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You have a wormhole in your place. I have one too only mine takes my socks. I have a theory that at the end of our wormholes there is a house full of my socks and one full of your belts. I bet that's gotta be funny. "Honey these aren't my socks."
I'm tempted to say wormhole again but we all know you. It's cause you drank it all. Usually you figure your out when your already drinking I've noticed. I say go to the store and get some more. Go for two bottles and you won't run out so fast.
Sorry about that. I have darts on Thurdsay night and Friday night Jen and I go out. Today is the first day in three weeks I've not had to work. Good times. So today I went out got some lunch and stopped by the local comic book store and picked up some books. Jens out with her friends and get to sit around watch some bad movies and read my comics. THAT is good times.
How do I get a pretty hippie girlie to like me? you know... like me?
(and dont say, "kick her in the shin!" hehe)
That's a tough one. I'm still not sure how I got my lady to like me.
You could try voodoo! All you'd need is a scrap of their clothes, some hair and dirt from their home.
Or you could try the whole knock them over the head and drag them back to your tent, caveman style.
There is always the "Do you want to date me shirt?" You'll get a lot of guys too though. You might want to add "pretty hippie girlie only" to it though.
You could also stand by the ferris wheel with a sign that says "Wanna rock the ferris wheel?" and only display it to someone that meets your standards.
Why are the vast majority of chewing-gum flavors "something"-mint? I hate mint!
I think because mint oil must go easier into a gum base. Although I bet it's because gum was flavored with mint since the 1860s, and people don't like change much.
I like the orange flavor Orbit gum. It's really good.
Or it could be that crabs are sneaking into your house at night and taking your cash. They also break into the bank and empty your account of all your hard earned dollars. Next thing you know your broke and can't make rent. I suggest selling your body on the street for some quick cash. Otherwise you might not have enough money for roo.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Because the #1 is violent. In the pencil break wars of the late 1700s the aftermath decided that the number two pencil although #1 in our hearts will forever be known as #2. You see the #1 pencil was a violent killer, breaking all those in their path. It was an ugly battle splinters of wood and graphite littering the battlefield. In the end there was a 1 and 2 left. One went on to draw beautiful artwork. #2 went on to fill in bubbles.
First cat huh? When I bought my girlfriend a cat a few years ago she would call me up and tell me "Pumpkin is running up and down the stairs and jumping on the couch then running into the bathroom. Then she'll repeat." She didn't believe me that all cats are half in this world anyway. You see cats are only in part of this plane of reality. For the most part they hear the things that we cannot. Or will not depends on the person. Cats will see the spirits that we cannot, and since spirits can move faster than we can the cats will follow. Hey the spirits need fun too.
Are those cats by chance inside cats ? This act is referred to as vacuum activity and it is caused by a lack of stimuli. I could go into further detail but would only succeed in coming off as a bigger jerk then I already have.
Inside cats yes. Ours has crinkle balls, fake mice, a cat condo, paper bags to play in and a water fountain water bowl. As well as two humans to play with. I've noticed she tends to do it once in the morning and once in the evening. Usually right before we leave for work and right when we get home.
Dear lord no. LIE LIE AND LIE some more. Nothing good came from the truth. The truth will hurt you and others where when you lie you make people happy. "No honey I didn't give you crabs." "No boss I didn't photo-copy my ass."
See what I mean when in doubt lie. It's the right thing to do.
I do when I'm showering alone. I figure with all the water around it's not going to sit there and stink. So I'm good.
Now if your with your lady/man friend in the shower it's not ok to wizz in there. You might pee on their foot, and even though with all the water and soap around it's not really that big a deal when they catch you peeing on their foot, it get's ugly. Unless they are into that kind of thing in witch case pee away.
Post by oatmealschnappz on May 20, 2007 22:20:42 GMT -5
After mastering the formula for the extra-strength versions of their medications, why do drug companies continue to market the originals? And why do people buy them?
"White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high." Jimi Hendrix
You have a wormhole in your place. I have one too only mine takes my socks. I have a theory that at the end of our wormholes there is a house full of my socks and one full of your belts. I bet that's gotta be funny. "Honey these aren't my socks."
maybe that's why i have so many extra random t-shirts. i'm at the end of someone else's wormhole. hehe
I'm guessing the random karma smiters. You see there are some people on this board that will get upset by somethings that people say. Instead of saying hey man that's not cool. Or even letting the mods know they go into smite mode. This means that they will smite someone everytime they can. I'm only a mod so I can see who is doing it but if I notice karma points dropping quickly I'll look up the last few posts and see if that person really deserved it or not. If I don't think they did I'll balance the scales (Mods can jump karma by how ever much we want.)
So random karma smiters, or mutant spiders either one.
