Random Thoughts 7

[billypilgrim]

Dec 30, 2012 3:40:12 GMT -5 LoveLuckLaughter said:

Drunk guy with a bottle of Thunderbird hidden up his sleeve, a t-shirt tied around his head a la Karate Kid, paper stuffed in his ears, his pants around his house-arrest-monitored ankles, singing "We're goin' all the wayyyyy. Ooohhewwohhooh!".

He went on to eat toilet paper later in the night. So many wins going on tonight in psych ER.

Thank you for not mentioning my name.

[krunchykat]

Dec 30, 2012 2:42:55 GMT -5 Scrog said:

Dec 30, 2012 0:24:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

I'm checking Amazon everyday until I can have my very own remote controlled flying quack.





www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=047-20

get it here for $11 +SnH ------> Think Geek!

and yes, I am already getting one of these on payday.

OMFG I'm buying this when I wake up sober. I have to have it.

Dec 30, 2012 3:40:12 GMT -5 LoveLuckLaughter said:

Drunk guy with a bottle of Thunderbird hidden up his sleeve, a t-shirt tied around his head a la Karate Kid, paper stuffed in his ears, his pants around his house-arrest-monitored ankles, singing "We're goin' all the wayyyyy. Ooohhewwohhooh!".

He went on to eat toilet paper later in the night. So many wins going on tonight in psych ER.

Why did he eat toilet paper? Like, what was his stated reason for doing so?

[Druid]

Dec 30, 2012 9:21:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Why did he eat toilet paper? Like, what was his stated reason for doing so?

I don't think crazy people have to have a reason for eating toilet paper.
And if they do, it's not one you or I will understand.

And damn it, the remote controlled flying F'ck is unavailable. You guys bought them all didn't you?

[Scrog]

If you eat toilet paper after every meal, you do not have to wipe later.


Edit: Druid, Think Geek has them in stock, click the link.

Dec 30, 2012 10:28:00 GMT -5 Druid said:

Dec 30, 2012 9:21:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Why did he eat toilet paper? Like, what was his stated reason for doing so?

I don't think crazy people have to have a reason for eating toilet paper.
And if they do, it's not one you or I will understand.

And damn it, the remote controlled flying F'ck is unavailable. You guys bought them all didn't you?

I will admit something, that I never thought I would. I was such a big fan of Zaxby's, that I would eat some specifically needed toilet paper for budget reasons. Nuclear sauce isn't so swell when it's been in someone's guts.

[Druid]

Dec 30, 2012 10:33:00 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

I will admit something, that I never thought I would. I was such a big fan of Zaxby's, that I would eat some toilet paper for budget reasons. Nuclear sauce isn't so swell when it's been in someone's guts.

*speechless*

[zen]

^^ ditto. Doesn't happen easily or often, but I'm speechless.

[EAP]

my 85 year old grandmother sends me emails sometimes. they are usually in all caps. i can't tell if this is b/c she doesn't know that the caps lock is on or that she needs to see the bigger letters. oh grandma.

[custeph]

When I was younger, I hated staying at home on the weekends. I always wanted to be on the go, doing something. As I get older, my favorite part of the weekend & all I want to do is park myself on my couch, laptop in hand, rocking my yoga pants, comfy sweatshirt & sanuks.

[Lowerdeck]

Dec 30, 2012 10:33:00 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Dec 30, 2012 10:28:00 GMT -5 Druid said:

I don't think crazy people have to have a reason for eating toilet paper.
And if they do, it's not one you or I will understand.

And damn it, the remote controlled flying F'ck is unavailable. You guys bought them all didn't you?

I will admit something, that I never thought I would. I was such a big fan of Zaxby's, that I would eat some specifically needed toilet paper for budget reasons. Nuclear sauce isn't so swell when it's been in someone's guts.

what. the. f*ck.?!?

[krunchykat]

Dec 30, 2012 10:28:00 GMT -5 Druid said:

Dec 30, 2012 9:21:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Why did he eat toilet paper? Like, what was his stated reason for doing so?

I don't think crazy people have to have a reason for eating toilet paper.
And if they do, it's not one you or I will understand.

And damn it, the remote controlled flying F'ck is unavailable. You guys bought them all didn't you?

Just ordered my flying f*ck from ThinkGeek. They've still got them.

[NoAge]

My hotel in Nashville doesn't have free wifi. Damn you, Sheraton!

[Lowerdeck]

Yeah, that sucks. I had that at a Marriott in Baltimore earlier this year. Way crummier places have free wi-fi, yet I'm supposed to pay 13 there?

Don't get it.

[LoveLuckLaughter]

Dec 30, 2012 9:21:50 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Dec 30, 2012 3:40:12 GMT -5 LoveLuckLaughter said:

Drunk guy with a bottle of Thunderbird hidden up his sleeve, a t-shirt tied around his head a la Karate Kid, paper stuffed in his ears, his pants around his house-arrest-monitored ankles, singing "We're goin' all the wayyyyy. Ooohhewwohhooh!".

He went on to eat toilet paper later in the night. So many wins going on tonight in psych ER.

Why did he eat toilet paper? Like, what was his stated reason for doing so?

Ummm. Not really sure. He went in to do a dooody. Was in there a long time, and had turned off he lights. We found him sitting on the floor with what was essentially a ball gag made out of toilet paper in this mouth, as well as some moistened toilet paper balls thrown so as to stick to the walls.

His BAL was .298, so, ya know.

[bunny]

It's damn good to be home.

Ready to crawl in to my own bed. With a fluffy duvet and not 7 quilts.

[JHOinTN]

This might end up being the longest day ever...

[BlackAmy]

I'm right with you I knew I had to be at work at 6am, but I thought it wouldn't hurt too much to stay out until 3am... So stupid!!

[JHOinTN]

Dec 31, 2012 9:54:00 GMT -5 BlackAmy said:

I'm right with you I knew I had to be at work at 6am, but I thought it wouldn't hurt too much to stay out until 3am... So stupid!!

We can keep each other company then! ;D There are so few people at work today; someone just walked by and said it feels like a funeral home.

[Druid]

Dec 31, 2012 9:54:47 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Dec 31, 2012 9:54:00 GMT -5 BlackAmy said:

I'm right with you I knew I had to be at work at 6am, but I thought it wouldn't hurt too much to stay out until 3am... So stupid!!

We can keep each other company then! ;D There are so few people at work today; someone just walked by and said it feels like a funeral home.

Then why the Quack are you there? Leave, and come join me at the REI sale.

[BlackAmy]

I really hope no one says it feels like a funeral home here.... I work in surgery, but there are also very few people here today. Knowing that I won't get a nap in before tonight's activities is bringing me to tears.

[JHOinTN]

Dec 31, 2012 10:04:10 GMT -5 Druid said:

Dec 31, 2012 9:54:47 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

We can keep each other company then! ;D There are so few people at work today; someone just walked by and said it feels like a funeral home.

Then why the quack are you there? Leave, and come join me at the REI sale.

I'm here because I have to take 12 flipping days off within 2 months this summer. I haz no vacation time right now!

[Druid]

Ooops. Well, work on those Glasto plans and where we are going to camp.
And how much Cider we can consume.

And I work News Years day, so it's not like I get a free ride either.

[chicojuarz]

Ha! My whole office is here. There's like two people off. It's like an office in here!

[JHOinTN]

Chico, here's to hoping there's no crying at your office today.

Druid, I've already got it all figured out. And even e-mailed the camping package place!

[chicojuarz]

Dec 31, 2012 10:18:18 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Chico, here's to hoping there's no crying at your office today.

Druid, I've already got it all figured out. And even e-mailed the camping package place!

I dont mind the crying nearly as much when it's not in my office.

[jimmyroo]

I just put a Call Me Maybe remix on my New Years playlist.

Feels like I sold my soul to the devil.

[elimsnéttikyzarc]

Dec 31, 2012 12:28:10 GMT -5 jimmyroo said:

I just put a Call Me Maybe remix on my New Years playlist.

Feels like I sold my soul to the devil.

I hope you finish that playlist sometime before midnight

[Druid]

Dec 31, 2012 10:18:18 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Druid, I've already got it all figured out. And even e-mailed the camping package place!

I may be buying us a tent today.

[BlackAmy]

Dec 31, 2012 12:28:10 GMT -5 jimmyroo said:

I just put a Call Me Maybe remix on my New Years playlist.

Feels like I sold my soul to the devil.

According to "End of the World Confessions," she is more of a Saturday person.