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In New Orleans. Spent hours at a brunch place drinking endless Mimosas. Is this heaven? Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me. Got many hugs when I told him I won the Clemson softball project. Now onto hurricanes, because why not? Thank god for layers. Back to catching beads. Happy New Years, y’all. Love you, mean it.
PS. I bet NOLA keeps the bead making people in business. So. Many. Beads.
In New Orleans. Spent hours at a brunch place drinking endless Mimosas. Is this heaven? Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me. Got many hugs when I told him I won the Clemson softball project. Now onto hurricanes, because why not? Thank god for layers. Back to catching beads. Happy New Years, y’all. Love you, mean it.
PS. I bet NOLA keeps the bead making people in business. So. Many. Beads.
Are you showing your tits for these beads?
I am assuming the husband is showing his penis to people.
In New Orleans. Spent hours at a brunch place drinking endless Mimosas. Is this heaven? Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me. Got many hugs when I told him I won the Clemson softball project. Now onto hurricanes, because why not? Thank god for layers. Back to catching beads. Happy New Years, y’all. Love you, mean it.
PS. I bet NOLA keeps the bead making people in business. So. Many. Beads.
Are you showing your tits for these beads?
No, but I’ve seen a few. I’m too ladylike for shenanigans like that. I think.
In New Orleans. Spent hours at a brunch place drinking endless Mimosas. Is this heaven? Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me. Got many hugs when I told him I won the Clemson softball project. Now onto hurricanes, because why not? Thank god for layers. Back to catching beads. Happy New Years, y’all. Love you, mean it.
PS. I bet NOLA keeps the bead making people in business. So. Many. Beads.
In New Orleans. Spent hours at a brunch place drinking endless Mimosas. Is this heaven? Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me. Got many hugs when I told him I won the Clemson softball project. Now onto hurricanes, because why not? Thank god for layers. Back to catching beads. Happy New Years, y’all. Love you, mean it.
PS. I bet NOLA keeps the bead making people in business. So. Many. Beads.
Now hanging with Tajh Boyd at the parade since he now works with me.
We need a further explantation on this.
My firm is working on an upscale hotel/condo project in Clemson and we have hired Tajh for sales. He has decided to go into real estate. This now makes 5 former Clemson student athletes (3 football players & 2 track athletes) we have in my office. Had a former basketball player but he left.
Bring your children who clearly aren't ready for it Buy said children small pieces of candy Let said children drop said candy down the stadium seating in front of you Sleep through the show Snore through the show Say God bless you at full volume, even though the root of that expression is that demons/your soul are escaping your body which is clearly not the case, and someone sneezing woke you up
I’m in the middle of a 2 day with back to back Tipper shows and the Saints playoff game. Hopefully he comes on before 11:30 tonight because I gotta work tomorrow. Gonna be a long day of drinking regardless.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
Penis? He has kids, so I'm gonna assume yes. Catholic? No. He's a UU minister. Almost became a Quaker.
Btw, the ladyfriend's dad also has one. He went to Emory in Atlanta.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
Penis? He has kids, so I'm gonna assume yes. Catholic? No. He's a UU minister. Almost became a Quaker.
Btw, the ladyfriend's dad also has one. He went to Emory in Atlanta.
Ah, ok. I was about to say.. he has kids? He can't become pope. They're all celibate. Also, what does her dad do with a master's in divinity?? I had no idea that was even a thing yet here you are knowing all kinds of divinity masters.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
"Wait - there are only 200-something cardinals in the world? That can't be right. Is being cardinal a big deal?"
".......yes."
"Oh. Because I'm pretty sure a cardinal came to my church once, and I talked through the whole thing."
*blinks*
"You don't understand what it's like to be 15 in a room with some old white dude talking."
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
"Wait - there are only 200-something cardinals in the world? That can't be right. Is being cardinal a big deal?"
".......yes."
"Oh. Because I'm pretty sure a cardinal came to my church once, and I talked through the whole thing."
*blinks*
"You don't understand what it's like to be 15 in a room with some old white dude talking."
Well, you don't! You're not catholic!!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! YOU DON'T POUR MY CEREAL!
Im goin to start a petition to change the name of the city of atlanta to atnanta. symmetry demands it!! atlalta would also work but its harded to pronounce so fudge it.