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Post by glitterous on Jun 20, 2013 17:27:49 GMT -5
I heard Rosko was so good with the ladies, he managed to have consensual sex in one of the port-a-pots. Not even one of the cleans ones by the cinema tent, but the poorly lit ones along the Other Tent. The poor girl just couldn't wait.
Post by glitterous on Jun 20, 2013 19:11:43 GMT -5
I heard Rosko fucked so many women this Roo that in 18 years, he'll have his own band to play on the Which Stage. Even though he'll be balding by then, the notoriety of being the father of every member of "In the Fountain and Under the Arch" will be enough to get him more tail at Bonnaroo 2031 than any of us will have gotten at all the Roos combined.
I was wondering how I came home pregnant, when I didn't have any 'Roo sex. It must have been from sitting next to him on Sunday for an hour staring at his luxurious hair.