Korn confirmed! In my crazy dreams

[JackoWcko]

Sorry the title of ths thread is a little mean.

I had the craziest dream last night that I was grocery shopping and ran into Jonathan Davis pushing a little kid in a shopping cart wearing a pig mask to disguise himself. However, being as detective like as I am in my dreams, I somehow knew it was Jonathan Davis so I initiated a conversation.

I asked him if he had an insider information on any summer festivals, and he said that Korn was headlining Bonnaroo.

So there you have it straight from the source. Korn to headline Bonnaroo according to my crazy dream. I have no idea where that came from seeing that I am in no ways a Korn fan and would totally skip them if this were to be true.

[steveternal]

That's hilarious!

[willrich1]

haha i dont know what more wierd ur korn dream or my dream of almost getting laid by paris hilton at my house.. man dreams are great sometimes..

[JackoWcko]

if I were to have a dream that I was laying paris hilton, she would turn into a bicycle or something

[steyr47]

willrich1 said:

haha i dont know what more wierd ur korn dream or my dream of almost getting laid by paris hilton at my house.. man dreams are great sometimes..

Almost? What the hell happened?

My 'Roo dreams consist of scenes sort of like the mushroom scene in the Tenacious D movie. They get pretty wild.

[bamadancer]

Haha, I could relive my 7th grade memories of liking them then! And my crush on David Silveria (I think that's his name?)

[porvida]

I don't dream. I wish I did. But that would require more than the 3 and a half hours i get a night of sleep.
My old boss once looked at me over a beer and told me he had a dream about him giving Ryan Adams a hum-dinger.Then he asked me if I thought he was gay.
Notice it says my old boss.
Thats a joke. I just kept drinking.

I just pray you are not having premonitions.
Karma for you.

[wooz]

willrich1 said:

haha i dont know what more wierd ur korn dream or my dream of almost getting laid by paris hilton at my house.. man dreams are great sometimes..

You... you want.. you want paris hilton? I don't know man, no offense, but I don't want crotch lice.

[porvida]

^^ Dude. I wish I had karma for the "crotch lice" . I'll get you soon.

[phat clam]

i had a dream once i went through hell and survived. oh wait no that was just the tool show from last year. and i now have swamp butt!!

and i swear i had a dream where i got a flier in the mail with the whole lineup (im talking like 100 bands) but the only 2 i remember were the foo fighters and nirvana, so u heard it here first

[experiencehaze]

Korn a headliner? I'm sorry but what you had was not a dream. It's called a nightmare.

[bonnafan]

experiencehaze said:

Korn a headliner? I'm sorry but what you had was not a dream. It's called a nightmare.

zing!

[sammy o]

not to seem negative either, but i'd rather have you keep this in your dreams...
we don't need a bunch of 14 year olds runnin' around!

[vydenmyria]

korn's gonna be there doing an acoustic set on the solar stage, playing the man who sold the world in it's entirety, while richard simmons makes an appearance for interactive audience motivation for the few lucky attendees

[jambandjohn]

mmm.... corn.... nom, nom....

mmm.... paris.... scratch, scratch....

OMG! richard simmons! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

wake up, wake up....

[kielcrunk]

i got really scared for a second when i read the title from this thread.

[roolacksreality]

You took the words right out of my mouth

[supernaut6011]

Korn was good... when I was 13 and didn't know better! =P

[willrich1]

soo i really dont find her that attractive but she does have a nice rack.. anyways my phone rang and woke me up in the middle of the dream, last night i remember is saying damn ur tall and she goes ya i get that alot.. man i need stop doing corn so much..