Why don't you men let your barbers trim your ear hairs when you get a haircut? One of my colleagues is freshly shorn but has ONE stray ear hair about an inch long...and it's noticeable! Not sure which is harder: trying not to look at it, or suggesting he pluck the damn thing. (Hmmm...maybe I should lay off the Red Bull? I don't notice these things when I'm not wired!)
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
Holls, us men never notice these things. I bet if you just casually ask him, "Hey, did you know you have an ear hair that's about an inch long?," he will pluck the thing tonight and then again the next time it grows back and you'll never have to see it again. We're pretty diligent about these sorts of things, but only if we know about them. And we don't usually notice them ourselves. We're a lot dumber than you women.
SYNECDOCHE FTW! One of my favorites! Props to ya, my friend!
(On a related note...last weekend I introduced Sunfox78 & Popsicle Sarah to one of my other favorite words: callipygian. One of the finest words ever to describe something that really needs a special word to define it.)
Just my ass. I was mooning the bus driver behind me when mine slammed on the brakes. I made an imprint in the spider webbed glass. It was just right when I sat down in the seat, it looked like my head had made it.