i'm just sayinnnn. i could definitely go for a petting zoo at bonnaroo. how quacking cool would that be! only not just like sheep and camels and shiz. quacking zebras and giraffes and elephants and shiz. OR what about elephant rides how cool would that be! idk 'bout youu, but i'd ride a 'phant at roo. i'd pay like 10 bucks for that shiz. maybe get some zebra's involved if they're down to not bite. perhaps some peacocks? OR a butterfly pavilion! OMMANN! or like a bunch of tropical birds! Quack snakes though.
That's just what we need, a sketchy, backwoods, carney operated, petting Zoo for the 80,000 whacked out people at Bonnaroo.
doesn't bonnaroo have enough shitbombs from the police horses? no more animals.
how fucking cool would it be if they put an explorable sewer in at bonnaroo? you could walk around in sewage and touch it and be surrounded by it.