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shoeless Fountain Wader Joined: February 2007 Posts: 67	your mom jokes Mar 24, 2007 0:53:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shoeless on Mar 24, 2007 0:53:02 GMT -5 Your mama is so fat, when she goes to seaworld she give Shamu a hard-on
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your mom jokes Mar 26, 2007 8:08:20 GMT -5

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Yo momma so fat when she dances the band skips.

Yo momma so fat, she was diagnosed with flesh eating virus and the Dr gave her 22 years to live.

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonaise on asprin!

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo momma so fat, when she ran away as a kid, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma so fat she could sell shade.

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma so fat she needs an appointment to attend an open house!

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gatey B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: February 2006 Posts: 306	your mom jokes Mar 26, 2007 8:56:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gatey on Mar 26, 2007 8:56:50 GMT -5 dmbfanintn said: Yo momma so fat she could sell shade. Can you get me her number? I would like to hire her to stand next to me for the early-afternoon shows at Roo (think Ben Folds last year).
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shoeless Fountain Wader Joined: February 2007 Posts: 67	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 10:26:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shoeless on Apr 13, 2007 10:26:20 GMT -5 www.uberg33k.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Funny&id=hawking
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phanofroo Swamp Butt Baby won't you carry me.....back to Tennessee! Joined: May 2006 Posts: 200	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 10:38:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by phanofroo on Apr 13, 2007 10:38:06 GMT -5 Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 10:40:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Apr 13, 2007 10:40:01 GMT -5 shoeless said: www.uberg33k.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Funny&id=hawking lolololol
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your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 11:08:23 GMT -5

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dmbfanintn said:

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Oh gawd....that made me laugh so hard! ;D

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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stallion pt. 2 Stanky McNasty Resident Custie I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy every once in a while Joined: February 2006 Posts: 3,410	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 11:14:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stallion pt. 2 on Apr 13, 2007 11:14:00 GMT -5 Yo Mama's so fat she freebases ham! Yo mama's so fat, when a car swerved to miss her it ran outta gas! I heard yo Mama's ass has it's own congressman.
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your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 11:38:37 GMT -5

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nagchampa said:

poopzilla33 said:

YOUR MOM'S SO COOL, SHE RIDES A MOTORCYCLE

YOUR MOM'S SUCH A GOOD COOK, I'D EAT HER FOOD ALL THE TIME

hahaha

your moms such a nice lady, i bet she bakes cookies....FROM SCRATCH!!!

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i laughed so hard my coworkers were checking on me. that deserves some karma

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before i knew it she was gone. i wasn't ready.

linkovich B.O. and Fudge Toes Boycott Wakarusa Joined: February 2007 Posts: 431	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 12:05:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by linkovich on Apr 13, 2007 12:05:04 GMT -5 Yo mama's armpits so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. Yo mama's so dumb, she stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour cause it said "concentrate." Yo mama's so fat, she uses 1st graders for dildos.
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oleander124 Stanky McNasty Hayzez! Joined: February 2007 Posts: 2,927	your mom jokes Apr 13, 2007 14:49:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by oleander124 on Apr 13, 2007 14:49:10 GMT -5 linkovich said: Yo mama's so fat, she uses 1st graders for dildos. Damn. That's just nasty.
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your mom jokes Apr 14, 2007 0:48:36 GMT -5

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Post by ChiefPemperToadWigginsky on Apr 14, 2007 0:48:36 GMT -5

linkovich said:

Yo mama's armpits so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stared at a carton of orange juice for an hour cause it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so fat, she uses 1st graders for dildos.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH snap!

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chris4uk Fountain Wader "Let's get together and feel alright" Joined: February 2007 Posts: 19	your mom jokes Apr 14, 2007 22:16:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chris4uk on Apr 14, 2007 22:16:01 GMT -5 Yo mama's so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection gave her the finger.
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your mom jokes Apr 15, 2007 9:41:42 GMT -5

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Post by earthisbig on Apr 15, 2007 9:41:42 GMT -5

Your Mama's so fat she needs an RV Pass for her ass.

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linkovich B.O. and Fudge Toes Boycott Wakarusa Joined: February 2007 Posts: 431	your mom jokes Apr 17, 2007 12:07:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by linkovich on Apr 17, 2007 12:07:24 GMT -5 Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Big Brothers Big Sisters was a club for fat black people.
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your mom jokes Apr 17, 2007 15:31:31 GMT -5

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Post by hippiehippieshake on Apr 17, 2007 15:31:31 GMT -5

nagchampa said:

poopzilla33 said:

YOUR MOM'S SO COOL, SHE RIDES A MOTORCYCLE

YOUR MOM'S SUCH A GOOD COOK, I'D EAT HER FOOD ALL THE TIME

hahaha

your moms such a nice lady, i bet she bakes cookies....FROM SCRATCH!!!

OOOOOOOOHHHHH SNAP SON! OOPS POW SURPRISE!!

hahahhaha best ones here

i heard superman wears your-mom pajamas

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unplugdacusticaz Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: February 2007 Posts: 1,040	your mom jokes Apr 17, 2007 20:17:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unplugdacusticaz on Apr 17, 2007 20:17:05 GMT -5 Your mom's so fat, she uses a body pillow as a tampon.
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alex001 Fountain Wader If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is... infinite Joined: April 2007 Posts: 55	your mom jokes Apr 17, 2007 22:03:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alex001 on Apr 17, 2007 22:03:29 GMT -5 your mom is like a shotgun..... one *ock and she blows your mom is like golden corral...... 4.95 and its all you can eat
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AngrySunday Mudbather Careful with that axe, Eugene. Joined: February 2007 Posts: 567	your mom jokes Apr 17, 2007 22:19:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AngrySunday on Apr 17, 2007 22:19:05 GMT -5 your momma is so fat...when she hauls a$$, she's gotta make two trips. your momma is so dumb...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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your mom jokes Apr 18, 2007 12:02:16 GMT -5

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Post by ratskrad on Apr 18, 2007 12:02:16 GMT -5

Yo Mama is like a doorknob - everybody can have a turn

Yo Mama is so dumb, she couldn't read an audio book

Yo Mama is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her

Yo Mama is ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders

Yo Mama is so old, she has a tattoo that says "George Washington slept here"

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charliet Fountain Wader Joined: June 2006 Posts: 82	your mom jokes Apr 19, 2007 22:56:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by charliet on Apr 19, 2007 22:56:48 GMT -5 Your mom bought viagra and mixed it with rogaine for your dad. He grew hair but it wouldnt lay down
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