The Onion thread

[kdogg]

I see there's at least two Onion articles that have been posted recently. Before this gets out of hand, let's consolidate the Onion's greatness into one thread.

Already posted:
Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
www.theonion.com/content/news/study_finds_working_at_work

Phish Collapses Onstage
www.theonion.com/content/node/30330

Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty
www.theonion.com/content/node/27744

I'll contribute my personal favorite, which as a clerk I can tell you actually does happen:
Twelve Customers Gunned Down In Convenience-Store Clerk's Imagination
www.theonion.com/content/node/28459

[bluecadet3]

This thread is in need of some revival. This is today's News In Brief that made me chuckle because of Inforoo.

Panicked Agriculture Secretary Momentarily Forgets What Corn Is
www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/panicked_agriculture?utm_source=a-section

[Fishing Maniac]

I thought this thread was about root vegetables.

[ncbst3]

Mar 11, 2009 23:24:53 GMT -5 Fishing Maniac said:

I thought this thread was about root vegetables.

lol well played

[kdogg]

I forgot this thread even existed.

I was just trying to reduce some clutter once upon a time.

Probably my favorite Onion article since this was originally posted:
C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
www.theonion.com/content/news/c_c_sabathia_prince_fielder_keep

[bluecadet3]

Mar 12, 2009 11:03:22 GMT -5 kdogg said:

I forgot this thread even existed.

It took me a good 10 minutes searching for this thread.

[StreetBum87]

my personal favorite

Led Zeppelin Bumper Stickers Now Probable Cause For Vehicular Search In 13 States
www.theonion.com/content/node/29461