There were two motorcycle patrolmen trying to herd the Bonnaroo traffic into a line in the right hand pull over lane -- they had a loudspeaker "Pull over dumb ass" is what we heard them say. We just busted out laughing...
im sure some of you heard this, but we were in front of this guy at the lips that just went... "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for like 5 minutes straight, made us laugh every time, i think he finally got wayne to chuckle towards the end of the show
Post by leafsfan7524 on Jun 21, 2007 22:52:41 GMT -5
"Cut the music. This song has no honkey donkey lyrics. How, how am I suppose to sing the honkey donkey song? Son of a bitch. (*gets hit in the head with a water bottle*). Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...that was wrong.
I thought this was Bonnaroo man?
I guess I'm the only Jew here. Well guys, as I just explained, it's called a joke. It was gonna be 30 seconds long, and now whoever that prick is is gonna pay for this. Ok... Here's the deal cocksucker. You don't throw nuts at people performing on stage. I don't give a f**k if you don't like em. And you know what I should do to punish you - is honkey donkey sing YOU f**k! But I'm a better person then that. You're lucky to be here tonight. You're in the presence of God. Take care you little prick."
Post by infamousguest on Jun 22, 2007 7:15:44 GMT -5
As I was walking around Saturday morning, I notice a conversation start up between a man and a woman... W: So who are you really excited to see? M: I'm not too sure, I didn't really show up for the music, I figured I could stay home, work for 4 days, and make $500, or come here for 4 days and make $5000. W: What to you do? At this point, the man's eyes open up real wide, he leans in close, and... M: I sell ACID! She walked away after that...
"What's that festival you're going to? Bonnadoo?" "No, Mom. Bonnadon't."
"Do you want this water?" "No." "Are you sure?" "No. I OWN it. Why would I want it??"
"Oh no, my legs are asleep. Great, now they'll be up all night."
"Didn't you read the Bonnarule book?"
"Oh no, I hope Nicole hasn't fallen prey to the Bonnarapists. Or the molesters. Molesters are just half-assed rapists anyway."
"Wait, is that the Silent Disco I hear?"
"There are no people in the Silent Disco!" "Yeah, that's because it's the Invisible Disco during the day. Can't you see it?"
"So, do you think you could flail your arms and create a diversion so I could go to the bathroom?"
"It's so hot out here." "Yeah, that's the weather." "I'm thirsty." "Yeah, that's the weather, too." "No, it's actually the terrorists."
"Which tent are you going to?" "Yes, that's right."
"What happened to the isolated thunderstorms we were supposed to have all freakin' weekend??" "No, we had them. They were just isolated at the fountain."
"Did you just turn a lamp on in the middle of Bonnaroo?? Can you even do that??"
"Do you ever have one of those times when you pull a fast one on God? 'Please, please, God...just get me outta this trip and I promise I'll never eat acid again. I promise!' Then as soon as you're OK and you say 'Haha, God! Had my fingers crossed!!!"
"Wow that police officer almost scared the poop outta me!" "Good thing he didn't scare the pot outta the sleeping bag!"
Post by spookymonster on Jun 22, 2007 8:29:18 GMT -5
Where should I hide this? Yeah, under the tent! Plausible deniability! Wait... gotta wipe off the fingerprints... damn! Can't get rid of the thumbprint! OK, OK.... it's smudged.... they'll never get a clean print from that...
Late night we stopped at a tree to er, nibble some corn... assorted passed out wooks littered the ground around the tree... After we had been sitting there for some time one of the guys raised his head up and yelled 'ANTS!!!! HE'S SLEEPING IN ANTS!!!' to no one in particular. We giggled and didn't think much of it until we got up and realized that YES, there were actually ants, and YES, they had found us too.
Oh, also: overheard at about 9am walking to centeroo 'how'd we get so f*cked up so fast?' (answer: it's the magic of bonnaroo... )
Anybody happen to be walking by a mist tent from the main stage and hear people walking passed eachother yelling "ADAM!" constantly? Not sure if it was started as a joke or if someone was truly looking for their friend Adam, but hearing like 30 people screaming for Adam was funny to me
Also, "What did we just witness!?!"...some girl after watching the parade that went by..just a Bonnaroo moment
So there WAS a fucking parade. It tripped me and my friend out cause it came and went into the darkness and you know .. sound changes alot. Once it was out of sight we never heard or saw it again. Caught us a bit off guard. Yea - good times. ;P