Did you masturbate in your tent this year?

emoney Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: January 2010 Posts: 6,228	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 9:11:08 GMT -5 warpedfan11 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emoney on Jun 19, 2013 9:11:08 GMT -5 No. No, I didn't.
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chicojuarz Bonnafunky Dirtyroo The Pink Panther Joined: December 2007 Posts: 7,203	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 crazykittensmile, bonzai, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chicojuarz on Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 Jun 19, 2013 9:11:08 GMT -5 emoney said: No. No, I didn't. What about someone else's tent?
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1karen1 Stanky McNasty Joined: May 2006 Posts: 4,837	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 9:14:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 1karen1 on Jun 19, 2013 9:14:57 GMT -5 I didn't sleep in a tent.
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Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 9:19:25 GMT -5 chicojuarz likes this

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Post by emoney on Jun 19, 2013 9:19:25 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

Jun 19, 2013 9:11:08 GMT -5 emoney said:

No. No, I didn't.

What about someone else's tent?

I was actually hiding inside the fountain all weekend, lying on my back and letting loose.

And boy are my arms tired

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troyaikman B.O. and Fudge Toes THE NEXT LOUIS CK Joined: February 2012 Posts: 280	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 9:26:58 GMT -5 RandyAnal likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by troyaikman on Jun 19, 2013 9:26:58 GMT -5 I got masturbated in my tent.
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glitterous B.O. and Fudge Toes Beware the dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Joined: November 2012 Posts: 476	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 10:45:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by glitterous on Jun 19, 2013 10:45:52 GMT -5 The closest I got was a llama orgy. Does that count?
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Od Lid Johnny Mudbather Joined: March 2009 Posts: 680	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 10:49:19 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Od Lid Johnny on Jun 19, 2013 10:49:19 GMT -5 I did not. I did see Amy Shumer though, if that counts or anything.
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Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 10:55:39 GMT -5 Daveyboy likes this

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Post by glitterous on Jun 19, 2013 10:55:39 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 10:50:27 GMT -5 @bandeto said:

Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

What about someone else's tent?

awkward.

Or the start of the most awesome porno ever, "Bone my Roo."

Lady: "What on earth are you doing in my tent?!"

Dude: "Gettin' ready for you baby. Show me that Roo."

Lady: "Oh yeah!" *Peels sweaty, dusty clothes off her unwashed body*

I'll let you guys decide just WHAT the Roo is.

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Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 10:57:20 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 10:57:20 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 10:55:39 GMT -5 glitterous said:

Jun 19, 2013 10:50:27 GMT -5 @bandeto said:

awkward.

Or the start of the most awesome porno ever, "Bone my Roo."

Lady: "What on earth are you doing in my tent?!"

Dude: "Gettin' ready for you baby. Show me that Roo."

Lady: "Oh yeah!" *Peels sweaty, dusty clothes off her unwashed body*

I'll let you guys decide just WHAT the Roo is.

Note to self: wash my tent before next camping excursion

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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 11:01:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 11:01:11 GMT -5 Well I masturbated in your tent, does that count?
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emoney Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: January 2010 Posts: 6,228	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 11:24:31 GMT -5 Flanz likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emoney on Jun 19, 2013 11:24:31 GMT -5 The Unoriginal Wolfman Jess, ladies and gentlemen!
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 11:29:28 GMT -5 RandyAnal likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jun 19, 2013 11:29:28 GMT -5 I masturbated about 5 minutes before coming into this thread.
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 11:33:29 GMT -5 bonzai, halfwegianjake, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jun 19, 2013 11:33:29 GMT -5 Jun 19, 2013 11:30:07 GMT -5 @ntellier85 said: I'm leaving this thread to go masturbate. Why leave, can't you stay here and finish?
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Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 11:38:44 GMT -5 crazykittensmile, bonzai, and 1 more like this

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Post by Dave Maynar on Jun 19, 2013 11:38:44 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

Jun 19, 2013 9:11:08 GMT -5 emoney said:

No. No, I didn't.

What about someone else's tent?

And I am suddenly terrified knowing that Chico knows where I was camped.

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Did you masturbate in your tent this year? Jun 19, 2013 12:31:44 GMT -5 crazykittensmile, Dave Maynar, and 1 more like this

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Post by chicojuarz on Jun 19, 2013 12:31:44 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 11:38:44 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Jun 19, 2013 9:14:20 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

What about someone else's tent?

And I am suddenly terrified knowing that Chico knows where I was camped.

You all sleep late. Just sayin.

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Jun 19, 2013 12:00:42 GMT -5 spaceghost said:

Jun 19, 2013 10:49:19 GMT -5 Od Lid Johnny said:

I did not. I did see Amy Shumer though, if that counts or anything.

I swear I saw her in the very back near the bathrooms during Kendrick Lamar.

I saw her standing in front of the Garnier tent. White tight top, peach tight skirt. I stopped and squinted like I was looking for a contact, then pointed and smiled when I confirmed my suspicions. Would have said "Hi" if I could think of her name right away. I'm sure being called Chelsea Handler would have made her weekend.

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Post by quacker on Jun 19, 2013 20:15:51 GMT -5

Jun 19, 2013 10:55:39 GMT -5 glitterous said:

Jun 19, 2013 10:50:27 GMT -5 @bandeto said:

awkward.

Or the start of the most awesome porno ever, "Bone my Roo."

Lady: "What on earth are you doing in my tent?!"

Dude: "Gettin' ready for you baby. Show me that Roo."

Lady: "Oh yeah!" *Peels sweaty, dusty clothes off her unwashed body*

I'll let you guys decide just WHAT the Roo is.

I just masturbated to this post

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