Post by billypilgrim on Feb 27, 2014 23:23:28 GMT -5
True. As long as I win. And winning, as I define it, includes losing less than the value I assign to the free drinks I received.
I'm going out on a limb here, but TPBM had heard of people whose heads literally exploded on lineup release day and, not wanting to take any chances, TPBM wrapped an ace bandage around TPBM's head right before the start of BLAM, which turned out to be a good idea because, while TPBM's head explosion was only figurative, TPBM's home was invaded by what can only be described as a stampede of lice, which finding the hair on TPBM's head wrapped in an ace bandage, skulked out -- in a way that only a louse can skulk -- looking for other victims and causing TPBM to shout, "Hoo boy, that's some fucked up shit," which others, so distracted by the BLAM that they somehow failed to notice what can only be described as a stampede of lice, thought was TPBM's reaction to Kanye being in the lineup.
Post by billypilgrim on Mar 2, 2014 13:59:02 GMT -5
True. I plan to go to a lot of Bonnaroos. I'm up to 8. I also plan to become the first person to win an Oscar, a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a Nobel Peace Prize, the Heisman Trophy, two Olympic gold medals (1 winter and 1 summer), a major golf tournament, and the Indianapolis 500. I'm not as far along on that plan.
TPBM thinks 12 Years a Slave will win Best Picture.
False. I've been out of bed, drank a bottle o' vino, watched some ID Discovery, cleaned the casa, and bumped some Juicy J Pandora on this glorious Tennessee snow day. TPBM is watching Bates Motel tonight