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Randy ******: THAT MOTHERF*CKER MARK TOLD ME IF I POURED A BUNCH OF WATER ON MY D*CK I COULDN'T GET NO ONE PREGNANT. WELL GUESS WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED? IF I DON'T GET THAT EVEN WITH THAT SH*T FIRST, I'M GONNA TRAIN MY KID IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS CAGE FIGHTING SH*T AND LET IT LOOSE ON MARK. YOU HEAR ME A**HOLE? YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
Randy ******: THAT MOTHERF*CKER MARK TOLD ME IF I POURED A BUNCH OF WATER ON MY D*CK I COULDN'T GET NO ONE PREGNANT. WELL GUESS WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED? IF I DON'T GET THAT EVEN WITH THAT SH*T FIRST, I'M GONNA TRAIN MY KID IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS CAGE FIGHTING SH*T AND LET IT LOOSE ON MARK. YOU HEAR ME A**HOLE? YOU'RE GONNA GET IT
I see something like this once a day.
This sounds like it belongs in the opening of Idiocracy. Holy shit.
Looky there. Mark posted on his wall. Mark ********: quack you Randy!! I noticed you aint been comin round my way anymore, since i whooped your clumsy ass! Comment on my girls poop again and see if i dont stick my hand so far up your a** that i'll be able to work your mouth like a puppet!! YOUR MY PUPPET RANDY!!!
and his response: YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU SONOFAB*TCH. I AIN'T NOBODYS quackin PUPPET!! YOUR LUCKY I CANT LEAVE THE STATE CAUSE OF MY PROBATION. YOU BEEN TRYING TO STICK YOUR HAND IN MY ASS SINCE I MET YOU, BUT GUESS WHAT? IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. NOW YOU GOT SEVEN MONTHS TO TRAIN AND PUT SOME MUSCLE ON THOSE WEAKA** STICKS YOU CALL ARMS OR YOU CAN COME UP TO OHIO AND WE CAN SETTLE THIS LIKE RIGHT quacking NOW, YOU D*CKSITTER. MEAN TIME, I'M GONNA PUT PICTURES OF YOUR jerkstore FACE ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND HATE ON YOU EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY, SO NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'LL BE GOOD AND PRIMED TO quack YOU UP. AND THIS TIME YOU WONT GET A CHANCE TO PUT NO WEIRD poop IN MY DRINK.
I know the guy he's arguing with and when I asked if this was real his response was "What do you think?".
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As I mentioned on the Occupy Hartford CT Facebook page...
If you want a bunch of mindless entertainment, venture on over to Chris Murphy's Facebook page. Ever since he (a congressman from northwestern Connecticut) called out Lowe's for pulling ads off TLC's "All American Muslim", he's sure got a lot of "interesting" people showing up on the wall there.
"[blank] just gave me an idea. I think we should all get together as Christians and have a national day of tebowing. Line the main streets in towns across America and take a knee for 5 mins. To pray for our country. It's game on."
really trick... makin me look stupid postin beautiful pic of me and my daughter tht was when he was still dickin this pussy! and i can asure you aint no body payin childsupport & my child has never went without since the day i left his sorry ass did i mention the best day of my life cant deal wid nasty ass chlomydia bitches
This may not be the worst FB post, but I would say controversial. Today, this girl(who I know who got busted in September, her and her BF did, he got 'with intent to sell' on a lot of different things.) she went to court today and then posted a picture of the police document, signed by this kid, stating, "I have selected photo #3 as the person I purchased Marijuana from." Her FB status read, "Here's the proof for everyone who doesn't believe me about Dylan setting me up Thanks again ass hole"
In the comments his brother chimes in, "AND THAT IS FOR SURE FOR SURE DYLANS HANDWRITING! ! I KNOW THIS. DAM IT. I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING BOUT THIS MAN "
"I hate that UGLY nigha that get alot of HOEs jus cause he got bigg meat! HE think everybody want him & these perked out hoes done boosted they hIS HEAD UP....LMAO...#THATS FUNNY!"
"IF I HAD A GUN AND SAW MY CHILDS "SPERM DONOR" I SWARE I WOULD BLOW HIS quacking BRAINS OUT......#MOODSWING"
"HOES REALLY DON'T THINK THEY HOES ANYMORE THESE DAYS....SMH...ALL HOES NEED A STICKER RIGHT ON THEY FOREHEAD TELLING HOW MANY TIMES THEY TRICKED OFF, HAD A STD, GOT TRAINED OR ANY OTHER HOE ACTIVITIES....LIKE REALLY YALL ARE CONTAMINATING THE WORLD.....LMAO....RNS THO!"
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Post by abrakapokus on Dec 29, 2011 18:33:25 GMT -5
why could u not belive me put u belive a pill head and a big drama person every body told u how she was and that told u that u was stupied if u belived her
Post by krunchykat on Dec 31, 2011 14:22:38 GMT -5
"So f**cking mad got a ticket for pulling out of a parking lot trying to put my seatbelt on they nerver get me for swirving when I'm on facebook smoking and driving I won't look at a cute cop again BASTARD"
i actually love this guy's posts. funny as hell. but i'll put this here.
If you a 30 year old female still complaining about how niggas aint shit, tour resolution should be stop fuckin niggas you met at the courthouse on child support day! Lol
If you over 25, and you went to the health department to get rid of a disease twice this year, your resolution should be to get married! Lol
If you got dreads on the back of your head, and bald on the top... Your resolution should be to get a haircut, or hair extensions... your choice!!
still trying to decipher this: Faceboooook!!!!!! Aright is it to get this big stanky pussy bitch straight i been told ur broke to give my lil cuz my shit and u could have moth ball smellin boots i dnt get a fuck bout all that flexin u been doin on her the same mother fucker likin ur status and commentin,are the same people thats was likin shit when u was suck MY DICK [blank].you knew damn well i wasfinna fuck wit to long yo as retarded on da u just a fuck and the pussy aint all that straight up i meet her on facebook fucked her the same night and the bitch say she love me.lol da boy got pipe game and that a make a bitch say anything when u stop fuckin them ol beggin ass.(can we still fuck please)i told lil tre to get my phone a tell her no cause it took a while to get that smell out my room....to be continue
So somebody from my high school days posted this gem "I am tired of being backed in a corner, staring at a dead end" although that makes so sense at all, I was going to keep my thoughts to myself...until her best friend commented "I know exactly what that is like" Sometimes they make it impossible to stay quiet.....
No, friends of friends. I went to a small high school in rural Ohio. Both my parents are retired public school teachers, a lot of kids who knew them or of me in High School ended up on my Facebook. They are mostly quiet, but the ignorance my small farming community home town really comes shining through sometimes. :-\
Post by Dave Maynar on Jan 13, 2012 8:30:23 GMT -5
"(neighbor's 6-7 year old daughter) is learning about MLK and her teacher gave her a paper that just said ~ I have a dream~ and the kids were supposed to fill in the rest ............ her paper said For my kids to live in Christ Jesus! Thank you God for the blessings!!!!"
Once again, they're a great family and ultra-nice people. Their statuses just make me cringe sometimes.