I haven't been sober since 4pm...been drinking some AMAAAAAZING craft beers today @ the Southern Brewers Festival. Best one do far is a Tangerine Wheat from Lost Coast Brewery in CA. This stuff is so good it'll be a miracle if I'm still coherent by the time the Drive-By Truckers start playing! Yowza! YAY, BEEEEER!!! ;D
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
Well, gone with Heather to some family function of hers. Unlike my family functions, there's fires and booze at this one. Well, there are sometimes with booze in my fam - but I get judged and called an alcoholic for it. This is better.
Time to break out fires and Hookers.
Reporting live from the Blackstone Valley, this is LD for Inforoo News.
Post by Dave Maynar on Aug 27, 2012 18:00:04 GMT -5
From Saturday night: Anonymous Inforooster: "Hello, ma'am. I would like two domestic cans please." Vendor: "What would you like? We have Coors Light, Bud Light and Miller Light." Anonymous: "What?" Vendor: "We have Coors Light, Bud Light and Miller Light." Anonymous: "<confused look>... I don't know." Vendor: "How about I just pick two for you?" Anonymous: "Very good then."