my dad while making himself an ice cream sundae with every snack he could find: "my four favorite food groups. chocolate, peanut butter, pomegranates and cashews. i just need a cone to make the wheat."
Pop-Pop: "I'll have a Sam Adams." Waitress: "Would you like the 12oz or 16oz?" Pop-Pop: "Yes."
As a part-time server, I can tell you that sort of thing happens all the time. People just don't listen close enough to realize that a choice is being given. 16 or 20 oz? Ok. Fries or a salad? Sure. Unless your pop-pop was intentionally trying to be funny. Then carry on.
Had an appointment with a new oncologist up at UNC Wednesday. Conversation with my Mom on Thursday Mom: Called you on the cell because I'm not sure how long you're going to be at your appointment today. Me: That was yesterday Mom. Mom: Are you sure? I was sure it was today.
my cute little blonde friend and I talking about a fellow nursing student: ME-she has a 10 1/2 month old and a 1 month old. she is a brave soul. BLONDE: that must be so stressful. ME: she's got "Irish twins". BLONDE: she's Asian, how would she have Irish twins?
the other girl with us and I just busted out laughing.
Gramps- "Do you know why women like cherry tomatoes?
Gramps- "They like to put it in between their teeth and gently bite down."
Gramps- "They like to feel it squirt down their throat."
This is just one of the many jokes I heard from them today.
What a terrible, awesome thing for a Grandpa to say. Aren't family terribly awesome?
The two of them are always talking like this. My entire family is full of dirty minds. There were plenty of other comments made, but they are quite crazy. At one point the two of them decided to start calling my cousin cake fucker.
Mom: so I saw something on facebook that squirting is actually peeing. I had never even heard of squirting. I asked your brother about it and he just stared at me and walked away. Me: Mom! first who hasn't heard of squirting and second, why do you feel the need to ask your children about these things? Mom: so girls just go around peeing on their partners? me: ohmygod mom enough.