3 couples! man you are closer than I have ever been to some "Boom, Boom" at Roo. Just hang out in the corner, one of those couples will want to use you, even if it means just holding something, but hey.
This is why Scrog wanted to come to the RV. I knew there had to be an ulterior motive. Well, it's either this or he wants to make some sweet, sweet lovin' with Phi.
Maynard, is Phi in a couple? well, he does me no good, but you on the other hand. and JFTR if Phi and I made lovin', it would not be sweet, it would be dirty and raw. Nothing sweet about it.
^and the only female response on this page, is in defense of my straight-ness. If it matters, she is correct. I have taken showers with many men, I have smacked a man's bare-naked-ass-cheek once or twice, but when I want to get my "O" face on, hairy balls and hairy ass-cheeks do nothing for me. I am, how do you say it, 'comfortable with my sexuality' and I have no problem with a good d!ck joke. So lets down to business, lets talk Roomanity. Any couples out there looking to "put on a show"?
Will having an RV make it easier to land some tail?
Yes. The first year I went, in 07, it was me and all girls, but it didn't happen (variety of reasons: period, ugliness, bitchiness, drugs). The next year we had a group of nearly 20 and some of us had an RV. Girls were more than happy to sleep in an RV- it worked out well. The past 3 years I've had a gf who has gone with. Definitely had some dirty Roo sex. But she and I just broke up a few days ago, so I guess I'll have to figure something else out this year.
To be honest, I love dirty Roo sex. After about 24 hours of being that dirty, it seems kinda hot.
^^this is good news. I happen to be coming to Roo with a few girls, all of which are very cute and are all just friends of mine. Some I have slept with and some I have not, but all are happy to pivot me into some taco.
Maybe I should wear a shirt that says "36 year old in an RV looking to party" or something to that effect...
I am totally willing to make a cutie pie's weekend a little better lol
The last 4 years straight been going with my gf. No sex at the 'roo, but def the first thing that happened on the way back to NC.
Strange, but IMO the 'roo isn't very good for screwing. So much more to do, but we were both down for some crazy monkey sex less than 50 miles after we left. Its like the 'roo has an opposite effect of sexuality. Its not the camping either, we camp and screw lots but its never felt right or happened at the 'roo.