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First they came for the wooks, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a wook.
Then they came for the Metallica fans, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Metallica fan.
Then they came for Kanye, and I didn't speak out because frack Kanye.
Then they came for Shonda, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Shonda.
Then they came for the bros, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a bro.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left...well, hang on now...I do my own fighting; you frackers are going to have to drag me out biting and hollering.
I opened a car door for my wife on our first date 12 years ago and she looked at me like this: So yeah, that's only happened like twice since then and it was because she was so shiz-faced drunk that I had to carry her ass.
One can only hope he's single too, maybe a doctor?.. Somebody that makes you feel safe when he holds you at night?
Well, I can legally get plastered at a bar, do something highly illegal, and get full sentencing for it. I guess that qualifies me as an adult. I sort of have a life, most of it happens on the weekends. I do have a job, but most of the posts that I make happen at said job. I have a loving family with a girlfriend and two children that we found near a dumpster that suspiciously look a lot like cats. I am not a doctor, but I can make you feel safe when I hold you at night.
Lono, if you would just for the love of Christ parse your poems. You've totally got this deranged Bukowski thing going on, yet you refuse to milk it. Like so:
"seize them by the balls and their grocery carts will follow" (or some such thing; we call this "the title.")
Dude if you had pestered by the same Hari Krishna at camp for the past several years the way I had you would have been all down for that
son of a biznatch called me a hypocrite for not listening to his dog shiz in the door speal
while wearing an Alex Grey shirt depicting Chakras and such and ruined my peak like I was unpure or something
you know for those of you in GA hell I have even seen the guy in RV one year has an old granny grocery cart he hauls around looking for weak minded people to goad into his cult
that same guy is there every year and always picks the worst time to spread the word to me.
I would rather have Gambling Sam come up and take all my money in a shell game then hear about how I am not living the good life.
i havent heard this much talk about puncuation since my 11th grade teacher 2 years ago (mr muchugh) who gave mea check - every day
but really where can the best parties happen at and what bands does everyone want to see? this my frist roo im hella pshyched to have a good time
Bonnaroo is one big party dude. Its not who can throw down the hardest, drink the most booze(which there are restrictions on bringing in btw especially if your car is a bunch of 20ish year olds, or who gets the most chicks at their "tailgate". Its about music and community. Not everyone at Bonnaroo is alike. Some have different musical preferences, some are old some are young, some are west coast some are east. Its one big commune for a weekend. Instead of dissing your neighbors because they are listening to their Bjork record, notice that one is looking a little dehydrated and give em a spare water. Thats what Bonnaroo is all about. Blacking out and forgetting the whole weekend is a rough way to do it.
P.S. I figured this was on your mind correct me if I am wrong. People are gross after a few days of showering with a water bottle and getting dust blown every oriface.. Getting laid should not be in your top 5 things to do at Roo.
tell u whos not gonna get laid is this guy with all the water
started crying from laughing so hard at this earlier.
5/25: Dillinger Escape Plan
5/30: Andrew W.K. w/ Tony Clifton
6/1: Big Boi w/ Killer Mike
6/13-16: BONNAROO
6/29: Bob Dylan, Wilco, MMJ
6/30: The Grandmothers of Invention
7/11: Seinfeld
7/20: Living Colour
8/1: Mastodon w/ Machine Head
8/7: Melvins
9/5: Iron Maiden w/ Megadeth
10/2: The Legendery Pink Dots
11/1-3: VOODOO
11/14-17: BEAR CREEK
chicojuarz
Bonnafunky Dirtyroo The Pink Panther & Boobie touching creepo
I didn't particularly care for the album. It was good, but definitely not what I want to hear from Daft Punk. However I recently read that they are going to be doing remixes of a lot of the songs as well as allowing other artists to do the same (similar to Tron) and I think this will be really awesome and a lot closer to the Daft Punk record everyone was expecting. I'd even venture to say that Daft Punk created RAM with this in mind.
Actually, this makes sense the more that I think about it. You know, when I buy a bunch of really expensive grass-fed Argentinian strip steaks, season them with a crust made from rare Cambodian pepper and Fleur de Sel, then proceed to perfectly sear each side en route to glazing them with natural garlic butter and a perfect medium-rare finish, while opening a fine bottle of Chapoutier Bordeaux, what I'm really doing is just preparation for the next step in my dinner's evolution. That's where I grind the steak up in a food processors, make it into patties, batter dip it and deep fry it and serve it with ranch dressing, then pour the wine into a blender with a ton of ice and triple sec and make frozen sangria.
Now I'm going to be on the lookout for good posts.
