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my buddy gets mad sack chaffage issues when its hot out (hes one of the sweatiest people i know) and always tells me to lube up my balls with vasaline so i dont chafe, and by the end of the day its all absorbed. i think its kinda nutty but he says it works. then on a camping trip, after a day of hiking, chafe free, he felt it necessary to profess his love for the technique to all the random travelers on the trail.
"It is fairly common knowledge that "Gold Bond makes your balls tingle". Some have described the feeling as "one hundred fairies breathing on your balls". As a result, many have found application to the penis and testicles results in a slowly-buildling hands-free orgasm..."
OK, I'm going to be a little less explicit than Mr. Petroleum, but I gotta say:
Carmex
I have a medical condition and I have to take good care to be clean. Gold Bond is great for many, but not for all. I sweat through it in minutes and it just irritates, but that just me.
A little Carmex goes a long way; it has menthol and dab of salycilic acid in it. It has been the difference between dancing and agony many times for me at Bonnaroo.
Post by aphexmandelbrot on Jun 11, 2006 12:24:13 GMT -5
gougeaway said:
Gold Bond is akin to An Angel gently cupping your nuts.
This should be the motto on the bottle. This will be my first year - and, though no one had to sell the idea of Goldbond to me, if I were ever in doubt - that line would pretty much be the selling point.
Post by lajonathanme on Jun 11, 2006 13:23:38 GMT -5
ive only chafed once in my lifetime, and that was the o4 broo, and i chafed so bad that i was bleeding all over my self, and it caused me to miss dave and friends on friday and the dead on saturday, bring the bond just to be safer than sorry there is nothing worse than missing a kick ass show because you didnt bring goldbond
I can't add anything new to this. I just know I went to the first aid tent the first year searching for some gold bond. It was an incredible feeling. It will make your weekend much more enjoyable. Great stuff. What's the difference between the gold and the green bottle?
OK, I'm going to be a little less explicit than Mr. Petroleum, but I gotta say:
Carmex
I have a medical condition and I have to take good care to be clean. Gold Bond is great for many, but not for all. I sweat through it in minutes and it just irritates, but that just me.
A little Carmex goes a long way; it has menthol and dab of salycilic acid in it. It has been the difference between dancing and agony many times for me at Bonnaroo.
Mr. Carmex out.
It's hard not to be explicit (and gross) when discussing this, but I used some Carmex to aid in a personal session at one point during my junior high years. About 30 seconds into the raunchy romp with myself, I found the menthol getting way too strong and was forced to run to the bathroom and practically straddle the bathtub faucet to soothe the hot/cold madness. As if I hadn't learned my lesson, I had an even worse experience with VapoRub not too long after. So yeah, it might work for you, but I won't even remove my pants if there's a tub of Carmex within striking distance.
Post by sparklybecca on Jun 11, 2006 16:06:31 GMT -5
aquariumdrunk said:
hootdaddy said:
TMI, but thanks.
OK, I'm going to be a little less explicit than Mr. Petroleum, but I gotta say:
Carmex
I have a medical condition and I have to take good care to be clean. Gold Bond is great for many, but not for all. I sweat through it in minutes and it just irritates, but that just me.
A little Carmex goes a long way; it has menthol and dab of salycilic acid in it. It has been the difference between dancing and agony many times for me at Bonnaroo.
Mr. Carmex out.
It's hard not to be explicit (and gross) when discussing this, but I used some Carmex to aid in a personal session at one point during my junior high years. About 30 seconds into the raunchy romp with myself, I found the menthol getting way too strong and was forced to run to the bathroom and practically straddle the bathtub faucet to soothe the hot/cold madness. As if I hadn't learned my lesson, I had an even worse experience with VapoRub not too long after. So yeah, it might work for you, but I won't even remove my pants if there's a tub of Carmex within striking distance.
I might opt for some GoldBond this year.
oh no!! pity/humor/pity/giggling/pity
im glad everything worked out okay... let that be a lesson to the rest huh ;P
so we are all friends here, why not share the intricacies of my crotch.
gold bond, just like the goggles, does nothing.
it's all about the A&D lotion. lubing up, vs drying out, will absolutely prevent chafing. gold bond, if you sweat enough, will just clump up - or, even worse, since you are so dry, your legs can be like sandpaper rubbing together. then you have chafing + the fun of 1000 faries stinging you with needles.
use some A&D *before* you even start to get sweaty. this way no sweat is on your skin (since its being protected by fat/oil) and instead of sandpaper, your skin just glides on itself.
the drawback to this is that your crotch will be moist, however it wont be painful.
so we are all friends here, why not share the intricacies of my crotch.
gold bond, just like the goggles, does nothing.
it's all about the A&D lotion. lubing up, vs drying out, will absolutely prevent chafing. gold bond, if you sweat enough, will just clump up - or, even worse, since you are so dry, your legs can be like sandpaper rubbing together. then you have chafing + the fun of 1000 faries stinging you with needles.
use some A&D *before* you even start to get sweaty. this way no sweat is on your skin (since its being protected by fat/oil) and instead of sandpaper, your skin just glides on itself.
the drawback to this is that your crotch will be moist, however it wont be painful.
Hmmm, are you referring to a variation of A&D ointment? Now that sounds like a really good idea. Is there actually a lotion version?! Oh well, regardless, I think I'll grab a tube of the ointment.
sparklybecca said:
oh no!! pity/humor/pity/giggling/pity
im glad everything worked out okay... let that be a lesson to the rest huh ;P
I appreciate the giggly sympathy.
And yes, let that act as a warning to all horny 14 year olds.
Post by HoodooOperator on Jun 11, 2006 18:56:27 GMT -5
sparklybecca said:
matta313 said:
I have the hugh bottle just for myself. Always good to be safe. And I'm always willing to hand out free puffs of gold bond.
Last year I saw a guy walking around yelling "Who's got my GoldBond???!" and he looked like he really needed it
It's so something they should sell at roo somewhere, or have little packets of it at the first aid tents!! ;D
omgosh, i just thought of a great marketing/new packaging thing for baby powder/goldbond - one time use packets!!! ;D
YO.....i jus got back from Wal-Mart, and they DO sell individual size Gold-Bond. I got them in the travel size, they are like the size of a pill container.....pocket-sized to carry throughout the day.....NICE! ;D
GOLDBOND???? I'm an old guy. let me tell you all a secret.....Plain old fashion & cheap.....CORNSTARCH. Works great,no smell, and if you use too much you got.......ASS GRAVY Peace, Steevo
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Post by flappyjack on Jun 13, 2006 18:57:04 GMT -5
Uh oh. So I bought some Gold Bond and wanted to try it out before I got Festes Testes. Well, I don't know if I am going to make it to Boonnaroo anymore. This feeeeeels sooooooo amazing. Any guy that hasn't dipped his testicles in Gold Bond doesn't know what an orgasm means. Now I know what "chafing" means. THANK YOU INFOROO!!!!
Post by davidjames on Jun 13, 2006 20:22:29 GMT -5
If your like me and you get some nasty torn asshole syndrome (or TAs as I like to call it) from taking a huge dump after a night of drinking you face off I recomend A+D Ointment for the butthole.