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Post by Filthy McNasty on Mar 19, 2010 11:05:28 GMT -5
Sex by the portos??? Ick. The only place I would have sex at Roo would be in my tent or in the field watching tenacious d or stevie wonder. haha. Good times.
A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
Post by chelseaistalkative on Mar 21, 2010 22:14:49 GMT -5
One of my neighbors last year were camped in a big van and seemed to be always fighting. Thursday night they are screaming and cursing for over an hour about something or other.. A few minutes goes by and it's quiet. Me and my friends look over and they have the inside van lights on and the window shade open and they are going at it like bunnies. Funniest moment on the first night for me. lol
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
Post by tehoemusic on Apr 18, 2010 20:43:14 GMT -5
I'm still looking for my Bonnaroo Dominatrix. I've been going every year since 2004 and still haven't found her. Or she hasn't found me. Either way I'm still searching. Last year I had a sign that read, "Need A Dominatrix" and got lots of attention, smiles and friendly laughs... but no Dominatrix. Oh Bonnaroo Dominatrix.... where are you????
I'm still looking for my Bonnaroo Dominatrix. I've been going every year since 2004 and still haven't found her. Or she hasn't found me. Either way I'm still searching. Last year I had a sign that read, "Need A Dominatrix" and got lots of attention, smiles and friendly laughs... but no Dominatrix. Oh Bonnaroo Dominatrix.... where are you????
Track me down at Roo. I'll beat you harder than Ike beat Tina. I'll bring my whip, flog you and call you Molly. I'll put you on a leash, drag you around Roo and then give you that spanking you deserve for being such a naughty boy.
Seriously though, how does anyone have sex at Roo? The weather is so hot and sticky. As fun as it would be the prospect just seems gross. Although I guess if both people showered beforehand and you did it at night...
What you do is standing doggy. That way there's breathing room between the two of you and it still feel amazing. Haha.
That's brilliant. I can't believe I didn't think of it. I guess in that case cowgirl would work too. Standing cowgirl would be pretty off the hook. I hope my guy has some good upper body strength. Worst comes to worst I'm just gonna do it in the mushroom fountain to stay cool while getting hot. ;D
What you do is standing doggy. That way there's breathing room between the two of you and it still feel amazing. Haha.
That's brilliant. I can't believe I didn't think of it. I guess in that case cowgirl would work too. Standing cowgirl would be pretty off the hook. I hope my guy has some good upper body strength. Worst comes to worst I'm just gonna do it in the mushroom fountain to stay cool while getting hot. ;D
Seriously though, how does anyone have sex at Roo? The weather is so hot and sticky. As fun as it would be the prospect just seems gross. Although I guess if both people showered beforehand and you did it at night...
I've never understood this argument. You are already hot and sticky and gross, but you're afraid of getting hot and sticky and gross? I think it sounds like a great idea haha
Then again I haven't tried it, plus I advocate sex anywhere, anytime, under any circumstances, so maybe I'm not the best judge of when is or when is not the best time for it. I just figure it can only make things better ;D
Post by daisychain on Apr 20, 2010 14:57:52 GMT -5
I'm not afraid of getting hot and sticky and gross. It's more that being in such a state is a libido killer. If I'm melting the last thing on my mind is sex. When it's cold out then sex is easy because you use it for body warmth. When it's hot it's just less fun. Also, my experience has been that men don't uh...perform... quite as well when it's super hot and icky out. Not to say I won't do it all the same. ;-)
Post by Filthy McNasty on Apr 22, 2010 13:42:33 GMT -5
Yeah, when you're all hot and nasty you just want to go somewhere where you can be cool and comfortable. I love sex no matter what, but on the other hand, when you're dirty and haven't had a shower in two or three days, fromunda cheese tends to be a turn off, and you can get and infection... Blah!
Yeah, when you're all hot and nasty you just want to go somewhere where you can be cool and comfortable. I love sex no matter what, but on the other hand, when you're dirty and haven't had a shower in two or three days, fromunda cheese tends to be a turn off, and you can get and infection... Blah!
Exactly! Thank you. Sweat + swamp ass + stank + dirt, mud & grime = turnoff. Nothing makes a woman feel less sexy than a few days of major sweating and no shower. And funky men aren't exactly sexy either.
