Comedy One Liners and Quotes

[Dave Maynar]

Post ones you like.

Oct 12, 2012 8:05:52 GMT -5 Hakuna said:

sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddang magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[Dave Maynar]

"I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddam liter of cola."

Edit: I have a feeling I should just skip ahead to posting the entire script from Super Troopers.

[Flanz]

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[Hakuna]

Oct 12, 2012 8:16:14 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

"I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddam liter of cola."

Edit: I have a feeling I should just skip ahead to posting the entire script from Super Troopers.

I won't be far behind with Beerfest.

[Delicious Meatball Sub]

I had been thinking about making a thread dedicated to @dadboner, but this will do nicely.

flint.craigslist.org/crs/3327544092.html

(Tip shades, peel out)

[Hakuna]

Oct 12, 2012 9:11:01 GMT -5 Delicious Meatball Sub said:

I had been thinking about making a thread dedicated to @dadboner, but this will do nicely.

flint.craigslist.org/crs/3327544092.html

(Tip shades, peel out)

This is some thing I can get behind, Ha! Hense my avatar, as a writer my world revolves around coming up with something half as good in my life time.