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i had a freind that got made fun of alot. he was a dork.. and with no less then 15 girls he tried "you wanna kiss or something?" and then they would tell run away and tell everyone. but i was busting his balls about that a couple of years back and when i said that his wife said 'hey thats how you got me!" i laughed my ass off.
Post by oatmealschnappz on Mar 7, 2007 5:07:25 GMT -5
One time thing:
At the "Boiler Room" one night my friend Adam went up to this girl,who was WAY out of his league, and said (sloppily) "So, am I going hope with you tonight?". This probably wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't simultaneously licked his lips and fell directly into her. He actually got slapped! While I think that was a bit drastic, it didn't surprise me a bit.
Last Edit: Mar 7, 2007 11:55:50 GMT -5 by oatmealschnappz - Back to Top
Post by lizardking0729 on Mar 7, 2007 9:02:33 GMT -5
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."
"Excuse me, but does this rag smell like cloraform to you?" (sorry that one always cracks me up)
But I have sen my freind before just walk uo to a girl and be like " So I'll pick you up at 8 ok?" and she said sure. He handed her his number said tell me where and walked away. I know I could never pull that one off
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."
Never tried it, but sounds killer...ha
I like this one. That's alot to memorize, but I'll try my best
"White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high." Jimi Hendrix
^ Yeah, I had a friend like that. He "got mo p*ssy than the law allow".
WOrd, every guy has that friend. I wonder if those friends have friends that are liek that to them?.... they would be the mackest people alive i bet. inhumanly mackish
"Excuse me, but does this rag smell like cloraform to you?" (sorry that one always cracks me up)
But I have sen my freind before just walk uo to a girl and be like " So I'll pick you up at 8 ok?" and she said sure. He handed her his number said tell me where and walked away. I know I could never pull that one off
That's awesome!!! haha Does your friend consider himself beautiful too?
This time I got three ads; one for a dating service, one for pick-up trucks and one for turntable pickups. Anyone under the age of 30 here like to guess what a turntable pickup is?
HEADED TO BONNAROO!!!!
