Random Thoughts

[Meg]

strumntheguitar said:

I hate this woman I work with. Truly hate her...

There's mysterious broken glass on the floor of a lab here, so she asked me to clean it up. I didn't do it, but I have nothing to do right now so I obliged. I went to get a broom and a dustpan and she jumped me and yells that I can't use a broom and a dustpan to pick up the glass because tiny pieces of glass might get stuck in the broom. I said "isn't that doing it's job in removing it from the floor then?" and she shouts "Do you know how dangerous a broom with broken glass in the straw is!?!"

ugh... no, but I'm about to find out because I just want to smack her in the face with one.

Ummmmmm - I would have - I use a broom at home to clean up broken glass -

I would have asked her if she was afraid that when she used to broom to get home - she would get glass up her ass?

[oleander124]

How does she expect you to get the glass off the floor, then?

edit: ^^ good one meg!!! ;D

[strumntheguitar]

chefchick said:

bos1969 said:

That counts for a lot Meg. I've got a descent job. I can pay my bills. I have a nice condo in a tropical paradise. But I'm single, and sometimes that really sucks. The grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence.

I'm starting to realize that the single life is the way to go. Nobody to let me down except myself. Pessimistic? yes. Realistic. definitely.

[Meg]

chefchick said:

bos1969 said:

some dreams do come ture - I have a good guy, 3 beautiful girls, I have a job and there are people out there that don't

That counts for a lot Meg. I've got a descent job. I can pay my bills. I have a nice condo in a tropical paradise. But I'm single, and sometimes that really sucks. The grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence.

Oh - I am thankful for what I have - just seems that sometimes life gets way too hard and I wish for younger days - not the partying days - the living at home with my parents - no bill paying, no grocery shopping, no responsibility for other human beings type of days - when my main worry was college and if I had made enough money to go out with my friends.

[spookymonster]

...the grass is always greener, but just as hard to mow..."

- john butler Trio, "Better Than"

(LOL... I should talk....)

[strumntheguitar]

My grass is blue! ;D

[spookymonster]

Mine's all shake, but it's always been kind...

[alyroo]

mine is green and stinky.

[chefchick]

I like Bluegrass

[alyroo]

I swear, I type like a cow.

[spookymonster]

I've never seen a cow type. How do they do it without thumbs? Do they use their tails?

I'm not even going to ask why a cow would need to type a letter (that would just be ridiculous!).

[spookymonster]

My online poker server crashed, now I'm waiting for it to start up again so I can finish my $2 buy-in game. This is pathetic. What has my life come to?

[chefchick]

[alyroo]

Mostly they type correspondence with the "Eat mor chikn" foundation.


They type with their hooves. Hooves? Feet? anyway....


They hit a lot of buttons at once.




*edit* yeah, like that ^^^^

[spookymonster]

chefchick said:

Thank you. That was number 4,567 on my list of things to see before I die.

[chefchick]

spookymonster said:

My online poker server crashed, now I'm waiting for it to start up again so I can finish my $2 buy-in game. This is pathetic. What has my life come to?

Once again I find myself asking you... do you really want an answer to that?

[strumntheguitar]

chefchick said:

spookymonster said:

My online poker server crashed, now I'm waiting for it to start up again so I can finish my $2 buy-in game. This is pathetic. What has my life come to?

Once again I find myself asking you... do you really want an answer to that?

[spookymonster]

Kid Rock just popped up on my iTunes, and the first thing I thought?

"He'd make a decent afternoon set at 'Roo..."

Seen the man in concert @ Rain in Vegas. Good show, crappy venue.

[spookymonster]

Strum's my new press secretary. Please direct all inquiries to him from now on. kthx.

[strumntheguitar]

spookymonster said:

Kid Rock just popped up on my iTunes, and the first thing I thought?

"He'd make a decent afternoon set at 'Roo..."

Seen the man in concert @ Rain in Vegas. Good show, crappy venue.

ummm... kid rock would totally ruin bonnaroo. for ever.

just kidding... as much as I don't enjoy kid rock, I do chuckle every time I hear "bawitdaba" or whatever it is comes on the radio.

[spookymonster]

He's a high energy show... you just can't take him all that seriously (he certainly doesn't).

[chefchick]

strumntheguitar said:

kid rock would totally ruin bonnaroo. for ever.

WTF dude! How do you get off knocking other people's music like that, you ignorant douchbag!

[strumntheguitar]

chefchick said:

strumntheguitar said:

kid rock would totally ruin bonnaroo. for ever.

WTF dude! How do you get off knocking other people's music like that, you ignorant douchbag!

lmao.

[spookymonster]

Slippery slope! Slippery slope!

[chefchick]

strumntheguitar said:

chefchick said:

WTF dude! How do you get off knocking other people's music like that, you ignorant douchbag!

lmao.

That's the best comeback I've heard all day! Bet you put a lot of thought into that one.

[strumntheguitar]

i'm pretty quick-witted sometimes...

[spookymonster]

I iz luvs Strum's mousie


Here we go... and... and... ANDDDDDD..... WIPEOUT!!!!

[strumntheguitar]

i found it quite comical myself... ahh the wonders of late night stumbling on the internet

[Meg]

spookymonster said:

Slippery slope! Slippery slope!

Made me LOL this morning - thanks

[bamadancer]

That hamster is quite adorable, strum.

Also, I only have 8 more days of work left!!!!!!!!!!!!!