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Post by inertiaticc on Mar 17, 2008 19:46:11 GMT -5
Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day! Sam: I'm not innocent. Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here! Mark: Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you. Sam: He's protecting me. Andrew Largeman: So? Sam: He *likes* me! Andrew Largeman: Don't be cute. Sam: He's my knight in shining armor. Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject. Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker! Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?
Post by HoodooOperator on Mar 17, 2008 20:42:35 GMT -5
"I've seen me a lot of weird sh*t in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco."
Post by generalstore on Mar 17, 2008 21:28:00 GMT -5
Buck: (in a conversation about dog training school) I went to one of those obedience places once, it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. -Best In Show
Patton: Now I want you to remember that no ba5tard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ba5tard die for his country. -Patton
Christy & Clarissa: Hey, you guys about to smoke? Bradley: Yeah. Wanna come back to my place? Kumar: Please. Like they want to go listen to a bunch of Phish records while you read your lame ass poetry. Ladies? Wanna get high and have some fun? Christy & Clarissa: Sure!, Sure! Bradley: Hey, my poetry isn't lame! It's actually quite good. -H&KGTWC
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets? Random Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off. Chef: <sits on his helmet> -Apocolaypse Now
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? Kumar: No, I just thought that... Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest? Kumar: I'm sorry? Creepy Guy: What? Creepy Guy: You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Post by longliverocknroll on Mar 18, 2008 10:00:31 GMT -5
Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day! Sam: I'm not innocent. Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here! Mark: Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you. Sam: He's protecting me. Andrew Largeman: So? Sam: He *likes* me! Andrew Largeman: Don't be cute. Sam: He's my knight in shining armor. Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject. Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherquacker! Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?
Haha, I love that movie. My roommate has an unhealthy obsession with Zach Braff, he is a dude, my roommate that is. He has seasons 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 of scrubs in the room, I don't see two but hes got to be hiding it somewhere. Anyway...
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!" Raoul Duke
"A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. " Raoul Duke
"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. " Raoul Duke
"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero" Edward Norton's character(still haven't figured out if he was Tyler or the name Tyler was his alternate personality, so confusing even after watching it a billion times)
"Only once you've lost it all are you free to do anything" Tyler Durden
Post by HoodooOperator on Mar 19, 2008 20:38:22 GMT -5
"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then."
Post by antsrmarching41 on Mar 28, 2008 3:50:24 GMT -5
Wayne: A gun rack? A gun rack? I dont even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack, what am I gonna do...with a gunrack? Stacey: Fine, you don't like it, I'll take it back, if your not careful Wayne your gonna lose me! Wayne: I lost you two months ago, are you mental, get the net, we broke up!
Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
President Camacho: Sh!t. I know sh!t's bad right now, with all that starving bullsh!t, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipsh!t! South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a d!ck! South Carolina, what's up!
Roy: Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary. Claudia: Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across. Roy: Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
Post by americanmary on Apr 1, 2008 22:39:59 GMT -5
asdoye111 said:
Man i get choked up just THINKING about this part of the movie...(sorry i'm a wussy f@g crybaby who loves Eternal Sunshine, deal with it)
Joel: [in the house on the beach] I really should go! I've gotta catch my ride. Clementine: So go. Joel: I did. I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting. Clementine: I wish you had stayed. Joel: I wish I had stayed to. NOW I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. Clementine: Well I came back downstairs and you were gone! Joel: I walked out, I walked out the door! Clementine: Why? Joel: I don't know. I felt like I was a scared little kid, I was like... it was above my head, I don't know. Clementine: You were scared? Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. Clementine: Was it something I said? Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know? Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry. Joel: It's okay. [Walking Out] Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time? Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left. Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one. [Joel comes back] Clementine: Bye Joel. Joel: I love you... Clementine: Meet me... in Montauk...
^^^favorite movie ever. my favorite part of the whole movie is this:
"Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too."
also some trainspotting:
"The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die."
Post by jambandjohn on May 13, 2008 1:16:26 GMT -5
Them clothes has got laundry numbers on 'em. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.
This yere spoon you keep with you and any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There is no playing grabass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man you can fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grabass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell is at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk and last bell is at eight...
Any man not in his bunk at eight will spend a night in the box. There is no smoking in prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Anyone caught smoking in prone position will spend a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday you put the clean sheet on the top, the top sheet on the bottom and the bottom sheet you turn in to the Laundry Boy. Any man who turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one will sit on the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man sitting on a bunk with dirty pants will spend a night in the box. Any man who don't bring back his empty pop bottles spends a night in the box.
Any man loudtalking spends a night in the box. You got questions you come to me.
I'm Carr, the floorwalker. I'm responsible for order in here and any man that don't keep order...
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
