I'd like to add that the RV also has a cooler full of precooked hot dogs and pabst blue ribbon beer.
Only the finest.
There is nothing wrong with PBR. It's actually one of the finer "old man" beers, despite being co-opted simultaneously by self-proclaimed hipsters and meathead college bros. It has long been my go-to when I just want "beer" and don't want anything heavy, strong, pr pricey. I'd expect nothing less than Natty in a creepy party RV, if not Bud Light and generic vodka.