Yup, 14 for me too, but it'll fly by! I have a "all campus celebration" tomorrow which includes a picnic and leaving at one, a two day work retreat (they're usually fun), plus all Fridays are half days during the summer! Also, I have Boston Calling this weekend and will be in NY the weekend after, so those will be great distractions.
8/14-18 Peach Music Festival
8/22 J. Roddy Walston & the Business
8/27 Washed Out
8/30 Oddball Comedy tour
And clearly you aren't a rapist (I hope) but the way you pop into any thread where a woman happens to be lamenting her lack of ride to Bonnaroo and tell them to come hop on your bus sounds extremely rapey.