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I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
You and I might have different definitions of "boobs or ass not completely hanging out", but I felt a divine call to help you with this project.
Last Edit: Aug 10, 2015 15:35:07 GMT -5 by Jaz - Back to Top
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I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
You and I might have different definitions of "boobs or ass not completely hanging out", but I felt a divine call to help you with this project.
So the bottom two are closer to what I am looking for but the backgrounds are busy and she is wearing pink. The top one is too girl next door, not stripper enough and she is wearing red...like the Falcons. The middle image with underboob is "completely unacceptable" as per production.
this is for a magazine y'all. It can't have copyright issues. I need images that I can use without worrying about being sued.
Then you should have clarified that. Don't you have access to a stock company like Getty Images? Photoshop something.
You did not read my OP. I specifically said Shutterstock because that is who my account is with. Oh and I will be Photoshopping something with this ad.
I wouldn't mind that job either. Come on, it is boobs and ass, Vieux
There are many many worse things in the world to look at, even if you are a heterosexual female.
You both can have it. There is only so many bad shots of tits and ass, and really bad "sexy" poses, or ugly girls trying to be sexy, that I can look at in one day. Seriously, you want the job, find me an acceptable image, that doesn't show too much tit or too much ass, where the girl is hot and is holding a football. I have been searching for 2 hours, I am done. I have other shit to do. BTW, even if you take the job, you aren't getting paid. Sorry.
Also, the Saints jersey girls' body might be like a rock, but that face is not getting anyone in a strip club.
For the last couple weeks I've had to "shop" on Victorias Secret.com for work. I'm always like this will be weird if someone sees my screen.
I am having to search through images of "sexy girl with football" for a strip club's artwork. If I was a boy this might be enjoyable. I have seen too much boob, too much ass, too much trying too hard to be sexy with a football and soccer ball. Can someone else, that might actually enjoy looking at these images, find me a sexy, football girl without her boobs or ass completely hanging out. Or that is in a Saints jersey, but doesn't look like she would kick your ass, and might dance on a stripper pole instead? Otherwise, this client might not get that image because I am really done looking.
I was thinking this post might belong in Work is Hell, but only because I am a girl. I think a guy wouldn't find this hell. Oh and it has to be on Shutterstock, that is what we have an account with.
You and I might have different definitions of "boobs or ass not completely hanging out", but I felt a divine call to help you with this project.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
Then you should have clarified that. Don't you have access to a stock company like Getty Images? Photoshop something.
You did not read my OP. I specifically said Shutterstock because that is who my account is with. Oh and I will be Photoshopping something with this ad.
Why would I read anything when I can look at boobs?
You did not read my OP. I specifically said Shutterstock because that is who my account is with. Oh and I will be Photoshopping something with this ad.
Why would I read anything when I can look at boobs?
But the ones I sent her as suggestions have copyright issues :/ She was right, it is tougher than it sounded at first.
So I didn't get that bottom image at first that Jaz posted. For those still looking something like that would work. Also, Rummy 500 was on the right path with this.
I have annoyed co-workers and cracked up my production manager until she cried with this challenge.
EDIT: I just want to thank all those that have sent me or posted images, it is appreciated.
I love the flip off bird photo, thank you so much. The blonde, I sent a different version of her to production, they said too much underboob. This is the image they said no to...
I thought that screamed football stripper. I will see if production approves the other one. It is definitely much less boob, but still says, football stripper. I didn't even see that one. That is what happens when you are looking through images for too long.
I love the flip off bird photo, thank you so much. The blonde, I sent a different version of her to production, they said too much underboob. This is the image they said no to...
I thought that screamed football stripper. I will see if production approves the other one. It is definitely much less boob, but still says, football stripper. I didn't even see that one. That is what happens when you are looking through images for too long.
I've went through a bunch of random search combos. As dumb as it sounds, "American Football Sexy" yields the best results by a long shot. Definitely try that. I've got several pages of results.
I love the flip off bird photo, thank you so much. The blonde, I sent a different version of her to production, they said too much underboob. This is the image they said no to...
I thought that screamed football stripper. I will see if production approves the other one. It is definitely much less boob, but still says, football stripper. I didn't even see that one. That is what happens when you are looking through images for too long.
I've went through a bunch of random search combos. As dumb as it sounds, "American Football Sexy" yields the best results by a long shot. Definitely try that.
Tomorrow. I am done today and honestly really hoping that your image will get approved. I truly, 100% appreciate everyone's efforts on this project and will let you know what they say when I hear back. If they say no, I will be back at it tomorrow.
I really liked the saints jersey girl that Rummy 500 recommended. I did a little digging to see about the copyrights, and that bitch totally stole that image and others on her site. Copyright laws suck, and I can't be having the NFL suing us over use of a Saintsations image.
I've went through a bunch of random search combos. As dumb as it sounds, "American Football Sexy" yields the best results by a long shot. Definitely try that.
Tomorrow. I am done today and honestly really hoping that your image will get approved. I truly, 100% appreciate everyone's efforts on this project and will let you know what they say when I hear back. If they say no, I will be back at it tomorrow.
I really liked the saints jersey girl that Rummy 500 recommended. I did a little digging to see about the copyrights, and that bitch totally stole that image and others on her site. Copyright laws suck, and I can't be having the NFL suing us over use of a Saintsations image.
What can I say? I have a talent for unearthing slutty-but-not-too-slutty football-toting stripper-lookalike photos. Been honing that skill for many years now.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I'm pretty sure this is the most hungover I have ever been. signs of a successful going away party? I think so.
Idk man, you first posted on Inforoo today at what 1:30ish? If you can look at a screen and complete thoughts at 1:30 in the afternoon, I think you've still got a ways to go as far as hangovers go.
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I just made an appointment for a contact lens fitting. Pretty terrified right about meow.
The clay that they use to mold your cornea stings a little bit, but other than that it's not too bad.
Last Edit: Aug 10, 2015 18:38:31 GMT -5 by Jaz - Back to Top
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
5.5/four tet, daphni b2b floating points, avalon emerson 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.21/serpentwithfeet 5.25/hozier 6.12-16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 6.29/goose 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.27-29/making time 10.17/air
Got into a car accident on my way home. Some lady stopped short at a yield sign and I hit the back of her car. I dented her rear tire mount a little and my hood got pretty bent... I talked her into just taking $120 instead of filing a report or going through insurance so my premium wouldn't go up. I just drove to an atm and gave her cash. Took a pic of the dent and wrote down her plate. Think she'll come after me? If she does I can just call her crazy since their was no report, right? Only the third accident I have been in in my life. She literally stopped like 6 feet from the sign and she asked me for directions after I paid her.. Ugh.
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I just made an appointment for a contact lens fitting. Pretty terrified right about meow.
its not bad! They'll have you practice putting them in and taking them out a few times.
I wish I could wear contacts.
I don't understand how anyone can wear them. My eyes are so sensitive and watery/itchy/burny on the daily. It's a skill that I'm certainly envious of and freaked out by s at the same time.
Got into a car accident on my way home. Some lady stopped short at a yield sign and I hit the back of her car. I dented her rear tire mount a little and my hood got pretty bent... I talked her into just taking $120 instead of filing a report or going through insurance so my premium wouldn't go up. I just drove to an atm and gave her cash. Took a pic of the dent and wrote down her plate. Think she'll come after me? If she does I can just call her crazy since their was no report, right? Only the third accident I have been in in my life. She literally stopped like 6 feet from the sign and she asked me for directions after I paid her.. Ugh.
Glad you're okay! Some states have laws that if you don't file a police report in so many hours they won't investigage it or actually allow you to make a report so your insurance won't do anything. Some lady hit me while I was at a complete stop at a red light downtown chicago. She said she would pay it out and I just said okay because I was 16 years old and didn't know any better. My Dad made me file a report after I called him and told him what happened. The next day my dad called her to ask for the payment after getting the estimate and she said she'd only give $200, the repair was $1400 to replace the bumber (don't own a VW.) My dad was like oh well I guess I'll just call the insurance. This lady was all snarky and was like too bad you didn't file a police report, too late. The lady just about lost her shit when she found out I did. Turns out it wasn't the first time she hit someone at a red light. This lady put a hitch on the front of her Audi so no one would tap her bumber but she would stop too close to vehicles and put a hole through other peoples cars instead.
its not bad! They'll have you practice putting them in and taking them out a few times.
I wish I could wear contacts.
I don't understand how anyone can wear them. My eyes are so sensitive and watery/itchy/burny on the daily. It's a skill that I'm certainly envious of and freaked out by s at the same time.
I wear contacts and I hate them. But not as much as glasses or blindness. I have to keep them moist and be mindful of brands, every time I try a new kind it hurts.