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So, like I said, my roommate is body wash. I know it's him cause I mark a little line in the bottle, and every time he gets out of the shower it's below the line.
So my question is you all is, what can I put in my soap to get back at him???
I was thinking about putting a blue dye (the soap is blue) and it dying his skin when he uses it. Problem is, blue skin dye is kind of hard to get a hold of.
Post by ramblinman on Jan 27, 2008 14:42:55 GMT -5
If you're near a costume store most carry skin dye that won't stay on him too long. The only problem is the soap itself won't lend well to the dye working. Food coloring however might work and any grocer should have blue food dye. Blue hair dye may also work and it will leave his skin blue and is made to withstand being washed so he'll have a hell of a time getting it off.
I have a really wild off the wall thought. Let the poor guy use your soap. Buy more. They have it at Huge Mart where you can buy a gallon drum for a couple of bucks.
Not being sassy, just easier than the revenge thing. Because then he retaliates and spits in your ketchup and puts the lid back on. Not good
Post by HoodooOperator on Jan 27, 2008 17:15:01 GMT -5
cacobb said:
Wow, really?
I have a really wild off the wall thought. Let the poor guy use your soap. Buy more. They have it at Huge Mart where you can buy a gallon drum for a couple of bucks.
Not being sassy, just easier than the revenge thing. Because then he retaliates and spits in your ketchup and puts the lid back on. Not good
I agree with this, unless you are doing it more as a joke, like "fu*k you, i told you not to use my soap" ha ha funny funny, then I would just have a conversation with him, the retaliation war could be not so fun.
what's wrong with sharing your soap? I could see if it was a bar of soap and you were weirded out by him using it directly on himself, but it's body wash! jeeze, i share my soap, toothpaste, shampoo, everything like that. I would try to talk to him about it before you tried to get back at him... that might make things escalate in the house.
Post by mulcherry0420 on Jan 27, 2008 17:17:10 GMT -5
lol nair. that would be hilarious. But its not like he is usuing bar soap w/o a cloth or something. but then again my roomate and i used to share everything. the only thing that pissed me off was he would leave ketchup and ranch out of the fridge all night. or just simply leaving shit in my room that could be thrown away if he walked five paces east..
Post by almostcertain on Jan 27, 2008 17:18:13 GMT -5
Hmm, reminds me of my best friends roomate. Only she was worse. One day when her roomie was bending over-- she saw HER thongs sticking out of her pants. Major yuck yuck. She couldn't bring herself to confront her, so she just hid all her panties and threw away that pair when she found em. Personally, I would have said something right there, and demanded she let me know exactally which of my undergarments I HADN'T caught her in. EWW.
lol nair. that would be hilarious. But its not like he is usuing bar soap w/o a cloth or something. but then again my roomate and i used to share everything. the only thing that pissed me off was he would leave ketchup and ranch out of the fridge all night. or just simply leaving nuts in my room that could be thrown away if he walked five paces east..
my old roommates apparently didn't know that condiments belong in the fridge cause he would leave the mustard out every time he ate a hotdog, which was like every night...so we wrote " I BELONG IN THE FRIDGE" on the bottle
What really annoys me is when my friends will go into the cabinet, open up a bag of chips or whatever, eat some and then leave the bag open on the floor and go home. Then I will wake up the next day and find my stale food.
But yeah, I just tell them to please put it away next time, and they agree and usually forget once again. But I dont poison them cause they dont remember! lol
Post by mulcherry0420 on Jan 27, 2008 17:42:10 GMT -5
Now the thong thing is repulsive. especially since you said thong. ahahhahaha gooo!
i have told my roomate that its not good to do that everytime. and it could spoil the ketchup and he just like laughs at me. So i gave up and just follow him around when he is eating chicken nuggets and french fries. I thought about filling his slippers with ketchup when i was really drunk once, but i didnt bcause i wouldnt have enough for my tater tots!
He is moving out soon anyways. lol
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Post by steveternal on Jan 27, 2008 17:43:51 GMT -5
malibulx3 said:
So, like I said, my roommate is body wash. I know it's him cause I mark a little line in the bottle, and every time he gets out of the shower it's below the line.
So my question is you all is, what can I put in my soap to get back at him???
I was thinking about putting a blue dye (the soap is blue) and it dying his skin when he uses it. Problem is, blue skin dye is kind of hard to get a hold of.
Itching powder? Does it really work?
Let me hear what ya got? No limits here!
I'm not against a little prank, but be prepared for him to pull one on you.
if the only problem you have with your roommate is him using your body wash, you are LUCKY. I have some real horror stories about my first roommate from college... I was never able to go back to the dorms again.
Whenever she left the room, she would place little items strategically around her side of the room, like little paperclips, coins, tic tacs, etc. Now the room was TINY, it fit 2 twin beds with about 5 feet in between. I guess I kicked her paper clip out of the way one day and she accused me of messing around with her shit. I'm not the kind of person who even borrows anything without asking and this went on all semester. She started leaving candy on her desk hoping i would go for it.
Then one time i was sitting at my computer and she decided to CHANGE HER TAMPON in the room right in front of me... im not gonna go into details, but she literally pulled it out of her snatch, threw it in garbage without wrapping it up or anything and stuck in a new one. It was absolutely discusting. I have NO IDEA why anyone would change a tampon in their bedroom, up until then I thought everyone did it in the bathroom, but i guess not...
Then theres this which really just pisses me off. Every once in a while I would have my friend over who is a lesbian. She started telling the entire hall that I was fooling around with my friend in our dorm room. She even had one of her friends tell my boyfriend at the time that I was cheating on him with her! I'm not even joking. I consider myself to be a very open minded person and this absolutely appalled me. What made me even sicker was how the rest of the girls actually stopped talking to me and continued to spread sh!t behind my back because of what this one girl was saying. I can't believe anyone could ever be so cruel...
Things worked out in the end... 3 years later, after some weird twist of fate, i find myself living in an awesome house with my boyfriend and two of the girls who lived on the same floor with me back when all this was happening. I'm even friendly with some of the girls who constantly made me feel like sh!t.. it's funny how things work out.
As for my former roommate, i have no idea what happened to her. Last time I saw her was at the computer lab about 2 years ago.
Post by almostcertain on Jan 27, 2008 18:22:16 GMT -5
cupcake said:
She was NUTS.
Then one time i was sitting at my computer and she decided to CHANGE HER TAMPON in the room right in front of me... im not gonna go into details, but she literally pulled it out of her snatch, threw it in garbage without wrapping it up or anything and stuck in a new one. It was absolutely discusting. I have NO IDEA why anyone would change a tampon in their bedroom, up until then I thought everyone did it in the bathroom, but i guess not...
Post by mulcherry0420 on Jan 27, 2008 18:27:25 GMT -5
my friends picked up a girl as a roomate. and she is the dirtiest human on earth. Nothing as raunchy as what i just read (while eating a bolony sandwich). but they thought she would like clean or something? CHYA right. last time i walked in her room she had nachos and cheese from the UK Vs Louisville FOOTBALL game chilling on her floor.
ps Louisville was actually ranked in the top 10 when that game happened. Sometime around August!
Then one time i was sitting at my computer and she decided to CHANGE HER TAMPON in the room right in front of me... im not gonna go into details, but she literally pulled it out of her snatch, threw it in garbage without wrapping it up or anything and stuck in a new one. It was absolutely discusting. I have NO IDEA why anyone would change a tampon in their bedroom, up until then I thought everyone did it in the bathroom, but i guess not...
^^^^ so agree. I've lived on my own for 6 years and am always happy about that. My boss is trying to find someone to move into his rental house - it's an awesome house in my neighborhood, but I couldn't afford it. He was like "get a roommate!" Yeah, right!
So, like I said, my roommate is body wash. I know it's him cause I mark a little line in the bottle, and every time he gets out of the shower it's below the line.
So my question is you all is, what can I put in my soap to get back at him???
I was thinking about putting a blue dye (the soap is blue) and it dying his skin when he uses it. Problem is, blue skin dye is kind of hard to get a hold of.
Itching powder? Does it really work?
Let me hear what ya got? No limits here!
you should sacrifice the last of whats left in the bottle and pee in it. i know it's gross but it would be funny for a few minutes till he washed it off.
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