Official "Surfbum is a chode" thread

[surfbumdj]

Fire away. Ive got thick skin. I won't argue or flame back, do your worst.

(mods: I am opening up total freedom to blast me any way possible here)

(also: I like it here - maybe this can help me become a better member of this forum. like me or not, I believe Im a pretty good guy who just thinks differently than some of you - but I am asking for your opinions. Some honesty mixed in with the ridicule would be nice)

[emoney]

Good shiit, OP.

[bonzai]

Oh man, Surf... Sigh.

[wannaberoo'ing]

Wait til EAP sees this.

I have nothing against you, surf. But I do believe that you should never hand out relationship advice again or discuss male/female dichotomies or apply social Darwinism anymore to real-life situations.

You welcomed me here with open arms and sent me a nice "welcome to inforoo" PM so for that, you'll always be ok in my book. I mean that :-)

[clevelndmike]

Clearly I missed something good!

[Flanz]

Well, I have to admire the face-it-head-on tactic. I also suspect you're doing this to take the fun out of it, which worked. Damn you, surfbum.

[itrainmonkeys]

Oct 19, 2012 13:56:23 GMT -5 surfbumdj said:

Fire away. Ive got thick skin. I won't argue or flame back, do your worst.

(mods: I am opening up total freedom to blast me any way possible here)

Enjoy

[surfbumdj]

Oct 19, 2012 14:15:11 GMT -5 Larry Farnsworth said:

Oh holy sh*t man, get over yourself.

I started this to get this stupidity out of the headliner thread. Hopefully it works.

[wannaberoo'ing]

But what would this place be without its attention seeking alpha males?

[bonzai]

Oct 19, 2012 14:20:19 GMT -5 wannaberoo'ing said:

But what would this place be without its attention seeking alpha males?

Boring, but I would be posting in TML way more often.. so that would be a win

[crazykittensmile]

What the heck?!

[Flanz]

Oct 19, 2012 14:20:19 GMT -5 wannaberoo'ing said:

But what would this place be without its attention seeking alpha males?

You'd still have plenty of other ones...

[krstphr]

Can't decide if this is the most bizarre form of narcissism I've ever seen or the most bizarre form of narcissism I've ever seen.

You decide.

[quacker]

Where is "All of the above"?

[bacon]

Oct 19, 2012 14:28:03 GMT -5 Flanz said:

Oct 19, 2012 14:20:19 GMT -5 wannaberoo'ing said:

But what would this place be without its attention seeking alpha males?

You'd still have plenty of other ones...

Ya that Nodepression guy is such a ass

[krstphr]

Oh my god there's a poll. That does not show up on the app.

[Flanz]

It's bad when no one even wants to answer an anonymous poll, right?

[itrainmonkeys]

Oct 19, 2012 14:35:47 GMT -5 Larry Farnsworth said:

Oct 19, 2012 14:20:03 GMT -5 surfbumdj said:

I started this to get this stupidity out of the headliner thread. Hopefully it works.

No you didn't. It was all over, said and done in the headliner thread. You did this to draw more attention to yourself. Well, enjoy.

Well there were still people posting to/about him in that thread after he made this one so it wasn't really all over, said and done.

[itrainmonkeys]

Oct 19, 2012 14:36:04 GMT -5 Flanz said:

It's bad when no one even wants to answer an anonymous poll, right?

It's still early

[itrainmonkeys]

I would LOVE to go bowling.

[bonzai]

I can bowl a mean 88.

[Flanz]

I bowl with the pink girls ball and just palm it and whip it down the lane like a gorilla.


**I hope I didn't insult any gorillas in the making of this comment.

[itrainmonkeys]

Oct 19, 2012 14:49:17 GMT -5 Flanz said:

I bowl with the pink girls ball and just palm it and whip it down the lane like a gorilla.


**I hope I didn't insult any gorillas in the making of this comment.

[LD]

So either I'm missing something, or did Surfbum come back and just expected to get blasted right off?

[surfbumdj]

Oct 19, 2012 14:13:29 GMT -5 Flanz said:

Well, I have to admire the face-it-head-on tactic. I also suspect you're doing this to take the fun out of it, which worked. Damn you, surfbum.

It was specifically you who I was attempting to suck the fun out of it for.

Mission: accomplished

(FWIW I have nothing against you, just all the things you say and do)



*disclaimer - since you don't seem to get my sense of humor - this too, was a joke

[surfbumdj]

Oct 19, 2012 15:06:31 GMT -5 LD said:

So either I'm missing something, or did Surfbum come back and just expected to get blasted right off?

I made an off color joke in the Headliner thread, and it derailed it. This is an attempt to

1) get that thread back on track
2) see #1
3) there is no 3
4) stop reading
5) seriously, stop reading
6) save the pandas

[Scrog]

Is anybody dressing up for Halloween?

[Flanz]

Oct 19, 2012 15:06:39 GMT -5 surfbumdj said:

Oct 19, 2012 14:13:29 GMT -5 Flanz said:

Well, I have to admire the face-it-head-on tactic. I also suspect you're doing this to take the fun out of it, which worked. Damn you, surfbum.

It was specifically you who I was attempting to suck the fun out of it for.

Mission: accomplished

(FWIW I have nothing against you, just all the things you say and do)



*disclaimer - since you don't seem to get my sense of humor - this too, was a joke

I get your sense of "humor," I just don't find it particularly humorous.

[Pops]

"And the king spoke, and he told them, 'the greatest thing you could ever do is to leave this alone and never speak of it, pretend it does not exist. Then, over time, it will dissipate from your silence - robbed of its power. It may return in other forms, but focused outward and humbled, ready to try civilized life one time more'"

[chicojuarz]

Why doesnt anyone realize that surfbum is funny? This thread is so meta.