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i dont think any doctor would jepordize their career to do this.
just actually go to the doctor the day b4 roo, play up some weakend emotional state and say you need to go visit your grandma for a few days or something to get back in a good mind state. couldnt hurt to try
Anybody on here a doctor that would be able to scan doctors notes so I can lose some of my absences so I don't lose credit when Roo comes around
hate to tell you dude, but noone in their right mind is going to accept a scanned doctors anything, far too easy to fake. you're going to need originals. besides, how good is a real/fake doctors note going to be if its from someone 5 states away from you? if its not from someplace local i can't imagine they'd buy it.
Maybe I'll throw myself to the dogs, but my back's not to the wall Maybe I'll lay some bricks for the man, but the days just aren't that long So if I settle back and chill will I see far enough to feel the angel's dream? I thought it was the Story of the World!
Post by usafhockey on Apr 24, 2007 21:57:28 GMT -5
i had a friend who wanted to go on a roadtrip with us once. and she couldnt just lie to the dr. but she was allergic to fruit. so she went and got like 3 pears and 2 apples and started downing them in the parking lot. so, we waited for her to start swelling and took her into the ungernt care so she could get her note.... she was weird. and it was funny. -L
Post by lizardking0729 on Apr 26, 2007 17:27:49 GMT -5
usafhockey said:
i had a friend who wanted to go on a roadtrip with us once. and she couldnt just lie to the dr. but she was allergic to fruit. so she went and got like 3 pears and 2 apples and started downing them in the parking lot. so, we waited for her to start swelling and took her into the ungernt care so she could get her note.... she was weird. and it was funny. -L
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Post by steveternal on Apr 28, 2007 22:12:13 GMT -5
^^^On the other hand if you stretched the truth about a relative that died a while ago, then they came back to life, you'd feel like a much bigger idiot. And you might get in trouble.
Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 28, 2007 22:22:34 GMT -5
This may be in bad taste but, if your are desperate and determined....
A good "my friend/cousin/whatever just commited suicide" story is always going to work! Just add an equally sad and tragic back-story (depressed closet-case, nasty divorce, drug problem, etc...) and you'll be fine. If you make it uncomfortable enough, no one will want to question your story too much. Just don't offer too much information and you'll be good.
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Post by easymorningrebel on Apr 29, 2007 15:06:06 GMT -5
it's still over a month away, instead of the "cough, cough I'm sick!" routine, try "it's the weekend of my best friend's wedding" routine and add they just let me know!!! ;D
Post by augustwest on Apr 29, 2007 22:28:52 GMT -5
Stories involving lots of diarrhea usually work pretty good, I think most sane people would think that if you were lying, you would have made up something less gross.
Post by wilburbellson on Apr 30, 2007 20:14:21 GMT -5
usafhockey said:
i had a friend who wanted to go on a roadtrip with us once. and she couldnt just lie to the dr. but she was allergic to fruit. so she went and got like 3 pears and 2 apples and started downing them in the parking lot. so, we waited for her to start swelling and took her into the ungernt care so she could get her note.... she was weird. and it was funny. -L
Wow. You say it was funny, but she could have died! I'm allergic to something (my doctor is not sure what it is) but the day after Thanksgiving a couple years back I was at the mall with my sister when my body swelled up, including my tongue, and I had to be rushed to the hospital and injected with adrenaline. I got a nice 7 hour nap in the hospital, but I don't think I would put myself through that again for a doctors note!
I think my grandma has died seven or eight times in the three years I've been in college. I told her about it and she couldn't stop laughing. She said "Well, at least I'm still doing some good in the world."
