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firedancer Fountain Wader Joined: January 2010 Posts: 87	if i lived on a farm Jan 3, 2010 20:13:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by firedancer on Jan 3, 2010 20:13:08 GMT -5 i could make creme brulee everyday!!! damnit i live on the beach
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0rly B.O. and Fudge Toes Yeah rly![k4r] Joined: December 2009 Posts: 436	if i lived on a farm Jan 3, 2010 20:42:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 0rly on Jan 3, 2010 20:42:59 GMT -5 I WANT TO MILK COWS
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firedancer Fountain Wader Joined: January 2010 Posts: 87	if i lived on a farm Jan 3, 2010 22:31:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by firedancer on Jan 3, 2010 22:31:51 GMT -5 thats good cuz i need cream and junk for goodies
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lordrockinhood Bonnafunky Dirtyroo ;D ;D She dreams him as a boy... and he loves her as a girl, loves her as a girl...[k4r] Joined: March 2007 Posts: 6,637	if i lived on a farm Jan 3, 2010 23:07:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lordrockinhood on Jan 3, 2010 23:07:20 GMT -5 If I lived on a farm, on the second weekend of June it would look very different than this
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Fishing Maniac Stanky McNasty Who cares about apathy? ><(())*> Joined: January 2008 Posts: 3,286	if i lived on a farm Jan 3, 2010 23:12:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fishing Maniac on Jan 3, 2010 23:12:06 GMT -5 Jan 3, 2010 20:13:08 GMT -5 firedancer said: i could make creme brulee everyday!!! damnit i live on the beach You live on a beach and your complaining?
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porvida Guest	if i lived on a farm Jan 4, 2010 5:25:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by porvida on Jan 4, 2010 5:25:54 GMT -5 Living on a farm is over rated. Just grow an herb garden and have cats. Trust me.
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insidejoke Showerless Shakedown Vendor Always looking for the silver lining Joined: April 2009 Posts: 1,030	if i lived on a farm Jan 4, 2010 15:31:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by insidejoke on Jan 4, 2010 15:31:58 GMT -5 ...I'd see goats dancing on cars. (This really happened on my parents' farm.)
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Fishing Maniac Stanky McNasty Who cares about apathy? ><(())*> Joined: January 2008 Posts: 3,286	if i lived on a farm Jan 4, 2010 19:59:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fishing Maniac on Jan 4, 2010 19:59:42 GMT -5 Jan 4, 2010 15:31:58 GMT -5 insidejoke said: ...I'd see goats dancing on cars. (This really happened on my parents' farm.) Were they dancing to accordion music?
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firedancer Fountain Wader Joined: January 2010 Posts: 87	if i lived on a farm Jan 4, 2010 22:24:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by firedancer on Jan 4, 2010 22:24:18 GMT -5 OMG that is too funny! OK maybe i'll stick to the beach...thats a little too trippy for me
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freebyrd Mudbather We just can't live in that negative way, make way for the positive day - Bob Marley Joined: October 2008 Posts: 913	if i lived on a farm Jan 4, 2010 23:36:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by freebyrd on Jan 4, 2010 23:36:05 GMT -5 I'd play with the pigs!
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1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

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Jul 16, 2016 15:34:45 GMT -5 bacon said:

Dec 16, 2007 1:13:48 GMT -5 kdogg said:

The craziest election we'll probably see in any of our lifetimes starts in less than three weeks

Boy were you wrong

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if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 13:11:51 GMT -5

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Jan 5, 2010 1:33:29 GMT -5 kdogg said:

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

That's just perfect coming from you.

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if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 13:18:20 GMT -5

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Jan 5, 2010 1:33:29 GMT -5 kdogg said:

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

But some animals are more equal than others, right?

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kdogg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook K-Dizzle Joined: December 2007 Posts: 10,175	if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 13:36:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kdogg on Jan 5, 2010 13:36:31 GMT -5 Absolutely. Also: four legs good, two legs better.
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Kelaroo Stanky McNasty [k4r] Joined: February 2009 Posts: 4,595	if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 13:42:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kelaroo on Jan 5, 2010 13:42:09 GMT -5 I'd be a farmer obv.
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Chidless cat lady Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,593 Gender: Female	if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 14:04:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on Jan 5, 2010 14:04:53 GMT -5 I would put cow shoes on my pig
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katbur2 Stanky McNasty Joined: March 2008 Posts: 4,855	if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 14:32:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by katbur2 on Jan 5, 2010 14:32:54 GMT -5 My daughter would want to have an elephant
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if i lived on a farm Jan 5, 2010 14:56:03 GMT -5

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Jan 4, 2010 19:59:42 GMT -5 Fishing Maniac said:

Jan 4, 2010 15:31:58 GMT -5 insidejoke said:

...I'd see goats dancing on cars. (This really happened on my parents' farm.)

Were they dancing to accordion music?

They were dancing to the shrieks of my parents' friend, who had recently purchased said car.

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Del Griffith Stanky McNasty Shower curtain ring Salesman Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3,565	if i lived on a farm Jan 11, 2010 21:30:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Del Griffith on Jan 11, 2010 21:30:44 GMT -5 i'd do whatever the F i wanted to all day/everyday b/c the cows would already be home.
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sthomas1312 B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: January 2008 Posts: 315	if i lived on a farm Jan 12, 2010 0:24:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sthomas1312 on Jan 12, 2010 0:24:56 GMT -5 firedancer what beach do you live on?
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questionablesanity Stanky McNasty I'll be at the waterfall clearing my head[k4r] Joined: March 2009 Posts: 3,349	if i lived on a farm Jan 12, 2010 12:17:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by questionablesanity on Jan 12, 2010 12:17:17 GMT -5 I'd grow corn
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bigjohn Showerless Shakedown Vendor To do is to be; To be is to do; Doobie doobie doo! Joined: April 2007 Posts: 2,380	if i lived on a farm Jan 12, 2010 13:17:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigjohn on Jan 12, 2010 13:17:19 GMT -5 Jan 12, 2010 12:17:17 GMT -5 questionablesanity said: I'd grow corn Nuff said. Lock the thread.
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troo Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Boz/Troo '08! Roosters are AWESOME! Joined: February 2007 Posts: 6,017	if i lived on a farm Jan 13, 2010 7:50:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by troo on Jan 13, 2010 7:50:52 GMT -5 Just don't let your goats run free on ticket delivery day
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flyingmonkeys B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: January 2010 Posts: 377	if i lived on a farm Jan 14, 2010 1:46:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flyingmonkeys on Jan 14, 2010 1:46:26 GMT -5 The place would basically be a circus.
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0rly B.O. and Fudge Toes Yeah rly![k4r] Joined: December 2009 Posts: 436	if i lived on a farm Jan 15, 2010 0:31:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 0rly on Jan 15, 2010 0:31:12 GMT -5
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☮ superbek ☮ Stanky McNasty Feed your head. Joined: December 2007 Posts: 2,529	if i lived on a farm Jan 16, 2010 17:51:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ☮ superbek ☮ on Jan 16, 2010 17:51:02 GMT -5 I do live on a farm.... and long hours are worked, pigs are slaughtered, and the whole place smells like cow shit. SO be careful what you wish for!
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nitetimeritetime Stanky McNasty [k4r] Joined: February 2009 Posts: 3,367	if i lived on a farm Jan 16, 2010 17:55:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nitetimeritetime on Jan 16, 2010 17:55:28 GMT -5 Jan 16, 2010 17:51:02 GMT -5 ☮ superbek ☮ said: and the whole place smells like cow nuts. Eww, the profanity filter makes this seem worse than what you meant.
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kdogg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook K-Dizzle Joined: December 2007 Posts: 10,175	if i lived on a farm Jan 20, 2010 5:02:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kdogg on Jan 20, 2010 5:02:45 GMT -5 Yes, you definitely look weirder knowing what cow (bull?) testes smell like than you do for knowing what cow poop smells like...
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