of his lungs "STUFF HAPPENS!!!! PEOPLE EXIST!!!!" over and over again, it was hilarious!
Walking to Centeroo last year on Saturday my friend and I saw this guy walking the opposite direction with one of the worst sunburns I have seen-somebody yelled out 'You need some sunscreen!' and my friend said 'What you really need is some butter and and a lemon!'-
Q: Man, you look pretty rough, have a fun night? A: I haven't been able to find my camp site since i got here! ------------- Q: Aren't you the chick on the puscifer website? A: Yes, I'm Maynard's personal assistant. Q: Oh my god, can you tell Maynard i love him!?!?
^ my friend actually gave her a note that said "maynard, i love you" with his name and number on it.... LOL
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo
MY buddy was walking into centeroo with a bag of mush-rooms slightly hanging out of his front left pocket, the guard asked: "What's in the bag?" My buddy answered: "Druggies"
He later told us he was scared and he meant to say Shroomies but he out of fear mixed it with the word Drug$ hahahaha
Post by concertjunkie on Apr 2, 2011 14:12:28 GMT -5
As I laid down in my tent last year at about 4 in the morning I over hear one of my neighbors say, "Who wants to eat something that tastes like it came out of a dog's ass to get f*cked up?" Then his buddy replies, "Depends on how pretty the dog is." needless to say I laughed my ass off.
Post by dysonsphere on Apr 3, 2011 15:57:53 GMT -5
I don't know. I was hanging out with my croo and the neighbors in 09, trying to sound smart, I described something as being ostentatious. Being in the various conditions we were all in, someone misheard it as being "awesometatious" and I've been using it ever since.
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo
Post by bonnarooshoe on Apr 3, 2011 22:38:48 GMT -5
At a small fest in Florida this year I heard a few good lines... the second morning around 9 as my group and I were just waking up all zombie style from a real late night we hear a guy walk right past our campsite screaming. " F**k, IM STILL ON DRUGS"
At the same fest there was a dude fire spinning and this kid walks bye with two dying glowsticks and said aw man quit making me look bad as he walked by trying to rave
Also our neighbors were smoking their tobacco pipe and invited us to join and they coughed as they hit it and said' ugh it still tastes weird' so i decided to ask what was making it taste bad and they told me it was some 'no no word' groundscore (one of which was not meant to be smoked/ have no effect) but they were a friendly group of kids.
Post by icantenough on Apr 4, 2011 22:36:19 GMT -5
my first year of Roo, i was walking around trying to find the source of some good smelling food and a guy dripping wet literally comes bouncing by, not an iris to be found, and yelled "Rolling and Yoga at 9am baby, can't beat it!".
While heading down Shakedown St, hearing all the unofficial vendors calling out names of all kinds of party favors, my female friend "D" decides to have an input:
Random Guy: "Headies, I got your headies here" D: (randomly interjected between other calls) "Blow jobs!"
We always get at least one guy to stop short in his tracks, lol
Post by champagne cory on Apr 8, 2011 3:10:59 GMT -5
The group split up for the afternoon Amanda made friends with some people who had some baked goods. We found her, after she ate them. After Zach Brown Band in 2010 she came down then went to the bathroom. She then returned and....
Me: "Amanda, are you still ^^^^ from that corn cookie?" Amanda: "No, I'm ^^^^ from that corn I just ate."
Post by modestmolly on Apr 12, 2011 22:51:22 GMT -5
James Hetfield(Metallica)- Hello Bonnaroooooah! How's it going tonight Bonnaroooooah! Etc... Dude in the next camp site- Do you think if he had cattle they'd say MOOOOAH!?
Dude walking into the woods- Gotta go take a sh*t in the bonnapoo forest.
Post by flyingmonkeys on Apr 13, 2011 1:43:00 GMT -5
2008ish: hangin around the back of the main stage venue, i noticed some group of wooks sitting around indian style with a girl dancing around holding a big cardboard sign WE NEED ACI.. hahahaa
2008: in the main staqe venue in b/w Jack Johnson and PJ I passed by Pondo rocking the viking sh!t and asked him if I could take a pic and he said "absolutley" raised his hands \m/ got that pic but lost that disposable camera
I grew up worshipping Rock and Roll like a religion. I know its shortcomings and strengths but have loved it unconditionally all the same since I was eight-years old. I ran away and joined the circus and honestly, I'm still as obsessed as I was as a boy. I'm not a kid anymore but I still remember how it felt and it doesn't really feel all that different to me now.
At a small fest in Florida this year I heard a few good lines... the second morning around 9 as my group and I were just waking up all zombie style from a real late night we hear a guy walk right past our campsite screaming. " F**k, IM STILL ON DRUGS"
At the same fest there was a dude fire spinning and this kid walks bye with two dying glowsticks and said aw man quit making me look bad as he walked by trying to rave
Also our neighbors were smoking their tobacco pipe and invited us to join and they coughed as they hit it and said' ugh it still tastes weird' so i decided to ask what was making it taste bad and they told me it was some 'no no word' groundscore (one of which was not meant to be smoked/ have no effect) but they were a friendly group of kids.