My car was parked in front of my mothers house on the street. I was filling out paperwork and the kids were all in bed. My husband was on the couch sick. My mother went to the store and when she came back she noticed a rather large dent on the drivers side of the door. No one heard anything.
So I called the police and they came. While they were telling me there wasn't much they could do because there were no wittnesses he got a call about a DWI with car damage right by our house.
Really drunky, Wednesday at 9:30? F*cking amateur!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.