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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
This no pants session has been quite cathartic. I thought I was the only one.
This.
I love knowing that in addition to all the music love, and concert love, and food love - there is a love of nudity that we share on these boards as well. Damn the Pants.
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Post by Delicious Meatball Sub on Oct 10, 2012 15:41:06 GMT -5
Guess what bitches:
I love pants. LOVE THEM. I even wear them most of the summer because shorts are for children. Had to buy a pair specifically for Bonnaroo last year cause I didn't own any.
1. A Short-Sleeved Button-Down Shirt. It is the shirt of a man who has given up on life, who has few things left to live for, save a lukewarm Hot Pocket and a rerun of Two And A Half Men. Wearing this shirt will actually prevent you from succeeding in life, from prospering, and from fulfilling your dreams. Avoid at all costs.
2. Running Shoes In Any Context Other Than Running. If you are the kind of man who, on his way out for a night on the town or an afternoon with friends, decides to finish his otherwise respectable outfit of decent jeans and a well-cut shirt with a pair of scuffed New Balances, ugh. That’s all you deserve, a resounding “ugh.” It’s the exquisite disappointment of scanning a good-looking guy who seems to have his sartorial act together for the most part — who at least decides to present himself to society with a modicum of effort — and stopping just below the ankles to realize the outfit was all for naught. He finished things off with the footwear equivalent of room-temperature McDonald’s french fries. Were you not aware that a well-made pair of loafers are just as comfortable, and require the same amount of lace-tying, if not slightly less? Well, now you are. Now there is absolutely no excuse to ever appear amongst fellow humans wearing such unfortunate shoes.
3. Deep V-Neck T Shirt. "a man who is so insistent upon showing off his chest hair and pecs is far too vain to consider — it’s all of the trappings of cleavage with absolutely none of the bouncy, voluptuous benefits. Oh, and if you’ve ever worn a V-Neck T Shirt with a scarf, you are too much of a d-bag to live on this planet anymore."
4. Cargo Pants/ Shorts. Unless you are currently a member of a branch of a military, in which you are required both by your superior and necessity to wear a pair of these, you must never put them on. It just looks so incredibly uncomfortable, a pair of leg tubes being weighed down by these plush pockets filled with — what are they filled with? Spare change? Extra wallets? Condoms? (Just kidding, no one in cargo shorts has sex.) In any case, it’s just incredibly unflattering. And this goes quadruple if they are made out of that swish-swish windbreaker material.
5. Tribal Necklaces. Whether made of hemp, pooka shells, tribal beads, leather cords, or all of the above (good God, all of the above) there is never an occasion to wear these monstrosities. You know where they are acceptable, and even attractive? When they are on the people who actually wear/ create/ have some significance tied to them. But you know who you never see wearing them? Said people. You know who walks around in these, slapping you in the face with all of their unfortunateness? Whitey McDudebro. That’s who. These necklaces are just the worst in every way. You may think they add a bit of culture or exoticism, but they just make you look like the whitest whitey to ever resemble a sheet of paper. Avoid at all costs.
^ PS: So, according to that article, a guy wearing running shoes w/cargo shorts & a tribal necklace must be avoided at all costs. *WHEW* It's a good thing I don't know any guys who... oh, wait. Nevermind.
Post by A$AP Rosko on Oct 10, 2012 16:50:43 GMT -5
It’s the exquisite disappointment of scanning a good-looking guy who seems to have his sartorial act together for the most part — who at least decides to present himself to society with a modicum of effort — and stopping just below the ankles to realize the outfit was all for naught. He finished things off with the footwear equivalent of room-temperature McDonald’s french fries.
My pants come off the minute I walk in the door and end up on my recliner.
Word. I feel all playwrighty, so I am going to dramatize a typical return to the house from work.
<Dave walks in and shuts the door> Abra (immediately): Hey honey, can you... Dave: Can't. Already have my pants off. Abra: Son of a b*tch! How do you do that so fast? <Dave shrugs>
My pants come off the minute I walk in the door and end up on my recliner.
Word. I feel all playwrighty, so I am going to dramatize a typical return to the house from work.
<Dave walks in and shuts the door> Abra (immediately): Hey honey, can you... Dave: Can't. Already have my pants off. Abra: Son of a b*tch! How do you do that so fast? <Dave shrugs>
I think you should fully realize this production off-broadway.
I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Freshman year of college I got used to sleeping in regular clothes. Pants, sweatshirt, socks on. When the fire alarm got pulled, I was ready and everyone else froze.
I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.
Clearly this man actually woke you up:
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I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.
Clothes turn into strangling machines when you are sleeping. Evil EVIL!
I fell asleep in pants last night for the first time in a long time.. it did not turn out well. I can usually sleep through the night, but they woke me up, so I stripped and then had a happy night's sleep after.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
That's a picture of bonzai, chico. She transforms when she wears pants, that's why she hates to wear them. Kinda like a f*cked up version of Cinderella.