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Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 28, 2007 21:56:10 GMT -5
All of the lights went out! And, as you all must know, rabid squirrels are terrified of the dark! Petey jumped into action, diving on the ground and pulling the squirrels legs off! He bit the frightened creature from head to toe, screaming and yelling about....
and wondering how in the hell he got into such a mess. All he wanted was a little grey poupon for God's sake. But more importantly, what to do with the now dead rabid squirrel. Petey decided a good use for it would be.......
Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 29, 2007 12:58:56 GMT -5
....also he decied to sell his old peg leg, he used ebay and made a cool mill'. with his new found wealth he started to feel emptier and emptier inside. he thought all the fame forturne and social status would make him a happier better person, btu they just made him a grumpy old fart. one christmas after makign his employee (who had a son with a busted leg) work on christmas he was visited by three ghosts, the first of which was.............
Post by steveternal on Apr 29, 2007 13:14:32 GMT -5
... absent, but filled in by the loveable TV icon, Ed Asner. Ed's appearance at Petey's bedside late one night was startling, not the least because he couldn't figure out how old Ed got his Rascal up all those flights of stairs. But Ed told him they had some business to take care of, so aboard the heavy-lidded Petey hopped, and off they sailed, until they arrived at their first destination commonly called...
Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 29, 2007 15:18:53 GMT -5
Petey sat there staring at this odd group, thinking to himself. His head pounding and his eyes blood-shot, he decided that this sh!t had to end! He knew that the only way to make it work this time, was to kill and eat everyone he was traveling with. There would be no witnesses this time! There would be no evidence. There would be no turning back. Slowly struggling to his feet he grabbed Asner by the throat and screamed.....
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Post by MickStPeter on Apr 29, 2007 18:31:24 GMT -5
jugular, Ed's reaction to this was not exactly what Petey was hoping for. ...
wooz said:
((At some point, we should set a cutoff for this story.. I'd volunteer to copy/paste it all into one post for folks to read!!)
I vote two weeks to go it would allow time to compile (and maybe even illustrate hehe) I was just thinking today that we/everyone/I could have so much fun trying to illustrate this we could then bring our virsions of petey and twizzler to the inforoo camp and compile a little graphic novel... roo style, that can only be made sense of in a certain state of mind
Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 29, 2007 19:17:17 GMT -5
....he pressed the magic button on his pirate sword that turned the sword and everything the blade touches into bannana pudding, so he did. but OH NO, he made a mistake, the blade accidently touched........
the sound of approaching tanks and planes drowned everything out. "oh my god, those commie bastards are finally attacking," petey thought to himself. "there's only one way to beat them. i'll have to..."
Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 29, 2007 23:28:48 GMT -5
into the biggest, scariest sock-puppet ever seen by mere mortals! Having dealt extensively with these crafty creatures in Nam, he knew how much they loved to feast on communists. It was his only way out, he was certain. He prayed this would work! If not, he knew what would happen next! They would....
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Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 30, 2007 13:51:38 GMT -5
spread maple syrup on his stomach and press a tenis raquet into it giving him an awful waffle. this thought both frightened petey and........................
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