Pirates... Aaaarrrrrrrrr!!!

[MickStPeter]

Ninjas Rule my A**!

I would rather have booty than honor

[illyb]

We rape and we pillage matey! Care for some grog?

[MickStPeter]

drink up me harties

[nol13]

::throws shuriken at thread::

::slips silently into the night::

[Gibran]

[MickStPeter]

shite I've been invaded.... avast ye scallywags... I'll have yer ballsacks fer me handbag

[sparklybecca]

mstpeter said:

shite I've been invaded.... avast ye scallywags... I'll have yer ballsacks fer me handbag

that is .........................gross

but

ARRrRrr Matey!!!!

[MickStPeter]

grossness is the beauty of piracy

[poopzilla33]

and beauty is the grossness of ninja-ry

[illyb]

"Life's pretty good, and why shouldn't it be? I am a pirate after all." -Captain Jack Sparrow


Now excuse me while I go back to drinking my rum and basking in the warmth of my deserted island in the middle of the bermuda. Ninjas may be sneaky, but we pirates don't really care. In fact we don't really care about anything. Except for gold, women, and rum.

[danbird]

yo ho yo ho the pirates life for me

[electraonyx]

Does anyone else celebrate "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" on September 19th? We've started having annual parties featuring Rum Swizzle....mmmmmm Rum Swizzle.

(Google it, it acutaly exists.)

[unplugdacusticaz]

You don't celebrate it right unless you grill up some dog....mmmmm.......dog.

[spookymonster]

Reminds me of a story:

Ninja walks into a bar and sees a pirate standing next to a dog with 3 wooden legs. The ninja asks the pirate about the dog.

"Arrr... that dog saved me life 3 times... the first, me ship was burnin', and he barked so loud as to wake the whole crew and abandon ship..."

"the second was in the lifeboats; he tore the throat out of a mutinous scallywag as he tried to slit me gizzard to gullet..."

"...and the third, after my crew threw me overboard, he dog-paddled us across shark infested waters as I clung weakly to his little fluffy tail..."

The ninja was astonished. "The sharks.... is that how he lost his legs?"

"Nah," replied the pirate, "... a dog that good, ya just don't eat all at once! ArhrhAHRHRharhrhhaRHRHAhrrhhrhrhhrrhaRHRHR."

And then he killed the ninja.

[illyb]

Does anyone remember Monkey Island? The old one, not the new overly produced one. Man that game was the shit. Made me really truly want to be a pirate when grew up for quite awhile. If anyone knows where I can find a copy of that game let me know. There were soooo many pirate jokes in that one. And remember the sword fighting, where you had to pick the right come backs. Man I wish I could remember some of those comebacks they were good ones, in a piratey kind of way.

[unplugdacusticaz]

^^^ Holy crap illyb! I just took a turn to Flashback city. I used to LOVE Monkey Island. Wasn't if for Sega CD or something? I alwasy played the computer game, but yes, those were so muh fun.

[spookymonster]

>cough<http://torrentspy.com/torrent/524041/Monkey_Island_1_2>cough<

[unplugdacusticaz]

spookymonster said:

>cough<http://torrentspy.com/torrent/524041/Monkey_Island_1_2>cough<

That cough looked like it hurt spooky ;D

[illyb]

Found the recipe for grog if anyones interested in cookin some up. I'm drinking me a nice stinky hot glass right now. Just be careful ye mateys. Ya gotta drink it up fast or else it'll melt your cup.

Grog is a secret mixure of which contains the following:
Kerosene
Glycol acid
Artificial sweeteners
Sulfuric acid
Rum
Acetone
Red dye #2
Scumm
Axle grease
Battery acid
And/or pepperoni.

[spookymonster]

Arrrr... make sure the scumm's properly aged, or ye be riskin' a case of scurvy... arrrrrr.....

[Gibran]

No way I'm drinking it! Don't you know Red Dye #2 can give you cancer!

[lauraroo]

I would think cancer would be the least of a pirate's worries!

[legannhoj]

spookymonster said:

Reminds me of a story:

Ninja walks into a bar and sees a pirate standing next to a dog with 3 wooden legs. The ninja asks the pirate about the dog.

"Arrr... that dog saved me life 3 times... the first, me ship was burnin', and he barked so loud as to wake the whole crew and abandon ship..."

"the second was in the lifeboats; he tore the throat out of a mutinous scallywag as he tried to slit me gizzard to gullet..."

"...and the third, after my crew threw me overboard, he dog-paddled us across shark infested waters as I clung weakly to his little fluffy tail..."

The ninja was astonished. "The sharks.... is that how he lost his legs?"

"Nah," replied the pirate, "... a dog that good, ya just don't eat all at once! ArhrhAHRHRharhrhhaRHRHAhrrhhrhrhhrrhaRHRHR."

And then he killed the ninja.

Sounds like a happy ending

[pjgirl]

thought you guys would enjoy this...

[wooz]

....How did i not see this thread!!!

I'll just be throwin out a hearty "yarrrrrrrr!!!!" to me mates and to the bonny lasses.

[boomerang]

YARRRRRRR!

[MickStPeter]

YAAARRRRR... pjgirl just got some massive karma for that one... and rum of course

[wooz]

..The rum is gone again! why is the rum ALWAYS gone..

[bamabelle]

^Hide the Rum...You ALWAYS HIDE THE RUM!!!!

[MickStPeter]

I hide the rum... so he cant drink the rum... or else there be no rum
come on bonneys, Lets go find the rum!!!