Profanity Survivor Round 5

[Teddy Flair]

#20: Bloody
#19: Crap
#18: Wanker
#17: Whore

[jpbrez]

I think hell is the least consequential of these. Like who in 2024 still believes in hell?

[the bubba]

Yeah but ‘what the hell’ is a total classic

[Dave Maynar]

Jul 29, 2024 8:31:30 GMT -5 the bubba said:

Yeah but ‘what the hell’ is a total classic

This is on the back of my car, so I can't vote for hell for a bit.

[jpbrez]

Jul 29, 2024 8:31:30 GMT -5 the bubba said:

Yeah but ‘what the hell’ is a total classic

'What the fuck' will always be the supreme, and then there is my personal favorite 'what the shit' because of how funny it sounds.

[esteban]

Tits remains the worst example of profanity on the list. People use it as a substitute for shit because it’s less profane. I guess bosoms or breasts are less slangy, but tits doesn’t even sound like a bad word.

[Dad Dog]

Jul 29, 2024 8:31:30 GMT -5 the bubba said:

Yeah but ‘what the hell’ is a total classic

Brian's hat sketch should at the very least buy it some time

[Vieux]

Tits up, is one of my favorite sayings.

Besides, who doesn't love tits?

[jorgeandthekraken]

"Slut" should go. It's not really that profane, and it's a tool of the patriarchy.

[Ambassador Of Fun]

I saw Brett Goldstein do standup last night, and he had a whole segment on how Americans are really missing out by being so offended by cunt.

[Teddy Flair]

Jul 29, 2024 8:31:30 GMT -5 the bubba said:

Yeah but ‘what the hell’ is a total classic

hell yeah it is

[esteban]

Jul 29, 2024 11:27:08 GMT -5 Vieux said:

Tits up, is one of my favorite sayings.

Besides, who doesn't love tits?

It’s not a body part survivor. It’s profanity survivor. Tits is neither vulgar nor profane.

[Vieux]

Jul 29, 2024 11:35:58 GMT -5 Ambassador Of Fun said:

I saw Brett Goldstein do standup last night, and he had a whole segment on how Americans are really missing out by being so offended by cunt.

It's such a great word. I love the look people get when I call them it or sometimes someone else a cunt. Fuck and cunt are my top two words.

Jul 29, 2024 11:59:58 GMT -5 esteban said:

Jul 29, 2024 11:27:08 GMT -5 Vieux said:

Tits up, is one of my favorite sayings.

Besides, who doesn't love tits?

It’s not a body part survivor. It’s profanity survivor. Tits is neither vulgar nor profane.

It's on the list and I think it's the tits. 😜

[Ambassador Of Fun]

What the tits? Which of you twats is coming for twat?

[esteban]

Jul 29, 2024 12:10:20 GMT -5 Vieux said:

Jul 29, 2024 11:35:58 GMT -5 Ambassador Of Fun said:

I saw Brett Goldstein do standup last night, and he had a whole segment on how Americans are really missing out by being so offended by cunt.

It's such a great word. I love the look people get when I call them it or sometimes someone else a cunt. Fuck and cunt are my top two words.

Jul 29, 2024 11:59:58 GMT -5 esteban said:

It’s not a body part survivor. It’s profanity survivor. Tits is neither vulgar nor profane.

It's on the list and I think it's the tits. 😜

But it wouldn’t be a lite beer imitation if it was the shit instead of the tits.

[Vieux]

And that's where we disagree. 🤷‍♀️

I mean, tits are the best!

[Siggy]

Are we going off just the word alone or how well it combines with other words to make new obscenities too? You can't have a twat waffle without twat...

[piggy pablo]

And piss has zero votes today lol

[Druid]

Twat pancake just doesn’t work

[Vieux]

Jul 29, 2024 20:04:24 GMT -5 piggy pablo said:

And piss has zero votes today lol

I was on wanker. 🤷‍♀️

[esteban]

Jul 29, 2024 19:35:42 GMT -5 Vieux said:

And that's where we disagree. 🤷‍♀️

I mean, tits are the best!

No. It’s a shortened form of the word titties which is beyond the reach of the word “tits” - a vastly inferior term. Most of all it’s not profanity.

[Vieux]

Doubling down on thinking tits are inferior. 🙄 Incredible.

[esteban]

Jul 29, 2024 20:45:23 GMT -5 Vieux said:

Doubling down on thinking tits are inferior. 🙄 Incredible.

Maga interpretation of what I clearly didn’t say. God bless you and Vance.

[esteban]

Haha. I had hoped you were laughing. It’s survivor after all. Oh shit. You deleted the post. /left hanging