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Comes back with its first new post-strike episode on Thursday. I guess I really, really need a fix... I just had a dream Ryan was interviewing me for a job last night.
Thankfully, the drought's up in two days. I know I can't be the only one hurting out there.
Dwight Schrute: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like...Mozart's friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
Dwight Schrute: As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I've been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out.. she was. With a couple of guys, actually... so. Mystery solved.
Dwight Schrute: (After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
soo excited. have been looking forward to the return for a long time. went back and watched seasons 1-3 as well as what they had of season 4. cannot wait. will be camped in front of tv thrusday night, that's for sure.
Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Dwight Schrute: Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan’s been bitching out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
Dwight Schrute: I will lead you into the black with ferocity!
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
The way I see it, every once in a while the series has to have an episode that serves more to advance the grand scheme of the plot than to entertain you as a single-serving show.
I think last night was one of those episodes.
We got more insight into the Michael & Jan relationship. You know that's setting the stage for things to come. Not to mention things have been kind of building towards that anyway... By the way, I stumbled upon a continuity error there in that discussion of Michael's vasectomies. Jan was adamant about not wanting kids. But back in that episode where they met at the Chili's and kissed, she had cited her desire for kids as a reason for her divorce. Did anyone else notice that?
It builds Angela's Dwight/Andy dilemma. And holy cow, is it just me or was she especially bitchy in that episode?
We saw disharmony between Pam & Jim. True, he was about to ditch her in that situation. But it was the first time we saw friction between them as a couple. Like I said, I'm rooting for Toby to grow a pair. I'm hoping he gets a window of time somewhere down the line.
Writing this underscore to me just how soap opera-ish it's gotten since adapting from the BBC version. Dammit.
I think the Jan-Michael relationship was a mistake that's growing more obvious everytime they play it up. Their personalities and characters are just so different that the storylines written around them are just way too broad compared to the rest of the show.
It feels like 3rd Rock from the Sun has invaded the show everytime it's a Jan-Michael episode. And I say boo to that.
*i like coconuts, you can break them open they smell like ladies lyin in the sun** *Hell I don't even know where I am** *for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder: The herbivores did well cause their food didn't never run** *We listen, if it feels good We shake** *You made a big impression for a girl of your size, Now I can't get by without you and your big brown eyes.**
