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Post by NothingButFlowers on Jun 28, 2010 15:22:26 GMT -5
Have you ever dreamed that you were riding on a train with this strange lady who had some sort of exotic bird sitting in the seat beside her, and you started talking to her, but she would only respond to you in French, and you don't actually know French, but then you tried to answer her, and you found that you actually could speak French, so you started having this really interesting conversation about redwood trees and how they related to the meaning of life, but right as you were really starting to get somewhere, she switched to speaking Portuguese, and you couldn't understand her anymore, so you got up from your seat and switched to another train car, but it wasn't a train car at all, it was the stage from So You Think You Can Dance, and the judge who they always show clips of her screaming on the Soup was the only one there, and she just kept screaming over and over even though you weren't doing anything, and then a phone sitting on the side of the stage rang, and you tried to answer it, but when you tried to pick it up, it weighed like 5000 pounds, and so all you could hear was the phone ringing and the judge screaming and you thought you'd go nuts, but then you realized that you were actually hearing your alarm clock go off, so then you woke up?
You know when you’re leaning back in a chair, and it’s much more relaxing than just sitting correctly? But then you lean back a little too much, and you start to go over. So you flap your arms in a circular pattern to get the chair to fall forward again, and for a couple of seconds you’re just waving your arms and waiting to see if you’ll continue going backward and land on your back or if you’ll manage to push your momentum forward and land on your feet. The feeling you have during those two seconds is the answer.
You know when you’re leaning back in a chair, and it’s much more relaxing than just sitting correctly? But then you lean back a little too much, and you start to go over. So you flap your arms in a circular pattern to get the chair to fall forward again, and for a couple of seconds you’re just waving your arms and waiting to see if you’ll continue going backward and land on your back or if you’ll manage to push your momentum forward and land on your feet. The feeling you have during those two seconds is the answer.
Word count = 100 Grade = B+
I had to cut my word count to get it down to 100. I would have given it a B, but I guess I'm a hardass.
Post by indigrainbow on Jun 29, 2010 12:25:14 GMT -5
how is the history of ancient carthage better compared and contrasted to the love life of abraham lincoln than the processing of canned peas by industry standards can be compared and contrasted to spiro t. agnew's published works on pork products?