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So i was driving home one day at like 1:45am headed up I-95 to the city where i live and this car drives up behind me. As i got off the exit, the lights on top of this car started to flash these bright red and blue lights. They were also flashing from behind the grill of the car. So i thought he was signaling to me that he needed help, so i pulled over. Im a good Samaritan (sp)
So it turns out, there was this guy who got out of the car, who had this authoritative uniform on, and a bunch of gadgets around his waste and this bright flashlight that he was shining in my car. For some reason he didnt like what he saw on my passenger seat. I guess guys in authoritative uniforms do not appreciate nice glass blown artwork. He had me get out of my car and sit on the sidewalk. I thought he really liked my glass blown artwork and was trying to steal it.
Then it got weird. He had me blow into this object, and then do odd counting and balancing exercises. Still, i dont understand, i thought he liked how good of a job I did, but i must have done something wrong during the exercise because he put these tight metal bracelets that were friggin connected on BOTH of my wrists. I know, your thinking it not that bad, but get this . . . . he put them on me with my hands BEHIND MY BACK, and then put me in the back of his car! What kind of person buys a car with such an uncomfortable back seat! Must have gotten a deal on it used or something.
Then he went through my car, most likely looking for more high quality artwork. Good thing there wasnt any, but he did seem to find my grinder i use for kitchen spices, and some kitchen spices. He wasnt happy about that for some reason. The next thing i know, he is driving me away in his car, asking all these weird questions
But anyway, today i had court, after the third different time, i can finally move on and deal with it. I have to pee clean for 14 weeks straight, and take 2 different classes for a multiple week period, and have to pay some fines.
BUT, my silver lining to all of this is that i will be done in time for summer . . . . for ROO!!!!!
So, anyone who has been through this, how clear does your mind get? My atmosphere has been cloudy since 2001.
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo
you made me laugh harder than i have laughed in a while. sorry that happened though. because of my work i must stay clear headed. its actually kinda nice. you have this new found energy. a few times a year i stray from my ways and it makes it better. good luck to you
Post by strumntheguitar on Dec 3, 2008 21:39:25 GMT -5
I had to endure a year of this so called "Clarity" two years ago. Let me tell you... from my experiences there is nothing clear about it. Life makes a lot more sense to me when my head is foggy.
I was going through Pre Trial Intervention in 2006... it's a different experience. Very, very clear. More clean memories than any of the other years I've gone.
But, tread through it, get it over with, and celebrate at Roo... but, also, be careful at Roo.
you made me laugh harder than i have laughed in a while. sorry that happened though. because of my work i must stay clear headed. its actually kinda nice. you have this new found energy. a few times a year i stray from my ways and it makes it better. good luck to you
I don't have to stay clear headed - I just choose to do so most of the year - I have a few times here and there that it gets foggy - but clear is actually pretty good
I had to endure a year of this so called "Clarity" two years ago. Let me tell you... from my experiences there is nothing clear about it. Life makes a lot more sense to me when my head is foggy.
meh, I got busted 2 years ago in md driving home from tribe in VA, I got years probo and 6 months rehab 3 times a week. I didnt see too much of a difference except my short term memory was a bit better, still went to a bunch of shows and that was prb the hardest part when that fatty rolls by you in the crowd. It wasnt really 6 months of clarity tho since I prob ate more paper in those 6 months than I had in my whole life up till that point.
*i like coconuts, you can break them open they smell like ladies lyin in the sun** *Hell I don't even know where I am** *for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder: The herbivores did well cause their food didn't never run** *We listen, if it feels good We shake** *You made a big impression for a girl of your size, Now I can't get by without you and your big brown eyes.**
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
I've worn the metal bacelets before, but it was all alchol related. The good officer didn't find my one-hitter.
On the clarity question, if you been foggy since 2001, 14 weeks of clean living could be a good thing. We all like altered states of consciousness and skewed points of view. For you clarity would be an altered state. You'll really have vivid dreams and that first j after probation will be amazing.
"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
don't you just love how you grew up being told this is the most free country on the planet but they will take away your freedom when you excercise it by ingesting something into your body that cannot kill you, but the things that you can ingest are all things they will sell to you that has been proven to kill you. Land of the Free Baby!!
Move to Canada dude. We really don't care about kitchen spices up here, and you can even marry another dude if you so choose (you probably won't, but it's nice to have a choice isn't it?)
Move to Canada dude. We really don't care about kitchen spices up here, and you can even marry another dude if you so choose (you probably won't, but it's nice to have a choice isn't it?)
don't you just love how you grew up being told this is the most free country on the planet but they will take away your freedom when you excercise it by ingesting something into your body that cannot kill you, but the things that you can ingest are all things they will sell to you that has been proven to kill you. Land of the Free Baby!!
But you can't say it aint the home of the brave lol
you made me laugh harder than i have laughed in a while. sorry that happened though. because of my work i must stay clear headed. its actually kinda nice. you have this new found energy. a few times a year i stray from my ways and it makes it better. good luck to you
I don't have to stay clear headed - I just choose to do so most of the year - I have a few times here and there that it gets foggy - but clear is actually pretty good
i'm with meg... i have a loving wife who doesn't REALLY care the nomming lifestyle... so i keep it to a bare minimum throughout the year and mostly just at festivals... having a clear head isn't so bad...
it's makes you WAY LESS paranoid... and when you finally nom again, you bake at very low temperature! :-)
I don't have to stay clear headed - I just choose to do so most of the year - I have a few times here and there that it gets foggy - but clear is actually pretty good
i'm with meg... i have a loving wife who doesn't REALLY care the nomming lifestyle... so i keep it to a bare minimum throughout the year and mostly just at festivals... having a clear head isn't so bad...
it's makes you WAY LESS paranoid... and when you finally nom again, you bake at very low temperature! :-)
It's that low temp that I like - LOL specially with the economy - saves alot of money