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spotify is doing the 99¢ premium deal again. i'm thinking of doing it this time, mostly so i can pick exactly what i want to listen to at the dumb gym.
I have to request time off for Roo by the end of this week and still don't have money for tickets, ugh. Might do it anyway to see if I can pull it off. Hope to find a cheap pair once people get their wristbands maybe.
Such pitiful propaganda propagated by the evil overlords at the Gillette Corporation. Might I remind you, Gillette's parent company is none other than Altria, the innocuous name Phillip Morris now assumes. These people earn squillions from killing you slowly; do you really think they are above slandering your gorgeous locks to earn a quick buck?
Shaving wasn't even in vogue for women until some advertising executive in the 1920s decided to double their customer base, giving complexes to untold numbers of women east of the Atlantic. It's all part of the Grooming Industrial Complex's web of deceit, intended to besmirch the good name of facial hair enthusiasts everywhere. Well, I say our beautimonious beards shall be tainted no more! Neither by the con artist advertisers, nor by the faecal matter that they are so clearly full of. We must rise against, oh my bearded brethren! The hour is upon us!
Charmin Toilet Tissue did the same thing. People never used to wipe their butts. Everyone smelled like ass and just accepted it. But then Charmin, a division of Halliburton, started running ads making people think their shit-caked asses were offensive. So now, if you walk around with a clump of shit on your ass no bigger than a deck of cards, people shun you. Try this yourself if you don't believe me.
And don't even get me started on the Koch Brothers and their subsidiary Kotex.
What kind of savage do you take me for? Good sir, I have three seashells and a kitchen sink for those very special occasions, and a full deck of cards for day-to-day use.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I woke up thinking it was Friday too! Probably because I'm taking the day off and heading down to NC, so it feels like weekend time for me already Going to my third and final Sufjan show tonight.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
So today on weird, random people coming to my office, the illegal upstairs Air B&B has non-English speaking renters for the weekend. He comes completely into my office, with a bag of garbage and tries to give it to me. I am sorry, I am NOT a garbage lady. I don't horde stuff and am NOT taking garbage from tenants in an illegal rental. Please take the trash outside to the curb or in the garbage can that is upstairs in your rental. We are on the second floor, why would he try to bring it here? I just am baffled.
We have never had this many random weirdos just wander in here before. Not even the upstairs renters... This makes four this week alone. I might have to start closing the door.
Post by potentpotables on May 7, 2015 19:30:45 GMT -5
I was on the road by 5:45am this morning to drive 200 miles to meet with 6 workers who just found out they will be losing their jobs a week ago. Listened to them bitch for two hours, knowing I am powerless to do anything. Met with management for another two hours where we listened to their BS. Then had the meeting abruptly end because another one of our people was having a heart attack on another part of campus. Waited around an hour to get an update on his status. Then got in the car to drive 200 miles home, which included pulling over to take a 15 minute nap on the turnpike. Plus didn't eat lunch, and dinner was at the rest stop on the turnpike. A draining day.
So, I was talking to the chick in HR about "borrowing" some headphones and she told me I needed to quit being single. I made the joke "do you know anyone cute and single? bc that would help" and she said "yeah, my cousin cory - you probably know him" and I looked at her like, nope. I don't.
She said "yeah you do. cory younts - he plays the mandolin for old crow medicine show. look him up if you dont believe me. tall and skinny and really cute."
and of course, they are listed on facebook as cousins. Damnit. what are the odds? I really thought she was bullshitting me, too.
So, I was talking to the chick in HR about "borrowing" some headphones and she told me I needed to quit being single. I made the joke "do you know anyone cute and single? bc that would help" and she said "yeah, my cousin cory - you probably know him" and I looked at her like, nope. I don't.
She said "yeah you do. cory younts - he plays the mandolin for old crow medicine show. look him up if you dont believe me. tall and skinny and really cute."
and of course, they are listed on facebook as cousins. Damnit. what are the odds? I really thought she was bullshitting me, too.
So, I was talking to the chick in HR about "borrowing" some headphones and she told me I needed to quit being single. I made the joke "do you know anyone cute and single? bc that would help" and she said "yeah, my cousin cory - you probably know him" and I looked at her like, nope. I don't.
She said "yeah you do. cory younts - he plays the mandolin for old crow medicine show. look him up if you dont believe me. tall and skinny and really cute."
and of course, they are listed on facebook as cousins. Damnit. what are the odds? I really thought she was bullshitting me, too.
Post by FuzzyWarbles on May 8, 2015 11:28:18 GMT -5
I guess Cory Younts and his wife split. I remember when Justin Townes Earle used to tour with only Younts backing him he would tease him about the lack of freedom his wife gave him and said he wrote the song "Poor Fool" for Cory. That guy's a killer multi-instrumentalist.