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Scrog, since no one's been asking you questions for a while:
How was your weekend? Do anything special? If so, what?
Seriously though, what was the best performance you saw at Roo? If not a band, which band was your favorite? What was the craziest thing you saw? Are you happy to be back at home?
^ WTG...I think we have been so busy decompressing that we've forgotten to grill the BMOTM! oops!
OK, Scrog, the inquisition continues:
1. How many legs did you hump at 'Roo? 2. What show(s) were the most SURPRISING? (i.e., ones you liked more than you expected, or shows where you discovered somebody you'd never heard of & realized how good they were) 3. Which show was your LEAST ENJOYABLE? 4. What will you do differently next year to make 'Roo '12 even better? 5. Which Inforoosters did you meet???
Scrog, since no one's been asking you questions for a while:
How was your weekend?
It was good, thanks for asking.
Do anything special? If so, what?
I hung out with some friends on the farm, just a little something we do every year.
Seriously though, what was the best performance you saw at Roo?
MMJ was amazing! I enjoyed them! SCI was insane, I just wished they had played longer.
If not a band, which band was your favorite?
SCI
What was the craziest thing you saw?
I was at Buffalo Springfield and the wind started to kick up lighting was looming in the background, which the severity of may have been highten by flash cameras. Well the show starts and it sounded like crap. Lighting then knocked out the big screen. In the state of mind I was in, all I could see was rain, lighting, wind and then mass hysteria when the storm hit. I made the decision to head back to camp, if a storm was coming I need to lock some things down and really my mind was going crazy. I was having a great time seeing all kind of crazy colors and such, but I could feel the danger a coming. As I tried to leave by the Arch, people were not being let out. There were a few hundred people there and nobody was being let out of Centeroo. I stormed up to the front, I had a very large glow stick, it was made out of Styrofoam and blinked a lot. Well I put that in front of me a marched to the front, I heard, "look at that guy, he is on a mission and he is going to fix this." well I get to the front to find out the scanners are down and they can not let nobody out. WTF!!! There is a storm on the way and you are not letting people out?! WTF!! I try to politely tell the security guy, that there are many people behind me and if you do not open the gates now and let us out, we are going to storm through in a panic and you will not be able to stop us or we can walk through in a calm manner where nobody gets hurt, either way we are coming through the gates. Phone calls were made, a little more pushing and they finally open the gates and let us through. For a moment, I got to lead a group to people to freedom, it was very rewarding. Until I get back to camp and I can hear Neil clearer now than when I was 100 feet away and the rain and storm had stopped. Oh, well!
Are you happy to be back at home?
I miss everyone! but Roo was almost too much, too many people for that area, too much dust, and too much negativity. I am glad to be home.
^ WTG...I think we have been so busy decompressing that we've forgotten to grill the BMOTM! oops!
OK, Scrog, the inquisition continues:
1. How many legs did you hump at 'Roo?
Not enough, I did not leave any stains.
2. What show(s) were the most SURPRISING? (i.e., ones you liked more than you expected, or shows where you discovered somebody you'd never heard of & realized how good they were)
I liked Girl Talk more than I expected. It was fun to sing along to. And STS9 blew me away!
3. Which show was your LEAST ENJOYABLE?
All the shows at the beer tent stage that was in front of Which stage, the sound bleed was awful. Fix that shit please!
4. What will you do differently next year to make 'Roo '12 even better?
Do not do things that make me change my Roo plans last minute, camped in BFE in GA sucked!
5. Which Inforoosters did you meet???
I met alot! Many, I will see again this year and will have long friendships with, others I look forward to seeing again next year. ;D
1. I think I saw you at the Other Tent before Bootsy. If so did you stick around fer the show? 2. On a scale of 1-10, how was the Brunch? 3. Did you play any slap bag? 4. Did you shower at 'Roo, or did you rough it like me and wait till you got home to take a glorious shower? 5. If need be, would you lead another charge to freedom at 'Roo or elsewhere?
1. I think I saw you at the Other Tent before Bootsy. If so did you stick around fer the show?
Yes, I was pacing around the other tent waiting on Bootsy and things were 'kicking in' and I could not wait any longer. I went to check out the Black Keys.
2. On a scale of 1-10, how was the Brunch?
10+ !!! I had such a good time at Brunch!
3. Did you play any slap bag?
Did I ever! I love the drinking game.
4. Did you shower at 'Roo, or did you rough it like me and wait till you got home to take a glorious shower?
I took a shower on Friday or was it Saturday. I think it was Friday, I took a $10 cold shower. It was rough, but after wards, I fell soooooo good.
5. If need be, would you lead another charge to freedom at 'Roo or elsewhere?
Most definitely! That was ridiculous to not let people out. How stupid. If I see injustice, I shall stand up!
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1. Longest you have ever stood in line anywhere to use the bathroom...where was it and how long?
That would be Paris, France. I was not even a year post Mardi Gras arrest for urinating in the street and now I was over seas as was not going to get arrested for doing #1 again, so I waited in the bathroom line. Well there was only one bathroom and this was Bastille day and I was hanging out under the Eiffel Tower and so was hundreds of other people. so why one bathroom with an hour long line? I had no idea why, but I waited, because I was not about to be thrown into a Paris Jail for urinating. I waited. Come to find out this is a self cleaning Porto john and it was taking forever. Yes, one bathroom for all of these people. WTF!!! I finally pee and find my group. I explain my adventure to them and they ask me why I did not just go in the bushes. I explained my story and they all laughed. They point to the bushes to my left and to the ones behind us and the ones over there. People, Dads, Moms and kids were going in and out of the bushes. What? Yep, they were peeing in the bushes. I waited close to an hour! and all I could have done was walk into the bushes! I was pissed, but not for long, how could I be, now I no longer had to wait an hour to piss.
2. Have you ever had any BAD food at Bonnaroo from a vendor?
Our first meal last year from a vendor was just okay, not sure exactly where it was from, but it was a burrito flat bread place and the service sucked, people were rude and the food was just plain. It was not good. I am glad I found others. My pesto modzillia was amazing!
3. The Water Fountain at Roo...Do you frolic in it?
Is urinating under the frolic category? No, than my answer is no.
4. If something were to happen to me, would you wear my clock and horns at Bonnaroo if I was unable to attend?
That depends on why you are not at Bonnaroo? If you had passed and you last request was for your horns to be worn at Roo, then yes I would, but if you were not at Roo for other reasons, meaning you are still alive, but could not make it, then I would have a Pondo cardboard cut and your Horns and Clock would live there for the week. I would post the cardboard-cut out in Centeroo for all to see and have their pictures taken with. I thought about a wax Pondo, but that might melt in the Tennessee summer heat, wait now that I think about it, how cool would that be, a melting wax sculpture of Pondo! We could get your voice and put a MP3 of you saying, "I'm melting!", have in in a higher pitched voice, like the Wizard of Oz. Make it motion activated and when people walked by, "I'm Melting!"
Between me and LLL, who had the best legs to hump?
No offense to LLL, but your legs were not as hairy and felt better to hump.
What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?
I always watched Bugs Bunny and Looney Toons.
How did you first get interested in Burning Man? What was the first life affirming encounter you experienced there?
I was working and living in California, a friend recommend Cochella to me, but I missed, then she said I should look into Burning Man. My life affirming encounter, if that is what it was, happen the day I got my tickets in the mail. I woke up that day from a dream. It was a burning man dream. A good/happy dream. It was one of those realistic dreams, where you feel like the dream is reality and when you wake up you have to ask yourself, WTF was that! I sit down to watch some TV and the girlfriend is watching MTV and a show called the Drug wars or years or something like that(up until now I have only heard about BM from what I found on the Internet, never saw anything on TV about it). The show was about music over the decades and drug involvement. Just happened when I sat down they were talking about the 90's and started talking about Burning Man. Weird, here I just had a 'real' dream about BM and now MTV is talking about BM. Afterwords I got up to go check the mail. I have done this many times, but I never noticed this: On the wall outside apartment was a reflection of the sun off our neighbors window. This reflection made the famous silhouette of the man. Arms up, legs out, and to see this, I was like WTF is going on. I thought," The dream, on TV, and now on the wall outside my apartment, let me go check the mail." Guess what came in the mail that day. Yep, my ticket to the burn! Go figure. I knew I was headed in the right direction.
Can you tell us an embarrassing story from middle school and what (if anything) you gained from it?
My first kiss, I may have told this story, but here it is again. I liked this girl in middle school, her name was Dana. I would sneak and sit on the 'female' side of the bus with her. We never really talked, I was nervous, she was my first GF. On this day, I was going to kiss her. We got off on the same stop. I walked her to wards her home, we got to where she had to cross over the fence and I would say bye here and give her my first kiss. She already had climbed over the fence and I was going to kiss her over the fence, me on this side her on the other side. I leaned in, closed my eyes and laid down my first, super awesome kiss. It was fantastic! I saw fireworks! and little hearts and cute stuff like that. Next day, at the bus stop, in front of my friends she asked me, "why did you kiss me on the nose yesterday?" Ouch, that hurt!
Did you ever build "forts" when you where a kid? Where girls allowed?
We built all kind of forts, forts in the woods, forts in the pool, forts out of bed sheet and pillows in the living room, and no girls were ever allowed.
Boobs or butts?
This year it is boobs, but only natural boobs. Do not care what they look like, but they better be natural!
If you had to watch Fox news 24 hours a day.... would you cry or laugh at it?
Both, in morning, sometimes people laugh when others cry. I am sure I would do both.
Can you juggle?
No. I always get cut by that damn chainsaw!
Do you remember what song you first made out to or if one wasn't on, what artist/album you first put on to smooch it up?
Led Zeppelin IV, because Fast Times at Ridgemont High told me too.
Have you ever heated a watermelon up in the oven, cut a hole in it, and made love to it?
not yet, but there is next week. WTF!
What do you think of my grammar?
Have you ever read any of my post? I think your grammar are more better than mine.
I distinctly recall a conversation at Bonnaroo in which you said you were not yet sick of being BMOTM. Time to change that.
Why was my leg not good enough to hump? What am I, chopped liver? Do nurses do it better? What kind of underwear do you wear beneath a dress - male, female, or none of the above? How many times have you been arrested, including the public urination incident? Where all did you go in France? How many countries have you visited? What's your favorite Eminem song? What was your favorite thing about the George W. Bush administration? How did you vote in your state's most recent gubernatorial elections? Are you one of those state workers who will be forced to take a urinalysis because of Gov. Scott? Why is your governor just as big a jerk as mine and your friends and neighbors aren't pushing back nearly as hard? What is the last thing you stole? Do you do a lot of public speaking? Do you own a firearm? Did you make a Y2K bunker? What have you done to prepare yourself for 2012? Speaking of, choose one - no write-ins: Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, or Rick Santorum. How are you liking BMOTM now?
I distinctly recall a conversation at Bonnaroo in which you said you were not yet sick of being BMOTM. Time to change that.
I remember this conversation. ;D Here we go *Click! scrog locks his seat belt and shoulder harness, slips on the racing gloves, then slides on the Ray Ban aviator sunglasses*
Why was my leg not good enough to hump?
To be honest, I did not hump many legs. I kind slacked in that department and did not live up to the hype. In my defense, in is damn near impossible to hide a hard-on in a dress! There is nothing to hold it down.
What am I, chopped liver?
No, I am not a fan of liver and I like you.
Do nurses do it better?
Well, I am a nurse, I am also my best lover, so yeah I can say, 'Nurses do it better'.
What kind of underwear do you wear beneath a dress - male, female, or none of the above?
Under my dashiki caftan, I mean dress I would like to wear nothing, but out there me sweaty ass needs some boxer briefs to absorb my duck butter.
How many times have you been arrested, including the public urination incident?
When I was 18, I was inside the apartment, cops were called because the music was too loud. Officer was at the door and saw me, called me out, and then ruined my evening. I was arrested for underage drinking, well they put the cuffs on and I got a ticket and a court date. Coming back form a weekend trip to NYC, I was 22 and got busted for under 20 grams of green and paraphernalia. Then in college I got a DUI, in the shadows of Florida's State Capitol building. Well, it was night time, so there was no shadows, but there was a gay, black, crack-head riding shotgun.
Where all did you go in France?
We were there for only two days and two nights and one of those were Bastille Day. We got to go to Chateau de Versailles, checked out the Arc de Triomphe, walked the Champs-Elysees, and after a trip up it, we watched fire works from under the Eiffel tower.
How many countries have you visited?
I was in London for a month with school. We did a weekend in Scotland and Amsterdam. Then my brother flew over and we traveled around Western Europe for two weeks. We started in Amsterdam, Holland, then to Interlaken, Switzerland, on to Pamplona, Spain and the San Fermin Festival, and then finishing in Paris, France before heading back to London and home.
What's your favorite Eminem song?
My favorites are, Stan, EM is one, but plays two in this song and it also gave us Dido. Without Me always gets me going and Cleaning out my closet shows Em skills. Munchausen syndrome?! What!
What was your favorite thing about the George W. Bush administration?
Besides the fact that he is no longer President, I miss the comedy from those days, like when Steven Colbert did the white House Correspondent's dinner. ;D
How did you vote in your state's most recent gubernatorial elections?
I voted for Crist. I work for what use to be Columbia hospital, he was CEO Rick Scott when charged with the largest medicaid fraud case in US history. Somehow this was not talked about enough pre-election, Sink failed to do that.
Are you one of those state workers who will be forced to take a urinalysis because of Gov. Scott?
No, I work for his old company.
Why is your governor just as big a jerk as mine and your friends and neighbors aren't pushing back nearly as hard?
Good questions, my neighbors and family are mostly red and are not gonna rise up and most my friends are just non motivated.
What is the last thing you stole?
I was working at a hospital in California. I was a travel nurse. The hospital was very shady, but was in down town Century City. Anyways, the hospital had not paid my company for like 2 months and was going under, but not telling anybody. I got a call from my recruiter telling me not to go to work one day. I then called the unit and found out the hospital was closing and they were in the process of moving patients out the next day. I went down to get my stuff and I took some supplies, maybe it was more than some. No it was not narcotics, but rather gauze, bandages, fluids, IV start kits, and stuff like that, stuff that would have been thrown away.
Do you do a lot of public speaking?
Not so much. I should speak more.
Do you own a firearm?
I do not, but there is a shotgun in the closet.
Did you make a Y2K bunker?
No, but I did celebrate with a bottle of Champagne.
What have you done to prepare yourself for 2012?
Have told myself if 2012 is' my time', then it is that time and I can not stop that.
Speaking of, choose one - no write-ins: Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Gary Johnson, Sarah Palin, Ron Paul, Tim Pawlenty, Mitt Romney, or Rick Santorum.
Ron Paul!
How are you liking BMOTM now?
It is cool. I like answering questions. Not 40 million, but some.
Scrog, it's been nice reading all about you Here's a couple more questions:
Thank you! From your posts, you are a great addition to the Inforoo family yourself! ;D
What is the earliest memory you can remember?
This is the truth. I am not sure how old I was, but I remember the sheriff coming to our house. It was a big deal, because my dad found pot plants growing in the field next to our mobile home and called the authority. I remember shovels and police cars.
What was the craziest day you ever had as a nurse?
I have worked shifts in the Emergency Department where I did not sit, eat, or stop for 12 hours, that was a crazy night! The craziest thing I have ever experience as a nurse is a toss up. Here is one of those times. If you are eating or have a weak stomach (literally) do not read this! It was not my patient, but I knew about her. She had bowel surgery and it did not go as planned, so now gastrointestinal tract is not working correctly, basically she eats and nothing comes out. This had been going on way too long, her eating and nothing coming out. Nobody stopped it. She was not an obese women, but now her belly was super distended and tight as a drum. She was full! She was over full! She had a 3" scar from her surgical incision that was healed and not causing a problem, except that, if there is a 'weak' spot in her abdominal cavity wall, that spot is it. I was walking by her bed this night and noticed a brown spot on her sheet and a small amount of brown fluid on the floor. I pulled the sheets back and brown sh!t fluid poured out of this woman's belly. It was like a garden hose of fluid. Brown sh!t fluid with pieces of green leafy vegetables. It splattered on the floor on me and on everything. Think god I always put gloves on, but still, I had a large amount of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy particles gushing out of this women abdomen. Not counting what was in the bed and on the floor, we collected over 5 liters of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy specs from the previous healed scar that happened to be, where she had a weak stomach. She was rushed to a 'real' hospital and probably passed on shortly after. That should not have happened to her, but insurance only gets up so much.
Do you rock the man dresses daily or are those for Roo only?
That is my festival attire. Especially hot festivals. Women are smart! Those are so cool and comfortable. Chaffing? what chaffing?
Do you have any artists/bands that you are embarrassed to admit listening to?
Not embarrassed, but people might be surprised. I love the Eagles! I enjoy some old Garth Brooks and old Hank Williams Jr., even a little old Clint Black and Alabama has some great songs, one of which is in my top five. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, Dixieland Delight
Another of my regulars I think I forgot: Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Could you define your spiritual/religious beliefs in a single sentence? At your advancing age, could the deficiency in leg humpings indicate a decrease in sex drive? Speaking of advanced age, has the doctor ever put anything up your butt? Care to elaborate on that? Who is your favorite author? What is/are your favorite book(s)? What is your favorite childrens' book? What would you do if you were a woman for a day?
Another of my regulars I think I forgot: Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Michelangleo.
Could you define your spiritual/religious beliefs in a single sentence?
Call it whatever you want, but there are many ways to get to the top of the mountain.
At your advancing age, could the deficiency in leg humpings indicate a decrease in sex drive?
With todays medications, I do not think age is playing a factor with that, yet. I think the lack of leg humping has more to do with everyone expecting a leg humping, so I only humped a couple. I got SFA when I first met him. He was bending over to pick something up in the Brewer's Tent and I got him from behind. Later that day, I got LLL when we were taking a picture. I do not remember many, if any, after that.
Speaking of advanced age, has the doctor ever put anything up your butt?
The Doctor? no, not yet.
Care to elaborate on that?
I need to be scoped and someday soon I will have that done.
Who is your favorite author?
If I was to self-evaluate myself, which by saying this I am admitting I already have, I would say reading is an area I slack. I have not read many books. Not enough to say I have a favorite author. Maybe Dave Barry because I always get a laugh from him or H.S. Thompson.
What is/are your favorite book(s)?
I like reads that make me laugh or think. Books that I have read and stand out the most are, Fahrenheit 451 and Altered states.
What is your favorite childrens' book?
Everyone poops.
What would you do if you were a woman for a day?
I would have multiple organisms, orgasms, not that I can do that now, multiple times in one day, but I want one after the other, after the other, after the other. I want to be so stimulated that I piss bodily fluids all over everything. I think they are called, Squirters.
I would have multiple organisms, not that I can do that now, multipe times in one day, but I want one after the other, after the other, after the other. I want to be so stimulated that I piss bodily fluids all over everything. I think they are called, Squirters.
Also, based on the following statements from you... Call it whatever you want, but there are many ways to get to the top of the mountain. If I was to self-evaluate myself, which by saying this I am admitting I already have, I would say reading is an area I slack. I like reads that make me laugh or think. ...have you ever read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig? If you haven't, I suspect that book would be right up your alley.
Post by billypilgrim on Jun 20, 2011 19:35:39 GMT -5
As you may have figured out, many interesting perks come with being BMOTM. One of those involves the prior BMOTMs locating and presenting to you your ideal sex partner. Please help us by choosing from the following list your 5 most important criteria and ranking them in your order of importance.
* Curviness * Firmness * Youth * Intelligience * Sense of humor * Nice smelling * Nice face * Well groomed (above the neck) * Well groomed (below the neck) * Flexibility (physical) * Flexibility (moral) * Responsiveness * An absence of communicable STDs * Balance * Cardiovascular endurance * Muscular strength * Rhythm
I would have multiple organisms, not that I can do that now, multipe times in one day, but I want one after the other, after the other, after the other. I want to be so stimulated that I piss bodily fluids all over everything. I think they are called, Squirters.
Do you know what an organism even is?
Oh shit! that is funny. I was trying to be PG rated and did not want to say orgasm or something like that.
Also, based on the following statements from you... Call it whatever you want, but there are many ways to get to the top of the mountain. If I was to self-evaluate myself, which by saying this I am admitting I already have, I would say reading is an area I slack. I like reads that make me laugh or think. ...have you ever read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig? If you haven't, I suspect that book would be right up your alley.
Thanks K Dogg, I have heard of this book. I will follow your recommendation.
As you may have figured out, many interesting perks come with being BMOTM. One of those involves the prior BMOTMs locating and presenting to you your ideal sex partner. Please help us by choosing from the following list your 5 most important criteria and ranking them in your order of importance.
* Curviness * Firmness * Youth * Intelligience * Sense of humor * Nice smelling * Nice face * Well groomed (above the neck) * Well groomed (below the neck) * Flexibility (physical) * Flexibility (moral) * Responsiveness * An absence of communicable STDs * Balance * Cardiovascular endurance * Muscular strength * Rhythm
Balance Responsiveness Youth A sense of humor Nice smelling
I think this list describes me. Honestly, when I made my list, this was not planned. I looked at the list I had, the top five I had chosen. I only added and 'A' to A sense of humor, then I moved the top two to the bottom and there it was, a list for BRYAN. ;D
Gremlins or The Goonies? Why? Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? What cast member of Saved By the Bell did you have the biggest crush on? If the answer isn't Lisa Turtle... why did you find Zach Morris so hot? Who are some of your favorite film directors? Which film have you watched the most times? Why do you think that is? Tell us a funny story about your parents... A month traveling in Africa or a month traveling in South America? What Sopranos characters did you hate to see get whacked? ....Which one deserved it the most? ....Who was Tony's hottest goomah? ....If you haven't watched the Sopranos, would you like me to PM you some ways to do so? After I backhand you, that is.
Why don't you sign up for the new Mafia game? Are you jealous that LLL and I are going to see Wilco play two sets this weekend? If so, what is your favorite Wilco album? What is your favorite time of year?
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1. Scrogg added an "A" to the sense of humor quality to spell his name, and totally skipped over the one and only existing A - "An absence of communicable STDs." Just sayin. 2. I see that billypilgrim spelled "intelligence" incorrectly. Just sayin.
Goonies, the Rube Goldberg machine after the 'Truffle Shuffle' was awesome!
Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?
Star Wars, because that was the first movie I remember seeing, I grew up with it. LOTR is still amazing!
What cast member of Saved By the Bell did you have the biggest crush on?
If the answer isn't Lisa Turtle... why did you find Zach Morris so hot?
He does have some nice hair!
Who are some of your favorite film directors?
I put Spielberg, Kubrick, Scorsese and Hitchcock all in a different class. I grew up on John Landis, Ivan Reitman, and Harold Ramis, but now I like Jude Aptow, Kevin Smith, the Coen Brothers, the Farrelly Brothers, Nolan, and of coarse Tarantino and Stone to round out he short list.
Which film have you watched the most times? Why do you think that is?
The Christmas story, because it is on TNT during the Holidays and I watch it every year, at least once.
Tell us a funny story about your parents...
Not really funny, but both live 10-15 miles from the house they were born and raised in. They got divorced when I was 5 years old, and now 30+ years later we have more meals together than ever. That is kind of funny, different I guess.
A month traveling in Africa or a month traveling in South America?
Africa would be an experience like no other. I would love to see 'the zoo' or 'Bush Gardens' in its natural habitat, Battle at Kruger (<----click it, must watch whole video, if have not already, 5:45 is awesome! ) but, I want to see the pyramids! Must experience!
What Sopranos characters did you hate to see get whacked?
Bobby, he was a nice guy and Adriana tried to do right and make the best of a horrible situation, but still got it in the end.
....Which one deserved it the most?
Big-Pussy should not have turned, he got what he deserved, but I was happy to see Ralphie go.
....Who was Tony's hottest goomah?
the Russian, Irina, those lips!
....If you haven't watched the Sopranos, would you like me to PM you some ways to do so? After I backhand you, that is.
I might need a backhand from time-to-time for many reasons, but that is not one of them.
Why don't you sign up for the new Mafia game?
I forgot a new one was starting.
Are you jealous that LLL and I are going to see Wilco play two sets this weekend? If so, what is your favorite Wilco album?
From what little I know about Wilco *Scrog ducks* I am sure you will have a great time and I am a little jealous. To be honest, I do not know Wilco's work enough *scrog ducks again* to chose a favorite album.
What is your favorite time of year?
Fall, when it goes from hot to cool, Football, the leaves changing colors, camp fires at night time, Halloween, then some Turkey and the fixin's.
James Gammon, he is the head coach in Major League, he has a house hear in Ocala and I went to High school with his daughters.
Isn't Miss Bliss more your age than any of those teenage girls?
Yes, but I like women younger than me.
Since "An absence of communicable STDs" doesn't make your Dream Girl list... which one do you want to catch from her?
If I had to chose, I guess HPV, at least that shit can clear up and it is the most popular, sexually active people have a coin-flip chance of getting it.
I was walking by her bed this night and noticed a brown spot on her sheet and a small amount of brown fluid on the floor. I pulled the sheets back and brown sh!t fluid poured out of this woman's belly. It was like a garden hose of fluid. Brown sh!t fluid with pieces of green leafy vegetables. It splattered on the floor on me and on everything. Think god I always put gloves on, but still, I had a large amount of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy particles gushing out of this women abdomen. Not counting what was in the bed and on the floor, we collected over 5 liters of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy specs from the previous healed scar that happened to be, where she had a weak stomach.
o.0 >.< there just doesn't exist the right text expression for this...
Also, if you had to dress up as and fulfill the duties of a children's imaginary character who would you be: Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, monster-under-the-bed, etc.?
1. Scrogg added an "A" to the sense of humor quality to spell his name, and totally skipped over the one and only existing A - "An absence of communicable STDs." Just sayin.
There were a round of 'cuts' to get to my 'top 5 list', I had 'An absence of communicable STDs in my list, but was removed during the cutting phase, and was replaced by 'youth'.
2. I see that billypilgrim spelled "intelligence" incorrectly. Just sayin.
I was walking by her bed this night and noticed a brown spot on her sheet and a small amount of brown fluid on the floor. I pulled the sheets back and brown sh!t fluid poured out of this woman's belly. It was like a garden hose of fluid. Brown sh!t fluid with pieces of green leafy vegetables. It splattered on the floor on me and on everything. Think god I always put gloves on, but still, I had a large amount of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy particles gushing out of this women abdomen. Not counting what was in the bed and on the floor, we collected over 5 liters of brown sh!t fluid with green leafy specs from the previous healed scar that happened to be, where she had a weak stomach.
o.0 >.< there just doesn't exist the right text expression for this...
you asked for a crazy night story. ;D
Also, if you had to dress up as and fulfill the duties of a children's imaginary character who would you be: Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, monster-under-the-bed, etc.?
Monsters are scary and creepy, the Easter bunny is kind of creepy, me dressed as the tooth fairy, in the desert it would be cool, but in front of kids, it is extremely creepy. I am a Santa! HO HO HO HO!!!