stikigekko, the picture of the port-o-pottie that you have on the 3rd page of your pictures is sooo nasty but sooo true, thank goodness i'll be in an Rv this year and wont have to deal with THAT!
yeah, that porto is pretty narsty, but def not even close to as bad as some ive seen. at my first fest, Lemonwheel (Phish), i used a porto in their "centeroo" area that had the shortest sh*tburg towering out of the toilet i could find. imagine going into a porto and seeing a steaming pile of sh*t and toilet paper extending about a foot out of the tolet. its a total sh*tburg. you have to take your pants completely off and squat with your feet on the sides of the toilet and just pray that you dont slip. that combined with the walls of the porto breathing in at you is enough to drive you crazy. but i came out smiling cuz of the pure hilarity of a sh*tburg coupled with my scott-free adventure.
Post by ronburgandy? on May 31, 2006 14:42:02 GMT -5
This guy was right across from our camp in 04..he was selling felafels with everything you can imagine on it for like 3 bucks . seriously, it was a meal for 2 people.
he would just yell "...And a PICKLE!!" ALL DAY AND NIGHT. It was annoying at first..but it grew on us and by the end of the weekend we would all join in the "..AND A PICKLE" chant with him..it was unbelievably amuzing.
and the RV you see, he gave out dollar raffle tickets and gave it away at the end of the weekend. he hitchhiked home.
i think his name was RJ..i hope to see him again this year..or someone just like him.
Post by clevelandwhat2005 on Jun 1, 2006 10:36:00 GMT -5
The story goes as this:
so, it was sunday, i think.. and we were moving our cars to an area closer to an exit on the grounds.. we took down our tents and packed up, looking to see as few more shows and then take off from the closer lot..
the traffic was really bad within the grounds during sunday, a lot of people leaving and moving cars around, etc.. my friends were driving, and myself and my girlfreind were walking along their car (they were coasting slowly..) so, we had to turn in the area to the left, but the traffic was so congested, it was hard to get the other lane to let us in...
so out of no where comes this nice kid, he stops traffic for my friends car, so we could pull in.. this girl in another car, angry the the traffic was now even more conjested, starts yelling at this kid.. she passes by and it could have ended there... heres where the bad stuff happens...
after that girl was biznatching about the traffic, the kid who was helping us pull in, yells "Quack you biznatch" to the girl... this was said right when a Manchester Sherriff on a an ATV was driving by. he turns around, and says, "whatd you say?" (thinking it was to him..).. the dude panics, and was like, "no sir, i didnt do anything wrong sir". this is all going on as the sherrif is restaining the dude putting him in handcuffs.. the sherriff did all of this forcefully, angry because he thought this kid just told him to Quack off biznatch...
so the kid resists, and before you know it theres 7 cops there, tackling this dude, they even were throwing punches... this story is 100% accurate too.. turns out, the kid had a bowl on him and some weed... so they got him for that...
but in a nutshell.. a cop thought he told him to Quack off, and the cop ran up to him and grabbed him and put him in handcuffss... there was quite a crowd, and u could tell the cops were scared, as they thought (and did) that they Quacked up.... apparently its illegal to say Quack in manchester, TN... watch out for jerkstore cops..