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My favorite is the porcupines. How much are you going to question your sobriety/sanity if you round a bend in a hiking trail and walk up on a lady porcupine working one out with a twig? I don't know if "working one out" is a valid phrase for female masturbation but I think you get the idea.
Post by grizzlepickle on May 27, 2011 10:50:43 GMT -5
Ohhhh, when people start messing with my good nature... Especially when it concerns our trip to Roo... I can always count on this thread to put the laugh back in my lungs and the smile back on my face.
BTW... a "Fapping" at Bonnaroo thread should be a must... maybe the guy with the poncho can start it.
Haha, the people that I was with were no strangers to various NO NO WORDS!!! but we had no idea what was going on when people walking around in front of or behind us were casually saying "Molly" every now and then. At first we thought they were looking for a friend named Molly. We heard it several times, so I checked google and urban dictionary which, of course, confirmed they were looking for a friend, haha. Certainly not our thing, but it was worth a few laughs later.
On topic: even *I* got some sweaty action last year, and I have no game. Doesn't seem that hard, girls are looking to party, too. Just be safe.
We need another 300 pages on this topic. So heres a start. This questions goes out to all. Without actual penitration, or private parts being revealed, What is your faverate intimate or semi intimate,(in public), thing to do?
Getting the booty grind at a show.
One of the main reasons I demanded a return of a Lunar Stage.
Post by fyreflye23 on May 30, 2011 21:09:36 GMT -5
I'm sure this has already been stated...but Fine Peduncle is playing at the On Tap Lounge- their goal is basically to get people to want to do it like bunny rabbits. I'm checking out Matthew and the Atlas right before them, was thinking about staying, but definitely not to hook up. Some of their mixes are actually really good!
Haha, the people that I was with were no strangers to various NO NO WORDS!!! but we had no idea what was going on when people walking around in front of or behind us were casually saying "Molly" every now and then. At first we thought they were looking for a friend named Molly. We heard it several times, so I checked google and urban dictionary which, of course, confirmed they were looking for a friend, haha. Certainly not our thing, but it was worth a few laughs later.
I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary myself just to make sure as to what it was... and the ad that showed up just happened to be for the Bonnaroo Buzz tour. Coincidence?
So where are all the sexy stories from Bonnaroo 2011? If you're as lucky as I was it was a very sexual and passionate year. Anyone willing to share? ;D
Two middle-aged hippies were having sex by the Other Tent pretty late in the evening on Friday. It only became obvious when homegirl took her breasts out and readjusted the downstairs situation. The only really outstanding part was the young, bearded man smoking a pipe less than 10 feet away, watching very intently. Security strolled up eventually like they've been interrupting this sort of thing all night long.
Post by mizvalentine on Jun 24, 2011 11:45:43 GMT -5
Mentioned it in another thread, but I saw/heard two people doin' it in a humorously shaking tent right on 2nd Ave as several hundred people walked by. The crowd picked up a fist-pumping chant to cheer them on... "GET IT! GET IT! GET IT!"... not sexy so much as hilarious!
Masturbation at Roo > Sex at Roo this is why I have seen more pipe glass dildo's being sold then condoms on Shakedown.
This was tossed in front of me and while bending down to see what it was I hear, "PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!" I then turned to look at the guy who was holding the other end of the string with a O.o look and he shrugged and said he was "Just fishin' for chicks." Took my pic and walked away.
Post by elmattador on Jun 24, 2011 16:42:38 GMT -5
The wife and I had a quickie in our tent Friday morning I think, before we were too stinky and dirty. We were quiet but I think people walking nearby could see our shadows on the tent cuz I heard them make a comment the next day.
The wife and I had a quickie in our tent Friday morning I think, before we were too stinky and dirty. We were quiet but I think people walking nearby could see our shadows on the tent cuz I heard them make a comment the next day.
You just have to find the right time of day to get your groove on. Don't like the heat? Do it early in the am or late afternoon/evening after the sun has gone down. Work around the environment and you can have some really great sex here. Just makes Roo that much more like paradise for me!
So where are all the sexy stories from Bonnaroo 2011? If you're as lucky as I was it was a very sexual and passionate year. Anyone willing to share? ;D
