The Official Drunken Rambling Thread

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 20:24:36 GMT -5 NoAge said:

At the bar at my Holiday Inn. No one is here, so you all have to keep me company, haha.

Your hotel has a bar!?? FANCY!

That's it, I'm comin' on your next trip.

[Gibran]

Hotel bars are great. It is one of the only places even I end up talking to strangers. Especially during the week most are there solo on business. :-)

[holls]

So, JHo, we just got the *official inside scoop* on how to meet men: just go to a bar in a Holiday Inn on a Tuesday night. Why haven't we thought of this before?

Thanks for the tip, Gibran! (Oh, and NoAge: game on in the STG thread!)

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 20:34:17 GMT -5 holls said:

So, JHo, we just got the *official inside scoop* on how to meet men: just go to a bar in a Holiday Inn on a Tuesday night.

I didn't know that Holiday Inns had bars. In all honesty, I don't even know where there's a Holiday Inn anymore.

[Gibran]

No problem ladies I used to stay a really awesome Holiday Inn outside of Boston for work. Had a restaurant/bar, jukebox, and Golden Tee machine. Super sweet.

[NoAge]

This is a fancy Holiday Inn

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 20:39:01 GMT -5 NoAge said:

This is a fancy Holiday Inn

Obviously! I mean, a king bed, a mini fridge, a COUCH, and a bar.

The last hotel I stayed in had HBO... and yet I ended up watching "Mrs Doubtfire" on TBS.

"It was a drive-by fruiting!"

[holls]

I'm afraid to ask, but... what is a Golden Tee machine? ???

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 20:41:54 GMT -5 holls said:

I'm afraid to ask, but... what is a Golden Tee machine? ???

Glad you asked and not me.... I was wondering the same thing.

Is it like one of those claw machines but with t-shirts?

[NoAge]

It's a golf video game that is usually at sports bars. It uses a track ball

[holls]

^ In a swanky Holiday Inn?

Holy cow... I just had a 150-watt epiphany! JHo: we now have verifiable proof of not one but TWO handsome, intelligent, fun, single guys (who have great taste in music & love festivals!) that have stayed in Holiday Inns, which meeeeeeans:

YOU NEED A JOB THAT REQUIRES TRAVEL!
Then just make sure you travel on weekdays and stay at HolidayInns!

Problem solved. You'll reel in a fine catch in no time!!!

[JHOinTN]

oooh, um, is the sport is exciting enough to warrant a video game?

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 20:49:11 GMT -5 holls said:

^ In a swanky Holiday Inn?

Holy cow... I just had a 150-watt epiphany! JHo: we now have verifiable proof of not one but TWO handsome, intelligent, fun, single guys (who have great taste in music & love festivals!) that have stayed in Holiday Inns, which meeeeeeans:

YOU NEED A JOB THAT REQUIRES TRAVEL!
Then just make sure you travel on weekdays and stay at HolidayInns!

Problem solved. You'll reel in a fine catch in no time!!!

I need a job that won't make my hair turn grey.

I also need a sugar daddy. Noage and his fancy hotel are now at the top of my list. ;D

[holls]

NoAge is a mighty fine catch, even if he were staying at a Motel6 without a bar, a fridge, and a Golden Tee machine!

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 20:51:16 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Feb 24, 2012 20:49:11 GMT -5 holls said:

^ In a swanky Holiday Inn?

Holy cow... I just had a 150-watt epiphany! JHo: we now have verifiable proof of not one but TWO handsome, intelligent, fun, single guys (who have great taste in music & love festivals!) that have stayed in Holiday Inns, which meeeeeeans:

YOU NEED A JOB THAT REQUIRES TRAVEL!
Then just make sure you travel on weekdays and stay at HolidayInns!

Problem solved. You'll reel in a fine catch in no time!!!

I need a job that won't make my hair turn grey.

I also need a sugar daddy. Noage and his fancy hotel are now at the top of my list. ;D

When I was in Knoxville my mom would give me poop for being single, so I told her I was looking for an apartment near UT law school to find a law student in hopes to become a house husband. She didn't laugh.

[holls]

House husband! I love it! ;D


And FTR: 17 Wheat Thins is NOT overindulgence. I don't care what the memo says!

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 20:59:51 GMT -5 holls said:

House husband! I love it! ;D


And FTR: 17 Wheat Thins is NOT overindulgence. I don't care what the memo says!

I am quite the rebel, I have been known to go for 18 sometimes as much as 19 in a sitting. Look out!!

[JHOinTN]

I usually eat about 30 wheat thins in one sitting.

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 21:02:17 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

I usually eat about 30 wheat thins in one sitting.

That is what I like to see, you are beyond rebel. You are down right revolutionary.

[JHOinTN]

Revolutionary, fat-ass, we all have different names for it.

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 20:49:11 GMT -5 holls said:

^ In a swanky Holiday Inn?

Holy cow... I just had a 150-watt epiphany! JHo: we now have verifiable proof of not one but TWO handsome, intelligent, fun, single guys (who have great taste in music & love festivals!) that have stayed in Holiday Inns, which meeeeeeans:

YOU NEED A JOB THAT REQUIRES TRAVEL!
Then just make sure you travel on weekdays and stay at HolidayInns!

Problem solved. You'll reel in a fine catch in no time!!!

NoAge, sounds like we need to start hanging out in the Holiday Inns around Nashville.

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 21:05:03 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Revolutionary, fat-ass, we all have different names for it.

Boo. Revolutionary works. Fat-ass is right out.

[JHOinTN]

I'm telling ya, I don't know where there's a Holiday Inn around here.

However, we used to have a Shoney's Inn run by the restaurant company. I stayed there once... and I met a lady in a bar bathroom a few yaars ago that had also stayed at the Shoney's Inn. She said they had heart-shaped jacuzzi tubs. (this is part of a longer, more hilarious story that wouldn't make sense to type out now)

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 21:11:42 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

I'm telling ya, I don't know where there's a Holiday Inn around here.

However, we used to have a Shoney's Inn run by the restaurant company. I stayed there once... and I met a lady in a bar bathroom a few yaars ago that had also stayed at the Shoney's Inn. She said they had heart-shaped jacuzzi tubs. (this is part of a longer, more hilarious story that wouldn't make sense to type out now)

Now, what says romance and passion better than a heart shaped jacuzzi?

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 21:13:16 GMT -5 Gibran said:

Now, what says romance and passion better than a heart shaped jacuzzi?

Why, a mini fridge and a king size bed

[holls]

Feb 24, 2012 21:11:42 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

I'm telling ya, I don't know where there's a Holiday Inn around here.

There are EIGHT in the metro Nashville area alone! Plus more in surrounding areas!


Maybe you don't need to travel for work. Just pick one of those and head over for Happy Hour.

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 21:16:30 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

Feb 24, 2012 21:13:16 GMT -5 Gibran said:

Now, what says romance and passion better than a heart shaped jacuzzi?

Why, a mini fridge and a king size bed

Good god if all three of those ever got combined I just might have a date on my hands!!!! ;D

[Gibran]

Feb 24, 2012 21:16:48 GMT -5 holls said:

Feb 24, 2012 21:11:42 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

I'm telling ya, I don't know where there's a Holiday Inn around here.

There are EIGHT in the metro Nashville area alone! Plus more in surrounding areas!


Maybe you don't need to travel for work. Just pick one of those and head over for Happy Hour.

**Noted**

[JHOinTN]

Feb 24, 2012 21:16:48 GMT -5 holls said:

Feb 24, 2012 21:11:42 GMT -5 JHOinTN said:

I'm telling ya, I don't know where there's a Holiday Inn around here.

There are EIGHT in the metro Nashville area alone! Plus more in surrounding areas!


Maybe you don't need to travel for work. Just pick one of those and head over for Happy Hour.

How many of these have had meth labs explode in a room?

[Gibran]

I stayed at some seedy hotel on the east side of Nashville one night after a Ben Folds Five show at the Ryman. We got lost in Nashville trying to leave and didn't want to drive all the way home. It was scary....I think I slept standing up...the bed kept moving. Wasn't going to lay in it.