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Post by souldischarge on May 8, 2009 19:49:44 GMT -5
I appreciate the effort, but you just aren't cut out for this kind of work. I'll take over from here.
Hello, I'm a representative from the Coachella boards and am attending my first Bonnaroo this year. We have a yearly tradition at Coachella of initiating an official gay orgy in the campgrounds, and I'd like to take this opportunity to bring this tradition to Bonnaroo. Specifics will be worked out later, but for now, please just stock up on lube and meth rails and prepare yourself for the sensual adventure that is the Official 2009 Bonnaroo Gay Orgy®.
9. Please provide us with a detailed sexual history including approximate number of partners and their ages, genders, races, and species, venereal diseases, fetish experience, and embarrassing fantasies.
10. Are you or any of your immediate relations employed by any branch of US law enforcement? Do you have your own uniform?
11. Briefly explain the cultural significance of dirty dirty house music.
12. Gloria Gaynor and Donna Summer go head to head in a fight to the death in the Thunderdome. Describe what they will be wearing.
13. Provide a list of body modifications you have, including tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, and enhancements.
14. In 100 words or less, explain what you can bring to the gay orgy that no one else can provide.
Thank you for your interest in the Official 2009 Gay Orgy. We will contact you as soon as we have reviewed your picture.
Post by tommyboyunm on May 8, 2009 19:58:16 GMT -5
Will this be structured sort of like a potluck? People sign up for the supplies they'd like to bring? The more organized the gay orgy the more memorable for everyone.
Post by Britney's_Fears on May 9, 2009 5:58:54 GMT -5
Please post the location of this er, event. I'd like to stay as far away from this as possible.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people, to each their own, I even support gay marriage, but damn I would hate to walk up on this late at night with a head full of corn.
Please post the location of this er, event. I'd like to stay as far away from this as possible.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people, to each their own, I even support gay marriage, but damn I would hate to walk up on this late at night with a head full of corn.
Let me know OK?
If it's done correctly then it will spill over (in multiple ways) and you won't be able to avoid it. The best thing to do is embrace it. The gay orgy always needs fanners, fluffers and water boys.
Please post the location of this er, event. I'd like to stay as far away from this as possible.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people, to each their own, I even support gay marriage, but damn I would hate to walk up on this late at night with a head full of corn.
Let me know OK?
If it's done correctly then it will spill over (in multiple ways) and you won't be able to avoid it. The best thing to do is embrace it. The gay orgy always needs fanners, fluffers and water boys.
But this one is the Official one. Accept no substitutes. You don't want to get burned (literally) by a bootleg gay orgy. That's how things like Morrissey happen.
